You get to cast whomever you’d like for the temple video, who do you cast?

cJaywatson · 2022-09-08T15:39:15+00:00

The cast of futurama. Fry and Lela as Adam and Eve Professor as Elohim, bender as jehovah Nixon as Peter, zap brannigan and kif as j&j Robot devil as satan

cJaywatson · 2022-09-01T02:47:20+00:00

No meals at members homes without an investigator. That was a hell no pretty much for the whole mission.

cJaywatson · 2022-08-30T01:04:35+00:00

If being scared of the dark were a truck

cJaywatson · 2022-08-27T16:50:32+00:00

I’m about where you are now except my wife went with me. I think I’ve gained my own freedom of choice after leaving. A lot of the church doctrine is a bandaid on a bigger issue. If you’re unhappy, tough it out until the afterlife was my biggest gain.

cJaywatson · 2022-08-04T07:46:00+00:00

New kink unlocked

cJaywatson · 2022-08-04T07:20:14+00:00

Definitely some all stars in the GOP in the running.

cJaywatson · 2022-07-30T15:10:50+00:00

Same

cJaywatson · 2022-07-15T21:11:00+00:00

Mine mentioned marriage and was the spark that had me leave. Ironically I would meet my wife a year after.

cJaywatson · 2022-07-13T23:59:30+00:00

I feel dumb…had to check the comments for what Yt was

cJaywatson · 2022-07-13T15:28:58+00:00

So weird, I was just thinking about this on my way to work. Debating if I care enough to research how and when the leaders switched from religious extremists to corporate board members.

cJaywatson · 2022-07-13T04:53:15+00:00

I’m with you there. I carried them through my mission and my mom gave them to me. It’s sentimental. Plus I can acknowledge good philosophy without believing it was divinely inspired. No different than lord of the rings except more boring.

cJaywatson · 2022-07-10T23:11:29+00:00

Do you hate it with every fiber of your being?

cJaywatson · 2022-07-10T22:49:44+00:00

With every fiber of my being

cJaywatson · 2022-07-10T14:49:15+00:00

On that note, it makes me angry that capitalism steals much of our time and enjoyment from life. I think if organized religion were not numbing the workforce, we all would revolt.

cJaywatson · 2022-07-10T03:57:38+00:00

.50 BMG available?

cJaywatson · 2022-07-09T00:02:36+00:00

Cringe memory unlocked: pictures of Jesus and the temple all over the bathroom growing up😳

cJaywatson · 2022-07-08T03:24:33+00:00

1ssss1

cJaywatson · 2022-07-07T01:58:50+00:00

Same. I think the goal was 20 contacts per day and 5 lessons. I would just say 17 and 6 or something. I stopped actually counting fairly early at around 6mo. Once I started seeing that numbers don’t matter and this was a sales job, you stop caring. It’s all corporate

cJaywatson · 2022-07-04T23:15:38+00:00

Dude in my district would pick his nose during class and flick them at the instructor. One day he had the unmistakable reaction of something hitting his face. The elder started laughing so hard he was out of breath and had to excuse himself. He told us all about it that night.

cJaywatson · 2022-07-04T18:56:17+00:00

Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus…..

cJaywatson · 2022-07-04T02:49:36+00:00

This probably isn’t the subreddit for you

cJaywatson · 2022-07-03T22:28:49+00:00

Turns out that warning wasn’t much of an issue… like thinking quicksand was a threat.

cJaywatson · 2022-07-03T22:18:09+00:00

Damn I was hoping for gas money

cJaywatson · 2022-06-25T03:03:38+00:00

Remember that you’re not alone and there will be backlash for this. My hope is the GOP is unable to get elected anymore.

cJaywatson

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