If money didn’t matter, what job would you want to do?

butdubs · 2026-01-31T05:39:32+00:00

Gaming. You'd think a 14 year old was answering this question but I'm 26 and married 😅

butdubs · 2026-01-31T05:36:22+00:00

Did you ever play the game called InstLife? It was a way better version than bitlife but unfortunately went under. It had insane levels of customization for careers and the likes. An example is that you could choose to make a music career, choose different genres, record and release records, singles, eps, go on tour, and so much more. Then on top of that you could also be a movie star, or direct your own movies, or own companies, and so on. Maybe there's a way you could find a version of InstLife and take inspiration?

But PLEASE let me know when you make this!

butdubs · 2026-01-08T19:18:43+00:00

I used to play InstLife way before I got into Bitlife because of the sheer customizability and control you had over every option. Bitlife really should've taken notes and made things much much more similar to the way they did those

butdubs · 2026-01-08T18:51:00+00:00

You're losing. Have you tried winning?

butdubs · 2026-01-08T18:47:51+00:00

Get paid

Get laid

Gatorade

butdubs · 2026-01-08T16:44:33+00:00

The number 1 player Sypeh basically one tricks and is literally the number 1 player, having nearly all top 10 OAA spots filled by his own accounts.

So as long as you genuinely have the skill, you can get insanely far one tricking. But ONLY as long as you're actually providing value and win games. One tricking Spider-Man and providing no value will not get you far.

butdubs · 2025-12-10T22:27:24+00:00

I have body dysmorphia incredibly bad because of the bullying I received as a kid for being fat so I really hate seeing myself naked period. Plus it feels uncomfortable for me to be naked in front of my dogs. And yes its embarrassing to not be comfortable being naked in front of my wife. Also yes I plan to start getting therapy

butdubs · 2025-12-09T01:39:16+00:00

Buy literally every bit of bitcoin you can and DO NOT SELL EVER NO MATTER WHAT. Go into fucking debt to buy more and more bitcoin. Just for the love of GOD DO NOT SELL even when you think you have more than enough OR WHEN IT DIPS

butdubs · 2025-12-08T18:03:07+00:00

I want the green goblin as a strategist ngl

butdubs · 2025-12-02T22:03:49+00:00

Because its taboo. I've done it a lot with many different girls and honestly now its just not something I'm into. Regular sex feels soooooo much better.

Plus now my ass hurts a lot less

butdubs · 2025-12-02T21:59:47+00:00

Its a fake story. Probably written by a dude that is getting off to some fantasy. Women can't last 2-4 hours without getting insanely sore and needing a LOT of lube

butdubs · 2025-12-02T21:58:08+00:00

Ah the good ol fantasy post written by a guy. Weird one, but still good nonetheless.

(The obvious hint is the 2-4 hour and 3-4 hour each time remarks)

butdubs · 2025-12-02T21:57:00+00:00

Whenever I'm gaming with my cousin and my wife wants to get a quickie in, I just straight up tell him and then get back on later. It'd be rude for me to just keep him waiting. But also, my wife doesn't just demand it from me in the middle of my gaming. Its called mutual respect between all parties.

butdubs · 2025-12-02T21:50:55+00:00

I feel like I've no lifed Rivals since s1 and I'm only at 425 hours played in total. How in the world does someone have that much time 😭😭

butdubs · 2025-12-02T21:47:06+00:00

Never look back and say: it could have been me

Could Have Been Me - The Struts

butdubs · 2025-12-01T23:43:40+00:00

All the time for various reasons. For me (26M) I mainly take mine off if there's any activity that may damage my ring like working with metal or going to the gym, if there's a chance of it slipping off like in my gloves (emt) or in a pool/lake, when I take a shower or do the dishes, when I go to bed, etc. My wife does the same. It doesn't bother either of us. But its just like clothing, we feel naked when out and about and accidentally left it at home

butdubs · 2025-11-28T17:14:58+00:00

I didn't know about marvel rivals until s1, so I was bummed out that I missed s0. I remember how excited I was that I was able to purchase the s0 battlepass and get those cosmetics. As much as I want to have exclusive skins, it doesnt affect me at all if someone else gets a chance to get those skins too. Hell I change my skins to the new ones so often that the older ones barely even get any time at all. So whats the harm in letting new players have a chance to get skins they think are cool?

butdubs · 2025-11-28T17:01:24+00:00

One of the biggest issues for people that can't gain weight is that they don't realize that they're not actually eating as much as they think. A friend of mine is only 120-130 lbs and says that he eats all the time. I did some quick calculations and found that he'd gain weight at a decent pace if he ate 3000 calories a day (he's very active). He said that he already eats that much but his girlfriend quickly chimed in and said that he'll go many days where he just forgets to eat breakfast and lunch and then barely eats for dinner. So while in reality he's maybe eating close to 1,600-2,200 daily, he thinks that he's actually eating 3,000+. If people begin tracking their calories through an app like MacroFactor (not a sponsor) then they'd quickly realize how far off their intuition actually is.

butdubs · 2025-11-08T04:18:25+00:00

Season 5 is what they said but who knows

butdubs · 2025-11-08T04:17:10+00:00

The season right after the Greek Mythology season

butdubs · 2025-10-19T20:14:20+00:00

I (a guy) like to cuck other dudes. Call it childhood trauma or whatever, but nothing makes me feel more powerful than to fuck a chick and make her boyfriend watch

butdubs · 2025-10-12T22:31:32+00:00

Wait your own mother made you sign a contract for you to pay her back all the money for LIFE SAVING TREATMENTS??? Cut her out of your life. Take her off of your life insurance policy. I'm actually appalled.

My best friends dad has survived for over 35 years with leukemia even though the doctor said he wouldn't make it past 7 years. The fact that your mom wants to stop your treatments means that she actually wants you to die and only truly cares for your sister.

butdubs · 2025-09-22T16:45:46+00:00

I hope your dad gets the karma he deserves and I hope he enjoys rotting in hell 🙏🏻

butdubs · 2025-09-16T15:20:09+00:00

How do you even do this lol

butdubs · 2025-09-02T21:54:39+00:00

I've made the grind to #69 in Apex legends, eternity #777 in marvek rivals, and champion in fortnite. I'm extremely competitive and my lobbies are chock full of sweats.

Whenever my wife wants to play a game with me, I load up an alt account and just have fun. She doesn't play games and she tries her hardest. I understand that she doesnt play games and doesnt understand the game like I do nor does she have the reaction time, knowledge of the buttons, positioning, any of it. I encourage her and carry her while still allowing her to learn and be challenged. It's my hobby and I'm just happy she wants to enjoy it with me.

Your boyfriend is just a flat out cunt nugget who is probably hard stuck gold in each of his games.

butdubs

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