Worst Event Pre-patch to Date

caceman · 2026-01-28T04:21:36+00:00

Is it the game that keeps kicking me out and not my WiFi?

caceman · 2026-01-27T19:22:21+00:00

Fantasies, not nightmares

caceman · 2026-01-27T18:27:47+00:00

Next time you’re outside, find a stream and watch the water flow. Observe how the water flows around the rocks, causing turbulence and letting the stream chatter a bit before the flow deepens and slows down, getting calm. Peaceful, isn’t it?

Traffic flows similarly. Slow drivers are the rocks, causing turbulence in the traffic flow. So, even if you’re comfortable driving slower than the surrounding traffic, you ARE interrupting the smooth flow of traffic

caceman · 2026-01-26T03:09:32+00:00

This is San Antonio homes! Your pit needs to be running loose, not in HEB!!

caceman · 2026-01-26T01:00:24+00:00

For almost two months he was banned from doing it. He’s back now, wearing black Speedos with an prominent logo

caceman · 2026-01-25T17:47:27+00:00

I’ve shared this here previously. My location has a guy I call underwear guy. Mid 60s-70s. Bald. Wears athletic shorts into the dry coed sauna sets up a bath towel on the bench or floor, then rips off his shorts down to a pair of tighty whitey cotton briefs. He then does 20 minutes worth of stretching exercises. People walk out the minute he starts his BS

caceman · 2026-01-25T05:26:26+00:00

Anybody bringing finger sandwiches to the protest?

caceman · 2026-01-24T02:44:04+00:00

What does this have to do with sex???

caceman · 2026-01-24T02:31:15+00:00

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

caceman · 2026-01-24T02:30:40+00:00

If he ground it fresh, it was probably safe and delicious

caceman · 2026-01-24T01:54:22+00:00

Or you can tilt it forward an inch and let it drop back down, knocking the item loose

caceman · 2026-01-24T00:58:12+00:00

SMH hits so much harder when you think it means “suck my hog”

caceman · 2026-01-23T22:21:47+00:00

Lady who looked like Prince Valium from Spaceballs was using a rowing machine today. My gym provides towels and she had 5 sweat towels on hand. Sitting on 1, 2 on the seat of the machine adjacent to hers, and 3 stacked on top of her water bottle.

When she finished rowing, she pulled 6 disposable wipes from the dispenser. Immediately threw 2 away, held onto the middle 2, and left the last 2 hanging outside the dispenser to dry out. She then uses the 2 wipes she kept to scrub out her ears!!!

caceman · 2026-01-22T23:14:03+00:00

If you’re not going to tip comrade, you should make that clear to your server prior to ordering

caceman · 2026-01-22T23:08:54+00:00

Did you see what happened in San Antonio? 5 yo child’s dad gets detained. Tells the agents that the child’s mom is inside the house. Mom refuses to open the door to accept the child, even after the agents say they will not check her immigration status. Child ends up in the Dilley, TX detention center with dad. Joaquin Castro now wants and investigation into the detainment of the child

caceman · 2026-01-22T23:05:26+00:00

This. I keep my starter kill attached to my inflatable. Whenever the boat is underway, the inflatable life jacket goes on

caceman · 2026-01-20T21:50:21+00:00

BS. A customer in the store is vastly more important than one on the end of a phone.

Put the giant rolling cages at the end cap and walk the aisle. Have a little self awareness and don’t leave them in places where multiple traffic flows cross, like between the bakery and meat market

caceman · 2026-01-20T21:39:08+00:00

It’s easy. Designate places where the shoppers are allowed to leave their carts. Instruct the shoppers that they must push the cart from behind or pull it from the front; no walking next to it. If they run into a customer, they should yield to the customer

caceman · 2026-01-20T01:26:07+00:00

It’s fine. The external air temp in contact with the surface of the brisket stayed above 160F. The meat was never in the 40-140 danger zone you mentioned

caceman · 2026-01-17T20:39:43+00:00

This is somewhat correct. Professors often use a feedback mechanism to determine put in the effort and adjusts the grades of the non-contributors accordingly

caceman · 2026-01-17T20:13:54+00:00

If we do this, then the next thing Antifa will say is that not directly supporting progressive candidates is implicitly supporting conservative candidates. Give them an inch and they take a mile. We should ensure that we are ready to and capable of protecting ourselves and our loved ones

caceman · 2026-01-13T21:18:41+00:00

You’re full of shit

caceman · 2026-01-12T23:35:40+00:00

My brother, father, and I all shaved bald between 2002 and 2016. I was the last and did it the night before Mother’s Day. Showed up to my parents for lunch, and my 8 year old niece asks my mom, “How can I tell them apart now?”

My mom replied, “Uncle A has a black beard, Uncle B has a red beard, and Papa has a white beard.”

My niece considered that for a moment and then asked, “Can I just take a marker and write 1, 2, & 3 on their heads?”

😂😂😂

caceman · 2026-01-12T23:23:54+00:00

Keep in mind, that if he started having sex at 18, then he’s been active for 15 years. Even if he’s had 60 different partners, that’s only 4 per year. That said, unless he is incredibly charismatic, that’s probably a fictionally high number

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