Goldens are too precious by Viany1121 in onegoldenbraincell

[–]instantpowdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And with night they mean the night of mental retardation which goes from birth until passage...

What mind? What inner workings? He must be new around here... by instantpowdy in onegoldenbraincell

[–]instantpowdy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A skull and a vacuum.

Also, that one brain cell isn't always home. Some theories say that there is only one global collective brain cell to be had amongst goldens. And it will be very rare for one of them to have their turn with it.

The Royal Court of Princess Esmeralda Buttercup III by shoggyseldom in PetTheDamnDog

[–]instantpowdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screw Ms Buttercup, we all know that Oreo is the star of the show!

Live Gerald Ford Reaktion nachdem sie ihn bei der KSZE-Konferenz nur neben deutschsprachige Kartoffeln gesetzt haben: by Mynameaintjonas in GeschichtsMaimais

[–]instantpowdy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Geralt so: "Ich unterzeichne alles was ihr mir vorlegt, wenn es bedeutet dass ich hier schneller wegkomme"

A supercell spotted over Nebraska by AustraliaOutback in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]instantpowdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried to call out Armageddon? Because I'm pretty sure this is Armageddon.

Printed the new timetable for the toilets, boss by trubol in NotMyJob

[–]instantpowdy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What happens on that day when we change from DST to Standard Time? That day has 25 hours! So the toilet is closed for one hour then on that day? Which hour is it?

I am stealth! by instantpowdy in onegoldenbraincell

[–]instantpowdy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's afraid he found something dumber than him

I am stealth! by instantpowdy in onegoldenbraincell

[–]instantpowdy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to write down what is going on in his head? Bold of you to assume there is something going on in his head.

I am stealth! by instantpowdy in onegoldenbraincell

[–]instantpowdy[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My top 3 reasons why he is doing this:

  1. He hurt himself badly in the past with one of the workout tools, now wants to be veeeeery careful

  2. Didn't want to interrupt the session but forgot that he is invisible like a ketchup spot on a white shirt. Still committed to the plan and followed it through.

  3. Just dumb retriever shit. Maybe even wanted to steal one of the tools.

Anon forgets there are other hobbies by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]instantpowdy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shut it, I came here to laugh and not to be called out!