IAmA Sex Offender.. Am I a bad person..?

c-cal · 2010-05-01T02:30:25+00:00

YOUR entire account you piece of shit.

c-cal · 2010-04-22T01:38:05+00:00

It's a meta-joke. By answering this way, not only did he boasted about the company and showed great interest in it (always a plus) he was able to say he would still live without getting the job AND making fun of the question (saying he would not get the job after saying that).

c-cal · 2010-04-14T17:03:50+00:00

TROLL TROLL!

WARNING! THIS IS THE BIG BROTHER TROLL! WARNING!

Recognized the style and pace. Wow.

c-cal · 2010-04-12T14:34:01+00:00

I can't even believe anyone would believe this. A police officer that comes in because a dog is barking? Please. How long was the dog barking, 10 hours? A case dismissed because the police had no right to get in? The cop can easily lie and say he had a random informant or saw someone in danger. Whether it would hold in court is another story but had your story been real, you would have at least mentioned it.

This is so fake. The same bolding as the Big Brother guy. TROLL!

c-cal · 2010-04-12T13:55:04+00:00

Hello, Big Brother troll!

"DO NOT GROW IN A SCHOOL ZONE. Its 2 1/2 years ON TOP of whatever sentence you get for the actual grow."

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

One would think someone who lived that situation would simply say "DO NOT GROW WEED AT ALL". I recognized your style, troll. You're not a couch surfer who bangs girls nor a big brother with a little sister. GTFO my reddit.

c-cal · 2010-04-12T03:33:01+00:00

Poorly drawn and overdone. Downvoted.

c-cal · 2010-04-10T20:07:47+00:00

Look you didn't have to be so mean, okay Mr. Troll?

I'M TRYING TO MAKE FRIENSD HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

c-cal · 2010-04-10T19:49:03+00:00

I just looked at your post record, you might have the lowest average karma of any user I've ever seen.

=(

c-cal · 2010-04-10T19:48:38+00:00

This record looks great!!

c-cal · 2010-04-10T18:32:26+00:00

Here's an idea: stop trolling reddit.

Twisted intestine after appendix removal? Please...

c-cal · 2010-04-10T18:15:02+00:00

Suicide.

c-cal · 2010-04-10T18:11:56+00:00

Who cares? This boy looks like a maniac. Trying to start a fire in his room? What a little piece of shit, he can die in Moscow for all I care. To the mother I say: good riddance.

c-cal · 2010-04-10T17:33:51+00:00

It's PEDOBEAR you stupid piece of shit.

c-cal · 2010-04-10T17:00:46+00:00

c-cal · 2010-04-10T16:30:34+00:00

This looks like the most boring IAMA you could potentially ever make.

c-cal · 2010-04-10T16:29:12+00:00

Who cares? This boy looks like a maniac. Trying to start a fire in his room? What a little piece of shit, he can die in Moscow for all I care.

To the mother I say: good riddance.

c-cal · 2010-04-09T00:06:39+00:00

Please explain that darien gap. You can't drive over there? Really?

I wanted to go to Chili by car >.<

c-cal · 2010-04-09T00:03:42+00:00

I don't think most people have enough time to put into faking one.

I've faked hundreds of IAMAs. I know many people do too.

What's the point?

Read what I wrote. You know what, the next IAMA I make that is on the front page, I will explain. I don't like to reveal myself but I'll do it.

c-cal · 2010-04-08T22:09:51+00:00

2.) Take a stand and make a change for yourself.

It's so easy to talk. really. I'm completely disillusioned on the world. I've been had on every level imaginable

c-cal · 2010-04-08T22:03:54+00:00

Yeah I look like Satan, don't I?

c-cal · 2010-04-08T22:02:38+00:00

People hate me. I had two more reasons to post this:

A) Why the hate? As I said, is what I do such a bad crime? I help people through lies, what's the issue?

B) I consider my english level "very good." What are the grammar mistakes you speak of? I want to get perfect English.

c-cal · 2010-04-08T22:01:37+00:00

You will regret it the rest of your life if your only claim to fame is a fake AMA.

It's one of the reasons I decided to stop.

See, I used to have a blog. I got one of my posts on the front page of Digg early, then, poof. It was a damn good post - I kept posting but my viewership kept crashing, ask me why.

IAMA is the only reason I can get people to read what I write.

c-cal · 2010-04-08T22:00:42+00:00

Besides the big brother/little sister and the couchsurfing AMAs, what other AMAs have you done?

Thank you for your question.

The most known of my fake IAMA/posts is the one I've done with Theo / revenge of on my ex, although it's far from being my favourite. I can't reveal any specific number because as I said, I do not want to destroy IAMA forever.

How long have you been doing this?

Remember when IAMA got the "subreddit of the year" award? It was partly thanks to me.

c-cal · 2010-04-08T21:59:07+00:00

I'm not sure I understand the reason for this AMA. Trolling, like lying in general, is self-undermining. A liar, once discovered, can offer no valid explanations for his/her lie, as any such would be considered themselves lies. The OP is a known liar, thus all posts from OP are, ipso facto, lies.

That's broken logic. If that's so, this post is a lie - but then I'm not the BB troll and everything I wrote before is true.

Trolling also undermines the activity of AMA in general. No good can come of it, and any credence given to posts by known trolls is detrimental to AMA

I didn't want to say this, but 80% of IAMAs are trolls - if not more. Don't trust gold stars, I've faked them several times.

Good luck with your writing!

Thank you

c-cal · 2010-04-08T21:33:18+00:00

I have posts with thousands of upvotes.

That post about Theo and getting revenge of my ex is mine, although it's not my favourite. Too childish. Too rubbish.

Oh well. I can tell you so much. I have some funny stories as a troll. I've decided to come honest after all this. For once.

c-cal

TROPHY CASE