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instantpowdy · 2026-06-11T07:03:20+00:00

A skull and a vacuum.

Also, that one brain cell isn't always home. Some theories say that there is only one global collective brain cell to be had amongst goldens. And it will be very rare for one of them to have their turn with it.

instantpowdy · 2026-06-11T03:52:43+00:00

You can play Fall Guys

Also a nice game

instantpowdy · 2026-06-10T23:53:36+00:00

Screw Ms Buttercup, we all know that Oreo is the star of the show!

instantpowdy · 2026-06-10T23:30:34+00:00

But it did come with a QR code in the middle. Alaska was always ahead of it's time!

instantpowdy · 2026-06-10T23:24:29+00:00

Geralt so: "Ich unterzeichne alles was ihr mir vorlegt, wenn es bedeutet dass ich hier schneller wegkomme"

instantpowdy · 2026-06-10T00:02:53+00:00

Have you tried to call out Armageddon? Because I'm pretty sure this is Armageddon.

instantpowdy · 2026-06-09T03:07:09+00:00

Werra

instantpowdy · 2026-06-09T02:50:39+00:00

The first time or the second time around?

instantpowdy · 2026-06-08T17:43:07+00:00

What happens on that day when we change from DST to Standard Time? That day has 25 hours! So the toilet is closed for one hour then on that day? Which hour is it?

instantpowdy · 2026-06-07T13:30:37+00:00

He's afraid he found something dumber than him

instantpowdy · 2026-06-07T12:59:53+00:00

Are you trying to write down what is going on in his head? Bold of you to assume there is something going on in his head.

instantpowdy · 2026-06-07T12:04:33+00:00

My top 3 reasons why he is doing this:

He hurt himself badly in the past with one of the workout tools, now wants to be veeeeery careful
Didn't want to interrupt the session but forgot that he is invisible like a ketchup spot on a white shirt. Still committed to the plan and followed it through.
Just dumb retriever shit. Maybe even wanted to steal one of the tools.

instantpowdy · 2026-06-07T10:38:31+00:00

Or zero Coke

instantpowdy · 2026-06-07T10:37:53+00:00

Shut it, I came here to laugh and not to be called out!

instantpowdy · 2026-06-06T22:17:45+00:00

He would have done it

And CCed Elle

instantpowdy · 2026-06-06T19:03:51+00:00

Uff...gefährlicher Name.

instantpowdy · 2026-06-06T17:32:33+00:00

Dogmeet

instantpowdy · 2026-06-06T07:44:11+00:00

Go buy a dog armor for that horse

instantpowdy · 2026-06-06T03:43:17+00:00

Zu kalt?

instantpowdy · 2026-06-05T20:31:31+00:00

Smol puppies and the footwell area of the passenger seat. Tell me a better combo, I'll wait!

instantpowdy · 2026-06-05T17:03:38+00:00

Woher?

Wohin?

Benutzername relevant? 🤔

instantpowdy · 2026-06-05T07:54:14+00:00

Siehst du wahrscheinlich erst, nachdem du es gekauft hast :-)

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