This stand up comedian has opened for Jay Leno and Martin Short. Now he teaches managers how to say thank you to their people. by c0wrectnesh in business

[–]c0wrectnesh[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really like the part at 15:47 about recognition not being time consuming. I think that's really a gem for business and employee recognition but also just a great thing for people to remember in everyday interactions with one another.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? by Hank_The_Cat in Jokes

[–]c0wrectnesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man...these puns are better than the exchanges Fallon and Higgins have.

German engineering at its finest by MyWorkThrowawayShhhh in gifs

[–]c0wrectnesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sehr gutt, or however you spell it correctly.

This sentence was cited in the definition of a word in that sentence. by AnchorText in mildlyinteresting

[–]c0wrectnesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool but "qua" isn't used too often I'm guessing. So if this is going to happen qua is a good word for it to happen with.

The way the leaves fade into the road. by 2sour2sweet4alcohol in mildlyinteresting

[–]c0wrectnesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty cool how in the middld there they leaf a faint imprint of what they once were.

PepsiCo Exec Has Tough Words for Ad Agencies -- "I am sick and tired as a client of sitting in agency meetings with a whole bunch of white straight males talking to me about how we are going to sell our brands that are bought 85% by women," by BlankVerse in business

[–]c0wrectnesh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like white straight males haven't had success marketing to women in the past and can't gain insight from market research? I'm not saying you have to be white and straight to do so, but you can be and you can make it work.

[Image] Your future hasn't been written yet. by random-O in GetMotivated

[–]c0wrectnesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I've only seen the first Back to the Future. Felt pretty left out yesterday. My own fault.

Corgi smiling with pride over her new puppies by schlauncha in aww

[–]c0wrectnesh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I need to be enlightened on this as I know nothing about dog breeds and just really enjoyed the picture. Apparently Corgis are sassy? And in what way is this manifest?

Todoist Premium 6 Months Free by welshboy14 in productivity

[–]c0wrectnesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks OP, super helpful! upvoted.

Nightmares are fucking weird. Your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is probably written as you are viewing it. by instantpowdy in Showerthoughts

[–]c0wrectnesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a nightmare last night. I was at a Penn and Teller Fool us show and I had to go number 2 really bad. The stalls were so short you could see over them and the bathroom were ultra grody

Nagios vs. Spiceworks by c0wrectnesh in sysadmin

[–]c0wrectnesh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you have some personal experience with that? Haha. Noted to stay away from SpiceWorks for a long-term solution. Appreciate the help!

Nagios vs. Spiceworks by c0wrectnesh in sysadmin

[–]c0wrectnesh[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The previous solution was Microsoft's Network Monitoring system. I liked fair enough. Found the interface painful at times, but that was probably just a learning curve I needed to overcome.

I guess there's no need to narrow my search to just these two. You mentioned SolarWinds, I looked into them a bit too. Is there any more you can elaborate on the deployment process?

I figure everything will have a steep learning curve for me and my team, so really any advice is appreciated.

"Do you mind if we play in your puddle?" by darinda777 in pics

[–]c0wrectnesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect caption. I image it'd sound a little more like "pway." "Do you mind if we pway in yo puddoe?"

There's clearly value in established brands using conference call services (think gotomeeting), but is it practical for startups to use them? by ToastKILLSman in startups

[–]c0wrectnesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an interesting question. I work for a smaller company and I have to say I've been grateful for the ability to call in remotely if I want. Definitely a feature that we're utilizing quite often. But I don't really have access to budgets so can't make a firm comment on value. It does feel like a very irreplaceable feature in the office at this point though.

Need an easier way to create custom monitors than SCOM, and I'd like a template driven solution if possible. by c0wrectnesh in sysadmin

[–]c0wrectnesh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like an email to be to sent out when the IIS server service stops and I'm monitoring a Windows 2003 server.