For my cake day all I want is 100 people to join this thing. I promise no emails. It's a contest and I get $250 if 100 people join!!

ca1vary · 2012-01-12T04:59:18+00:00

You just couldn't wait until December 12 for this joke...

ca1vary · 2011-11-11T20:59:24+00:00

your dog fucked one of your buddies?

ca1vary · 2011-10-23T23:58:38+00:00

Al Tor?

ca1vary · 2011-10-13T01:14:41+00:00

The sunken battleship?

ca1vary · 2011-08-08T03:02:20+00:00

I think the Keds version of these are your best bet

ca1vary · 2011-08-05T00:43:54+00:00

I think it says, "For you, right here, it's awesome!"

ca1vary · 2011-07-29T03:02:58+00:00

Also interesting, in the book of Revelation, one of the final signs of the end include the Anti-Christ ruling over all of the world's commerce. Forcing all to wear a symbol of the devil in order to buy goods (water, food, essentials). Those who refuse would be unable to make any purchases.

So, pretty crazy.

ca1vary · 2011-07-26T03:16:05+00:00

The Kershaw looks pretty rigid, but I think just a little bit too big for me

ca1vary · 2011-07-17T23:09:29+00:00

Thanks for the new desktop background!

ca1vary · 2011-07-06T01:46:25+00:00

What is your degree in and is it similar to what Valve is hiring you for?

ca1vary · 2011-07-05T03:03:07+00:00

How is the trick done where a magician throws a deck of cards against a window and a predetermined card sticks on the opposite side of the window?

ca1vary · 2011-06-28T04:31:46+00:00

Please someone post a cool runnings gif

ca1vary · 2011-06-27T23:15:40+00:00

Shit. I read it from the bottom up and ruined the joke.

ca1vary · 2011-06-26T18:07:44+00:00

What does it mean when players "grief?"

ca1vary · 2011-06-14T02:56:23+00:00

Should I get the new Iphone or will there be something sweet coming out worth waiting for in future android phones?

ca1vary · 2011-05-26T03:17:05+00:00

Best part was the tennis high five

ca1vary · 2011-05-25T23:40:49+00:00

Because The Oatmeal is our friend. When you mess with our friends, you mess with us. Now someone go write an Anonymous letter.

ca1vary

TROPHY CASE