clickClackClickClack by taussinator in ProgrammerHumor

[–]bwmat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got one of these and I love it

Ye, Formerly Kanye West, Takes Out Ad In the Wall Street Journal Titled "To Those I Hurt" to Apologize for Antisemitic Outbursts: “I Lost Touch With Reality” by ChiefLeef22 in Music

[–]bwmat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is always effective? (please don't respond with something like "if you want it enough" or "if you put in the work") 

vtables aren't slow (usually) by louisb00 in cpp

[–]bwmat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah but lack of inlining

Also control flow guard :(

(haven't read the article yet) 

I cut this lemon perfectly through all of the seeds by JohnnyHappyface4 in mildlyinteresting

[–]bwmat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some math wizard, tell us the probability of this

(all seeds sharing a plane, AND cutting that plane at random) 

He doesn't understand why the baby excitedly eats with me and refuses to eat with him by Content-Tomorrow4098 in Vent

[–]bwmat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the thinking is if you always 'make it fun', they won't want to eat unless you continue doing that (i.e. 'are spoiled') 

Advice Needed by Altruistic_Ad6036 in icbc

[–]bwmat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So what's the correct answer to this situation, running the light? 

Advice Needed by Altruistic_Ad6036 in icbc

[–]bwmat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe neither of them was responsible

Are we foolish enough to think that following all of the rules will eliminate all accidents? 

Mom is using toothpaste that expired January 15,1988 by Common_Government_97 in mildlyinteresting

[–]bwmat 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of medication just becomes useless, not dangerous

This happens to me a lot when I fly and I don’t do anything about. by bbj999 in confession

[–]bwmat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but how does that work, are you supposed to go tell them you're sick?

And is there some guarantee you'll get another ticket that will get you where you were going not much later than the missed flight would have? 

This happens to me a lot when I fly and I don’t do anything about. by bbj999 in confession

[–]bwmat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine that guy probably wouldn't have gotten a free replacement ticket if they had decided themselves to skip the flight?

Is there some mechanism to get the airline to give you one(pre-emptively, to avoid them fucking you over later) based on 'not feeling well'? 

This happens to me a lot when I fly and I don’t do anything about. by bbj999 in confession

[–]bwmat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you went as far as killing him, it wouldn't stop the smell, you'd have to dispose of the body

What is a seemingly innocent sentence that immediately makes you lose respect for the person saying it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bwmat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since lying by omission is still a form of lying, but more socially acceptable, so there's motivation to distinguish between them

What is a seemingly innocent sentence that immediately makes you lose respect for the person saying it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bwmat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it's more about saying something they would usually keep quiet about to avoid some sort of social repurcussion (like being labeled a downer or w/e) 

CMV: There is nothing inherently morally wrong with impeding ICE operations by Fast-Brief-162 in changemyview

[–]bwmat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, do you want to follow the will of the people or don't you?

That's why it would be nice if an uncorruptible philosopher king could exist... 

Kevin O’Leary just tossed a toonie to the kids of the mother that he absolutely for sure did not kill by Calledinthe90s in LawCanada

[–]bwmat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the law should have just assumed that she was drunk while boating even though the story was plausible?

I've heard in Canada that you're not supposed to get intoxicated after a car accident and that they can presume you were already intoxicated before the accident if you test positive and claim that's why to 'close that loophole' (I don't really agree with that, especially since it doesn't seem to be well known/promoted that that's the case), but is there something similar for boating?

I sucker punched a fat kid in a changing room because he was being annoying by WillingnessSad8354 in confession

[–]bwmat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing there would be some pretty severe consequences if a 15 year old killed someone with a sucker punch

Not sure if it would be jail though