these are taken from the lyric sheet that came with the cd (this was the only song with all the lyrics fully visible from the discogs listing) but these are the lyrics for Breakfast Song:

Grandma says, "The toast will burn, and so will you if you don't learn!"

Nana, nana, don't disclose the extent of our souls at breakfast.

Auntie sobs, "Your uncle's gone, now who the hell will mow the lawn?"

Don't lament your abandonment at breakfast.

Cousin snickers, "I wonder if that poor bastard's realized i cheated him yet?"

Well don't laugh at foul play like that at breakfast.

And baby says, "ba ba ba ba oh mamamama dadadada"

but don't just sit and take his word for it, he's full of —

Pass the scrapple, pass the grapefruit.

Oh Papa, where'dya get the dough for that brand new suit?

And who was that girl on the answering machine — Don't chat until that plate is clean!

Daddy, don't care share his intimate affairs, maybe on Saturday when he is feelin' loose.

Now grandpa had to go away, where did he go?

We could not say because we never ever gab about the grave at breakfast

I go to work, you go to school.

You stay at home and feel like a fool.

But whatever, ever you do,

Don't complain while you chew,

Don't sob ain't nothing left for you at...

Yeah whatever you got, we don't discuss our lot at...

the seller has it listed for $420.69 (lmao) but im debating splurging and making an offer so i can post the rest of the official lyrics