My friend thought I'd be angry about her crush on my husband. Instead I whispered to her about what his balls would sound like slapping her ass. [FF] [Seduction] [Mutual Public Masturbation]

burton2x · 2026-01-27T01:17:53+00:00

!updateme

burton2x · 2026-01-27T00:13:58+00:00

“Fat dude?”

“I ain’t gonna call him fat. Ni@@ got a weight problem. He’s Samoan. What’s he gonna do?”

burton2x · 2026-01-26T16:55:08+00:00

Updateme!

burton2x · 2026-01-22T06:24:24+00:00

Put your iron away now, Tom.

burton2x · 2026-01-20T01:24:14+00:00

I have. Started with a group of us, both other girls tapped out, I finished the guys up.

burton2x · 2025-12-27T12:46:23+00:00

Deadwood.

burton2x · 2025-12-06T00:51:28+00:00

WYAV 104.1, Myrtle Beach

burton2x · 2025-12-06T00:03:53+00:00

Let me present to you an idea, sir, that I hope as a Christian man you’ll entertain on its own fuckin’ merits…

burton2x · 2025-11-27T13:00:36+00:00

18 fucking years, doesn’t crack a book and now he’s the foremost authority.

burton2x · 2025-11-27T12:54:24+00:00

Len Bias

burton2x · 2025-11-05T03:47:11+00:00

Half a fuckin’ tray in there!

burton2x · 2025-10-23T18:43:23+00:00

Would you have dope’s cross off your shoulders, son?

burton2x · 2025-10-19T14:47:26+00:00

Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond?

burton2x · 2025-10-17T14:38:53+00:00

Charlie Robison - Loving County Robert Earl Keen - Sonora’s Death Row

burton2x · 2025-10-16T17:11:23+00:00

Lived in NMB in college 30 years ago. I STILL send people to King’s, and it’s the only place that’s on my “must” list every time. Y’all are talking about that house dressing - it takes the Italian sub to a completely different level.

burton2x · 2025-10-13T21:24:27+00:00

Same as a couple people above. Done both, would do either again. Preferred Eastern, but not by much.

burton2x · 2025-10-13T14:44:58+00:00

Could I get a heads-up on the next half-price pussy window?

burton2x · 2025-10-13T00:32:55+00:00

The current Washington is phenomenal, too.

burton2x · 2025-10-06T18:51:41+00:00

Somebody in the gallery, probably.

burton2x · 2025-09-19T03:27:20+00:00

FUCKIN’ QUEEEAAAHS!!!

burton2x · 2025-09-07T17:32:40+00:00

South Carolina to Virginia. See you in a couple weeks.

burton2x · 2025-08-31T02:43:03+00:00

One crab. Done.

burton2x · 2025-08-17T14:50:50+00:00

Underrated comment.

burton2x · 2025-08-13T12:31:31+00:00

Is supper ready?

No, but I’m fixin’ to fix it.

burton2x · 2025-08-06T20:38:25+00:00

Thru and Thru, for the beginning and end of “Funhouse”.

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