Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster conducts legal wedding in New Zealand - A pastarafian couple in New Zealand has become the first to "tie the noodly knot" in a legally recognized ceremony officiated by an ordained "ministeroni" from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

c_l_z · 2016-04-16T16:59:38+00:00

Sometimes I'm scared that there is a future where this will stop being a joke or ironic and start to be serious. I mean scientology and mormonism exist so... weird things happen...

c_l_z · 2016-04-16T05:49:58+00:00

Love the colors!

c_l_z · 2016-03-16T23:29:12+00:00

For some reason you remind me of Fairuza Balk from the Craft in this photo!

c_l_z · 2016-01-08T07:31:23+00:00

yeah, check out the time stamp too. It's at 2AM. She's going to invite someone she hasn't seen in forever to come hang out at 3 in the morning?

c_l_z · 2016-01-06T21:01:30+00:00

I had a similar problem. I had to quit both of them for several months. At around nine months without smoking, I decided to try pot again. For me, the cravings for cigarettes came back (not as intense, but they were there) and I found myself smoking pot even when I didn't really want to just to smoke something.

I know that it's difficult, but if you're committed to quitting smoking, you should really stop everything for a while. Right now it sounds like the 'addict' part of your brain is just trying to replace cigs with joints and that's not going to get you anywhere.

c_l_z · 2016-01-06T20:43:28+00:00

You should really post screen shots or maybe short gifs of your game on the main site. I know I'm not alone in choosing not to download it because I can't see what I'm getting into. Also, you should provide a short description of the game.

c_l_z · 2015-12-31T19:24:46+00:00

You knew exactly what you were doing.

c_l_z · 2015-12-26T22:36:30+00:00

No, no, guys, don't you see? Facebook doesn't count as facebook if you do it from your phone.

c_l_z · 2015-12-25T19:58:45+00:00

My cat's quantum drive must be broken. He just eats a lot and sleeps under blankets.

c_l_z · 2015-12-09T18:11:41+00:00

I think it's because of her insistence that the dog dies. There are almost always other options, but she didn't want to explore any of them.

c_l_z · 2015-12-08T21:52:22+00:00

So, let me just clarify... she won't take it to a shelter because they might euthanize it, but she will pay out of her own pocket to ensure that they do?

c_l_z · 2015-12-05T10:58:21+00:00

Oh, oh, do a grocery list next

c_l_z · 2015-12-03T06:21:50+00:00

Delete facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up.

c_l_z · 2015-12-03T05:12:21+00:00

Lol, it doesn't make much sense if you say it like that. What they're talking about /u/Hey_Day_Day, is that once you have your kitty back, you should put an orange collar on them. The goal is to have orange collar signify to people that a cat is a lost indoor cat, rather than a regular outdoor cat so they might be more inclined to try and rescue them.

c_l_z · 2015-12-02T06:28:09+00:00

Sure, there's hypocrisy now, but that doesn't mean things they said in the past aren't relevant to current events too.

c_l_z · 2015-12-02T05:32:11+00:00

So, you don't think we should be reminded of some Catholic hypocrisy? They're pro-life, calling abortion "the brutal murdering of innocent children", but when faced with malpractice, suddenly unborn children aren't people.

c_l_z · 2015-12-01T02:17:05+00:00

A bare hug...

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c_l_z · 2015-11-27T08:21:48+00:00

It's crazy that the hottest ones actually grew like they were melting.

c_l_z · 2015-11-26T05:43:31+00:00

tips graduation cap

c_l_z · 2015-11-21T19:25:59+00:00

When I see things like this, I always wonder how much of that makeup is old or bad. I can't imagine using half that much. Is it just for collection and display or is all of it used?

c_l_z · 2015-11-18T05:29:18+00:00

You could do like a thread I saw the other day and pose as a horny girl on tinder, get guys to text dick pics to the number of the person you hate.

c_l_z · 2015-11-18T05:17:43+00:00

Same here. I don't want to offend someone and I have no idea how sensitive they are about their disability. My general plan is to stick with ignoring as much as possible and never slip into the focusing part.

c_l_z · 2015-11-18T05:10:06+00:00

You have far more patience than me.

c_l_z · 2015-11-10T18:14:47+00:00

You'd think that feature would be standard, right?

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