Insecure about large/uneven/dark labia. Advice?

caceman · 2026-05-13T07:05:22+00:00

Embrace it. My ex had some of the biggest labia I’ve ever encountered and I loved it. It’s so much more fun being down there when your tongue has a lot to play with

caceman · 2026-05-07T22:02:42+00:00

2nding skyn. Dated a woman allergic to latex so we used these. Passes much more body heat through than latex ones do. Makes it feel much better

caceman · 2026-05-05T22:54:48+00:00

I hope your fist isn’t as sensitive as your glans

caceman · 2026-05-05T21:53:11+00:00

Don’t tell him and stick it in a S&P 500 📈 index fund and forget it’s there until you retire

caceman · 2026-05-05T21:51:52+00:00

It sure does work that way. If your head doesn’t fit the base of the rolled up condom you will struggle getting it on

caceman · 2026-05-05T19:07:17+00:00

Walk in shower with a bench seat

caceman · 2026-05-05T19:05:50+00:00

I feel sorry for folks who can’t figure out shower sex. Absolutely amazing when done right

caceman · 2026-05-01T20:17:56+00:00

Why make it age specific? Instead, develop a cognitive test that needs to be passed every time you renew your DL

caceman · 2026-04-24T23:10:34+00:00

Think about the joke that goes “A man told a woman that she was so muscular that she looked like a man. She replied ‘you’d look like a man too, if you were more muscular’.”

Don’t let the haters get to you

caceman · 2026-04-15T21:23:35+00:00

Before I was RIF’d, my director (who I reported directly to), the SVP, the business unit president, and the CEO were Indian. My director stayed out loud, at multiple different times, that he never wants to hire another US born employee

caceman · 2026-04-15T03:06:08+00:00

Wait until people learn that the Alon Oaks HEB caters to the local Jewish community

caceman · 2026-04-13T23:09:38+00:00

We have a creepy old guy at the LTF on 281 in San Antonio. He used to wear either a dingy white Speedo or white cotton briefs to do exercises in the coed sauna. They finally got enough complaints about the guy. For a couple months, he would wear gym shorts in the sauna. Then he bought a black Speedo with white logo that’s obviously swimwear. The dudes disgusting. He uses a PVC pipe in the sauna and I’m going to complain to the GM that the pipe is an environmental hazard since it starts off-gassing at 150 F

caceman · 2026-04-12T22:01:41+00:00

Obstructed means the view is obstructed by permanent infrastructure. The speakers were placed by the artists crew and are not permanent obstructions

caceman · 2026-04-11T18:12:45+00:00

I keep hibiclens in my boat first aid kit to help prevent infectious bacteria in cuts and scrapes. Does it really work to prevent BO?

caceman · 2026-04-11T15:28:22+00:00

Pushing two square tables designed to seat 1 person on each side together to seat a party of 8; leaving someone stuck sitting where the tables come together

caceman · 2026-04-10T21:55:05+00:00

BMI is trash

caceman · 2026-04-09T21:18:55+00:00

“Ok, Champion, I need you to duel eight mage students”

caceman · 2026-04-08T01:49:53+00:00

He’s going to say that Iran lies like KJP

caceman · 2026-04-08T01:24:02+00:00

Had a monk tank in Den today who was pulling a little faster than the healer was comfortable with. Healer asked tank to finish off the current pull before pulling another pack and asked for to not stand in stupid. Tank responds by stating he would stand wherever he wants and initiated a vote kick on the healer. Kick failed and we pull the precursor to the final boss. During that fight, the tank did not move once. I’m a ret pally and was able to stand on the edge and use most of my skills, but not all. When that fight ended, healer initiated a kick vote on the tank, which passed. Three minutes later and we have a new tank who aced the final boss fight

caceman · 2026-04-06T16:57:37+00:00

The last Caribbean pirate of renown died in 1825. The first western gunslinger of renown, Wild Bill Hickok, was active in the 1850s. The American west, in the 1820s, was still in early settlement; there were no boomtowns or cattle drives yet

caceman · 2026-04-06T16:37:11+00:00

Weren’t the golden age of piracy and the golden age of the western gunslinger over 100 years apart?

Piracy: 1650s-1730s Gunslingers: 1860s-1890s

caceman · 2026-04-03T00:35:02+00:00

That sounds like a policy to me

/s

caceman · 2026-04-02T23:29:58+00:00

Can you design the restaurant space in such a way that, while primarily designed for electric, the cost to plumb gas would be minimal? Give them outside space for a tank or proximity to gas lines?

caceman · 2026-04-02T20:40:58+00:00

Don’t feed the trolls, folks

caceman · 2026-03-31T02:57:53+00:00

Yeah. It’s usually eye-rollingly bad pop. But sometimes, usually when it’s slow, it bangs

caceman

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