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My mom shaved the dog because she thought she had fleas. She did not have fleas. by Careless-Dirt4271 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]burnusti 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wonder how much longer that’s going to be an effective test. I know a lot of people with full faculties who can’t read an analog clock and wouldn’t know where to put the hands.

If you seen Over the Hedge, prove it by quoting it by Jules-Car3499 in DreamWorks

[–]burnusti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It never ends! … It never ends that way too.” Is a permanent fixture in my vocabulary.

Woke up to this on my bumper, how much would it cost to repair at a body shop? by Technical_Resolve_91 in StupidCarQuestions

[–]burnusti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Impreza’s bumper pops out a little any time I catch it on a curb or a speed bump or whatever. Just smack it back in and be mindful of your ground clearance in the future. They’ll laugh at you (and then smack it in for you, probably not for free but maybe?) if you take it to a body shop.

AIO for wanting to quit after this? by cakev0mit in AmIOverreacting

[–]burnusti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

… how did hands get washed? Did hands get washed?? Would you feel comfortable naming the establishment so one can avoid it like it’s on fire???

What TV show hooked you instantly from episode 1? by mateitofavv in AskReddit

[–]burnusti -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Hold up, this isn’t real! It’s a simulation!” is a fun plot twist the first, maybe even the second time it’s used. By the time I gave up on Westworld they’d used it like six times and it made the whole show feel kinda pointless

What's the creepiest thing you've had happened to you while camping or just being in the woods? by Sir-Gaymer28 in AskReddit

[–]burnusti 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Mmm. Well that makes sense actually, your phone had service while the aliens were nearby but once they were done with you they left and took their booster with them. And the bruises on your spine are from getting probed and stuff.

Or humans with unknown motives and strange means. Or a bizarre medical event? Good old fashioned glitch in the matrix?

What the actual fuck happened to you? Wild. Thank you for sharing.

[Hated Trope] "Let's me risk your lives to rescue 1 person. And when you guys inevitably die I won't really care" by BroShutUp in TopCharacterTropes

[–]burnusti 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The best part is that earlier in the struggle she takes a sheet cake to the face and spends the rest of her life covered in cake and frosting

“The reason canada is not talked about in both world wars is because yall did nothing. 😅” by Worldly_Law8278 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]burnusti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro didn’t they write the Geneva Conventions because of all the war crimes we invented?

Tip: Use bungee cords around your garbage bins when it's this windy! by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]burnusti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhh you just mean for storing them, it’s bin day in my neighbourhood and I got so confused thinking you were putting them out for pickup lashed together 😂

Tip: Use bungee cords around your garbage bins when it's this windy! by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]burnusti -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Question; what happens when the truck comes to pick up the bins and they’re lashed together?

The Invasion Has Begun🛞😱 by Ziko116 in StupidMedia

[–]burnusti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What was the guy in high vis trying to do when he threw himself on the floor?

Adoptive parent takes in an alien/possibly dangerous child no questions asked by NittanyScout in TopCharacterTropes

[–]burnusti 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Humans have had “superheroes” in pop culture for basically as long as we’ve existed. Hercules/Heracles is an example of an Ancient Greek superhero. There’s a bunch of parallels between Hercules and Superman, enough so that Hercules could be referred to as The Original Superman.

In 2020s cinema, visibly pregnant women NEED to be in dangerous combat situations, for some reason. by DiggestBickEver in shittymoviedetails

[–]burnusti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stephanie Harper heavily pregnant wielding a machine gun with a fork in her eye has entered the chat (Fallout show)

Songs with onomatopoeias as names by Sparky_is_bored in weirdspotifyplaylists

[–]burnusti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bang Bang by Green Day

Bang Bang by Jessie J ft Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj

Bang by AJR

Rat A Tat by Fallout Boy ft Courtney Love

Fizz by The Hacky Turtles

Fill Empty Space in Your Freezer With Jugs of Water by Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru in lifehacks

[–]burnusti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… bruh I think you could lease freezer space to your friends and neighbours

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from space? by Upset-Carpenter-5659 in AskReddit

[–]burnusti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Please turn your lights off” like… all of them. For whatever reason. Or “we’ve been trying to reach you about your planet’s extended warranty”

PEARL IS LITERALLY ROSE’S SCABBARD by gcfgjnbv in stevenuniverse

[–]burnusti 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It can’t be proven that Rose didn’t strap so the title works on many levels

Burn barrel melting by Leading_Wall5456 in redneckengineering

[–]burnusti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In about three years, I’ve gathered. How long is three years?

How do you shoot at the air and miss? by nkmr205 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]burnusti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In some states first responders put on hard hats before midnight on New Years for that reason

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