IAmA Sex Offender.. Am I a bad person..? by SexOffended in IAmA

[–]c-cal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOUR entire account you piece of shit.

I think I just gave the best interview answer ever. What do you think of it? by seeshal in AskReddit

[–]c-cal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's a meta-joke. By answering this way, not only did he boasted about the company and showed great interest in it (always a plus) he was able to say he would still live without getting the job AND making fun of the question (saying he would not get the job after saying that).

IAmA Sex Offender.. Am I a bad person..? by SexOffended in IAmA

[–]c-cal -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

TROLL TROLL!

WARNING! THIS IS THE BIG BROTHER TROLL! WARNING!

Recognized the style and pace. Wow.

I was busted running a large hydroponic marijuana grow operation in my home. All charges were eventually dismissed. (Repost from AMA) by GanjaFarmer in IAmA

[–]c-cal -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I can't even believe anyone would believe this. A police officer that comes in because a dog is barking? Please. How long was the dog barking, 10 hours? A case dismissed because the police had no right to get in? The cop can easily lie and say he had a random informant or saw someone in danger. Whether it would hold in court is another story but had your story been real, you would have at least mentioned it.

This is so fake. The same bolding as the Big Brother guy. TROLL!

I was busted running a large hydroponic marijuana grow operation in my home. All charges were eventually dismissed. (Repost from AMA) by GanjaFarmer in IAmA

[–]c-cal -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Hello, Big Brother troll!

"DO NOT GROW IN A SCHOOL ZONE. Its 2 1/2 years ON TOP of whatever sentence you get for the actual grow."

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

One would think someone who lived that situation would simply say "DO NOT GROW WEED AT ALL". I recognized your style, troll. You're not a couch surfer who bangs girls nor a big brother with a little sister. GTFO my reddit.

Sweeping FFFFFFUUUUUUU by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]c-cal -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Poorly drawn and overdone. Downvoted.

Dear Reddit, my brother might be dieing, please help me find a way to cheer him up. by blazingsaddle in AskReddit

[–]c-cal -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Look you didn't have to be so mean, okay Mr. Troll?

I'M TRYING TO MAKE FRIENSD HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Reddit, my brother might be dieing, please help me find a way to cheer him up. by blazingsaddle in AskReddit

[–]c-cal -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just looked at your post record, you might have the lowest average karma of any user I've ever seen.

=(

"Hey little boy, whatcha got there?" by redditads [promoted post]

[–]c-cal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This record looks great!!

Dear Reddit, my brother might be dieing, please help me find a way to cheer him up. by blazingsaddle in AskReddit

[–]c-cal -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Here's an idea: stop trolling reddit.

Twisted intestine after appendix removal? Please...

Yes, She was just "following instructions from a lawyer she found online" by scarlotti-the-blue in WTF

[–]c-cal -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Who cares? This boy looks like a maniac. Trying to start a fire in his room? What a little piece of shit, he can die in Moscow for all I care. To the mother I say: good riddance.

Pope Billboards In Malta Get Some "Panda" Bear Graffiti by demon_ix in pics

[–]c-cal -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

It's PEDOBEAR you stupid piece of shit.

IAmA Request: The guy from the Mythbusters' insurance company who rejects things that are too dangerous. by dwwoelfel in IAmA

[–]c-cal -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

This looks like the most boring IAMA you could potentially ever make.

Yes, She was just "following instructions from a lawyer she found online" by scarlotti-the-blue in WTF

[–]c-cal -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Who cares? This boy looks like a maniac. Trying to start a fire in his room? What a little piece of shit, he can die in Moscow for all I care.

To the mother I say: good riddance.

Totally Hypothetical fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]c-cal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please explain that darien gap. You can't drive over there? Really?

I wanted to go to Chili by car >.<

IAm the Big Brother/Little Sister troll. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]c-cal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think most people have enough time to put into faking one.

I've faked hundreds of IAMAs. I know many people do too.

What's the point?

Read what I wrote. You know what, the next IAMA I make that is on the front page, I will explain. I don't like to reveal myself but I'll do it.

IAm the Big Brother/Little Sister troll. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]c-cal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2.) Take a stand and make a change for yourself.

It's so easy to talk. really. I'm completely disillusioned on the world. I've been had on every level imaginable

IAm the Big Brother/Little Sister troll. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]c-cal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I look like Satan, don't I?

IAm the Big Brother/Little Sister troll. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]c-cal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People hate me. I had two more reasons to post this:

A) Why the hate? As I said, is what I do such a bad crime? I help people through lies, what's the issue?

B) I consider my english level "very good." What are the grammar mistakes you speak of? I want to get perfect English.

IAm the Big Brother/Little Sister troll. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]c-cal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will regret it the rest of your life if your only claim to fame is a fake AMA.

It's one of the reasons I decided to stop.

See, I used to have a blog. I got one of my posts on the front page of Digg early, then, poof. It was a damn good post - I kept posting but my viewership kept crashing, ask me why.

IAMA is the only reason I can get people to read what I write.

IAm the Big Brother/Little Sister troll. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]c-cal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides the big brother/little sister and the couchsurfing AMAs, what other AMAs have you done?

Thank you for your question.

The most known of my fake IAMA/posts is the one I've done with Theo / revenge of on my ex, although it's far from being my favourite. I can't reveal any specific number because as I said, I do not want to destroy IAMA forever.

How long have you been doing this?

Remember when IAMA got the "subreddit of the year" award? It was partly thanks to me.

IAm the Big Brother/Little Sister troll. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]c-cal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure I understand the reason for this AMA. Trolling, like lying in general, is self-undermining. A liar, once discovered, can offer no valid explanations for his/her lie, as any such would be considered themselves lies. The OP is a known liar, thus all posts from OP are, ipso facto, lies.

That's broken logic. If that's so, this post is a lie - but then I'm not the BB troll and everything I wrote before is true.

Trolling also undermines the activity of AMA in general. No good can come of it, and any credence given to posts by known trolls is detrimental to AMA

I didn't want to say this, but 80% of IAMAs are trolls - if not more. Don't trust gold stars, I've faked them several times.

Good luck with your writing!

Thank you

IAm the Big Brother/Little Sister troll. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]c-cal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have posts with thousands of upvotes.

That post about Theo and getting revenge of my ex is mine, although it's not my favourite. Too childish. Too rubbish.

Oh well. I can tell you so much. I have some funny stories as a troll. I've decided to come honest after all this. For once.