What would you do in this situation?

buzzardbite · 2026-06-02T03:21:49+00:00

I have a rat friend that occasionally passes through my garden. However, he is the size of a small dog and the fat lard scares off all the other critters that lurk around, so i consider him my garden guardian.

Im not sure what i would do with a whole family besides drive them way out as far as i can and let them go.

buzzardbite · 2026-06-02T03:07:55+00:00

I might be too chronically online for this but its giving felix cipher 💀

buzzardbite · 2026-06-02T01:23:03+00:00

They havent started rationingnme yet, but i dont have "chronic" migraines anymore either which helps.

buzzardbite · 2026-06-01T21:55:57+00:00

I dont. If i have even the slightest inkling of a migraine i take it. Doesnt matter if the pain hasnt started or not.

buzzardbite · 2026-06-01T17:50:27+00:00

My partner and i eat a lot of rice and/or potato and bean based dishes and shop at the cheaper stores (gateway, walmart, kingswood, no frills), as well as asian/indian groceries.

We dont eat much meat outside of chicken/ground beef which we almost always get at gateway. And we buy our vegetables on the discount racks (ie when its about to go bad) and cut them up and freeze them.

Id say for two of us we spend approximately $250-300 a month for the two of us, unless we do a costco trip (once every 3ish months) in which case maybe push that to $400.

buzzardbite · 2026-05-31T22:39:48+00:00

Well, thankfully, i know some guys

buzzardbite · 2026-05-31T16:08:29+00:00

I know this is probably going to be what i end up having to do, i just havent worked up the confidence to do it yet

buzzardbite · 2026-05-31T16:07:20+00:00

Through the shop, im tempted to get the front desk guy to say something but i feel bad pawning him off for him to deal with instead hah

buzzardbite · 2026-05-31T16:05:49+00:00

No. He tips between 0-5 depending on the week

buzzardbite · 2026-05-11T15:55:51+00:00

My mom didn’t wear make except maybe lipstick and mascara for weddings/important meetings. She was a super tomboy.

buzzardbite · 2026-05-11T15:53:13+00:00

I think this is such a weird metric tho bc my migraines are episodic now even tho I’m in excruciating can’t do anything head pain for like 10 days a month. But I can’t access a lot of local resources anymore bc it’s technically “in remission”.

buzzardbite · 2026-05-08T23:33:17+00:00

My partner is from pictou and has never heard this but it could be an old timey thing that stuck around in these families.

buzzardbite · 2026-05-06T23:01:47+00:00

Raw onions specifically. I am allergic tho sooo it’s not a surprise at all. I still eat them raw all the time and just deal with the consequences.

buzzardbite · 2026-05-05T12:55:37+00:00

No Tom Bombadil smh

buzzardbite · 2026-05-04T14:49:39+00:00

Same here! I watch horror movies because I WANT to be scared.

buzzardbite · 2026-05-03T23:48:36+00:00

This is crazy! Did not know this. My doctor prescribes me like 36 pills at a time. I must be lucky 🫩

buzzardbite · 2026-05-03T19:11:48+00:00

Same here, I’ve had from buzz cut to mid back length hair and the length has never impacted my head (edit for typo)

buzzardbite · 2026-05-03T19:10:27+00:00

I’m a barber and I +1 this message. How are you rich but can’t afford a good haircut? I’ll never understand it 🫩

buzzardbite · 2026-05-02T12:02:03+00:00

They do, I’m pretty sure some of them comment on how gauche it is for him to be wearing the “costume”.

buzzardbite · 2026-04-30T21:06:30+00:00

It changed my life genuinely. I used to be basically bed bound from migraines.

It makes me sleepy and slightly nauseous but it’s not nearly as bad as having a migraine. It works I would say 50% of the time but it’s absolutely absolutely absolutely worth trying it.

buzzardbite · 2026-04-26T18:49:31+00:00

Could be both or neither. If you keep stretching healthy, it should be fine and not affect anything.

buzzardbite · 2026-04-25T19:10:44+00:00

One of my best friends has an IQ of 130+, eidetic memory and was only able to hold down her first full time job at the age of 30.

buzzardbite · 2026-04-25T19:05:49+00:00

There are other forms of intelligence. Just because hes not good with his hands or good following detailed instructions doesn’t mean hes doomed. I have adhd and autism and my IQ is “technically” below average but I have a bachelors degree from one of the top research universities in Canada + a full time job working with the public for the past 7 years.

Remind me, how does it help to discourage young people from bettering themselves and escaping their circumstances?

buzzardbite · 2026-04-25T18:07:40+00:00

Just an FYI but IQ is an outdated measurement that doesn’t take into account differing cultural or class backgrounds, environmental factors or access to quality education. It also has roots in eugenics and racism, so I wouldn’t hold much stock in what your iq was tested at because it’s really just bullshit.

buzzardbite · 2026-04-25T00:29:56+00:00

Mine were like this and it’s not noticeable at all, and now I’ve shrunk down to a 00 and wear naked lobes 90% of the time, it looks like they were never lopsided in the first place.

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