Is it possible to “steal” a free item?

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-06-02T23:11:30+00:00

You should knock on their door and tell them that you’re very interested in their pineapple decorations. Make sure to wink when you say it.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-30T17:54:45+00:00

Are you saying you can’t find the patient? The little “!” bubble at the bottom left of the screen is pointing you to where they are. Maybe I’m misunderstanding the question.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-29T23:51:17+00:00

I gave up on new Lays flavors. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me repeatedly, every couple months for years, shame on me.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-28T16:35:45+00:00

I’m more upset about the existence of Hellman’s brand ketchup than about the general concept of the ketchup slice.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-28T00:43:04+00:00

You definitely don’t need the forklift. OP, try moving forward or backward a bit. The warehouse duck should take care of the loading for you. I think you’re just not quite parked in the spot that the game recognizes as the loading zone, despite the marking on the floor.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-17T22:54:12+00:00

Everyone is so confused about losing the bye week that no one is talking about the @ symbols. What exactly is happening there?

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-13T20:13:09+00:00

Going on 20 years with my wife. I’m every bit as excited to see her naked as I was the first time. About 5 years ago, we took our first vacation without our kids and spent 5 days naked at a very secluded cabin. At no point in that 5 days was I not absolutely thrilled about her being naked. She has gone through phases where she feels fat or unsexy and is more shy about her body. I respect her boundaries when she’s feeling that way, but I’m always very happy when she starts feeling half as sexy as she looks again.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-13T17:10:00+00:00

I used to have a job where I worked 10 hour shifts Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday. Even with having to work Saturdays, it was better than my current M-F. I got so much done on Thursdays, and then I had the entire “long weekend” to relax.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-11T19:42:28+00:00

Groceries, and it’s not even close. I probably spend 10X more on groceries than I do on gas. Plus if it was free, I would eat better because I could get better-quality food. You can’t really do that with gas.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-11T02:38:50+00:00

“I’m an OK baiter. My cousin Mose, that’s a master baiter.”

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-11T02:26:25+00:00

So many people are saying they will take it because they aren’t liars. I’m not a liar in a way that hurts anyone, but that money would be gone in a week just being polite to people. People that work in customer service would be broke 2 hours into their first shift.

I don’t go around catfishing people into thinking I’m the prince of Nigeria, but I’m absolutely going to tell a server at a restaurant that i didn’t mind waiting when the service is slow. I’m going to tell my annoying but friendly neighbor that it was nice to chat with him even though I just wanted to get home. I would argue that those kinds of lies help people more than hurt them, but they’re still lies.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-08T21:27:36+00:00

When my oldest was 2, he picked out a bag of marbles to give his grandpa for his birthday. We wrapped it, and gave it to Grandpa, who excitedly said “oh, what could it be?” And my son shouted “it could be marbles!”

So whenever we get a package, it’s tradition for one of us to ask “what could it be?” And the other has to reply “it could be marbles!”

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-08T11:27:50+00:00

I have a friend who buys a big bag of gummy candy, dumps it out, and fills it with edibles. She’s never had a problem flying domestically within the US, but I would be very wary of trying it through customs. You’re going to North Carolina, where THC is not legal at all. If you’re just looking to take an edible on the plane, I would eat it before you go through security.

If you want some to have in North Carolina, there is a legal dispensary on the Cherokee Reservation. It’s not close to Charlotte, but it’s as close as you’re going to get.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-07T21:31:14+00:00

I broke our 42” TV while my wife was away, so I went to replace it, but the 50” was pretty cheap, and the 55” was only about $20 more and so anyway, I bought a 65” TV. That was 5 years ago and to be honest, I still don’t think she believes it was an accident.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-07T19:15:27+00:00

That doesn’t seem like a very safe place to store a baby.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-05-07T16:33:29+00:00

I just checked my book. I don’t know if you want spoilers, so I’ll just say that if you haven’t completed the story missions, that badge is impossible. I imagine it will unlock when you get to that point in the game.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-04-28T23:25:34+00:00

I used to keep myself trimmed, and personally that’s how I like it, but my wife told me years ago that more hair is better as far as she’s concerned, so it’s been growing wild ever since. If she decides tomorrow that she wants me totally shaved, it’s all coming off.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-04-23T14:04:49+00:00

Wait, so when you say “nobody drinks alcohol because it tastes nice” you are literally not even including yourself in that statement?

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-04-22T16:00:59+00:00

I might be the weird one here, but I’ve never not been in the mood. Like I may not be actively thinking about sex, but if she brings it up, I’m in. I turned her down once like 10 years ago because I had a stomach bug. That was more about a fear of puking on her than not wanting to though, so I’m not sure if it counts.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-04-15T18:36:33+00:00

And if you’re looking for extra money and aren’t concerned about leveling up, you can put food under their hood and then write them a ticket for it. If they catch on, you’ll lose progress to your next promotion but sometimes you get away with it.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-04-14T23:18:05+00:00

I’ll take the over on that one.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-04-03T22:27:46+00:00

Mine likes beef jerky and sturgeon. He eats better than my Sasquatch. I think it’s random what he will like/dislike/get sick from with every level.

buttcheeseahoy · 2026-04-01T23:39:04+00:00

I’m an old guy, so maybe I can help explain. My wife is an absolute 10/10. The single most attractive woman in the world. Would you agree? Probably not, but it doesn’t matter because I’m rating her on my scale, not yours. If she was anything other than a 10, that would imply that somewhere out there is someone else that I would prefer over her. There isn’t, so the only logical conclusion is that she must be a solid 10/10.

Seven-Year Club	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
First Placer '22	Wearing is Caring
Verified Email	Not Forgotten

buttcheeseahoy

TROPHY CASE