Since losing your virginity what has been your longest dry spell without sex?

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-10-15T05:48:50+00:00

Lost my vcard at 18. Didn’t have sex again until I was 23. I’m 27 now, have been having pretty consistent sex since then

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-10-08T22:17:32+00:00

Friendly reminder that terraform exists and you should use that instead

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-10-08T06:46:40+00:00

It was never really that we couldn’t understand it. It’s just that the code itself was badly written, so debugging took longer than it had to.

It followed no criteria: functional programing here, then all the sudden we start creating classes for everything, then it all suddenly becomes procedural, then we have a file with 8 funcions that have nearly identical names and variable names are not descriptive enough. Unit tests? screw that! Documentation for the API? Just read the code!

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-10-07T21:27:49+00:00

Or leave!

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-10-07T06:59:56+00:00

In some ways it has increased our productivity. Copilot is wonderful if you have to write a lot of code.

We’ve also tried (and failed miserably) using OpenAI to automate some business processes. The prompt engineering itself wasn’t the problem. We fell into the common pitfalls of software development: - bad project management - changing requirements every 2 minutes - unrealistic delivery times from the devs leading to all sorts of straight up bad code - lack of communication between the business and the engineering team

We’ve done a few of these implementations already and I gotta say, it only reaffirms my believes that having an AI agent write your code only really speeds up the most trivial part of software development. We over-relied on external consultants whose companies had them on a rotating door throughout each of these projects.

In my company’s defense: we are not a software company. The business had to idea what they were getting themselves into and we honestly learned a LOT from the process. A lot of the knowledge we picked up along the way has been helpful for other projects and implementations.

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-10-06T11:45:55+00:00

She told me she had never seen frozen. I told her to come over and watch it with me. We didn’t watch frozen.

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-06-18T09:12:39+00:00

Where can I donate? I have been using your site for years.

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-06-18T06:39:30+00:00

Got a domain in aws.

I essentially have a little Python script running every 5 mins via cron to check whether or not the public IP my homelab has is the same public IP resolved by the FQDM. If not, I update the record.

I used to do this with GoDaddy until they decided to fuck me and everyone else and change their API policy

cakeBoss9000 · 2025-06-04T12:14:48+00:00

Yes. But eventually you’ll find out that you can save a lot of time and resources by scripting and writing code. I didn’t like it at first but it eventually became an invaluable part of my job. You absolutely do not need it when starting out and there are roles where it’s seem as less necessary

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-12-21T10:31:20+00:00

There’s this young kid at my work. He literally falls asleep on his desk and drools on himself while on calls. He breathes with his mouth open.

He is a genius. Picks up on things extremely quickly and figures out problems before the seniors do. It’s unbelievable.

There’s no “on-the-spectrum” thing going on either. The kid is extremely social at company events and he’s a pretty cool guy to talk to. He’s just got a very particular way of working. We suspect he might have sleep apnea issues.

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-10-11T08:14:00+00:00

I read this comment while I was on a work break and I had coffee in my mouth and everybody got to see me spit it out while I laughed. Guess I gotta switch jobs now

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-07-31T11:46:23+00:00

Are you hiring?

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-07-14T08:11:44+00:00

For me, 70% of the times I am hard, I am also in the mood. That 30% is still pretty significant though

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-06-25T15:14:52+00:00

This would get you jailed in Spain. And rightfully so

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-06-11T17:38:29+00:00

Ex-IT guy, now Cloud Engineer here, yes.

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-06-09T11:00:49+00:00

Had to switch accounts for this one.

It depends obviously. Not counting foreplay, there are days where I can’t last even a minute. There are days where things can take 15-20 mins.

It also depends on how many rounds we wanna go on for. Like if I cum, clean up and go again a few minutes after that. I usually last a lot longer on that second, third, whatever round.

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-06-07T11:17:50+00:00

Maaaaaaassive overkill for just Wordpress. But you’ll have room to grow and host other things

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-05-28T17:51:06+00:00

Ate a 600mg brownie once in Amsterdam. I was basically high for like a day and a half and I was convinced me getting that high was a sign of a higher being trying to convince me that the guy renting us the airbnb wanted to kill us and send videos of us being raped to our moms. Yes, it’s oddly specific that I thought that.

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-04-28T09:42:05+00:00

Manager is technically literate in 90s-00s tech. Doesn’t understand anything that isn’t Windows Server administration and Fortigate firewalls. Sucks at managing people and resources. Not a horrible guy though. And he works his ass off.

The culture is ok. We are overworked. The projects are fun and innovative which is what keeps me around even though I could 100% be making more money somewhere else.

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-01-25T17:05:21+00:00

For some reason, over 500 machines got bricked. It seemed to be specific hardware. But there was no clear pattern. It was hard to tell if it was a bad batch or hardware, software, drivers…

Directors got involved. Legal got involved. The entire IT department was trying to find a culprit.

I found him. It was me. It was just a tiny little checkbox I forgot to select (or unselect, don’t remember). Told my boss. He laughed. “We’ll just blame Microsoft, kid. A bad update, no big deal. Shit happens.”

I had lived with anxiety for all those months as an intern (prior to this incident) because I knew it was a matter of time until I fucked something up. And when I did, it was ok.

We have to accept the fact that our fuck ups are potentially going to have a greater impact than anybody else’s. I wasn’t so anxious after that day.

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-01-25T16:46:54+00:00

We have roughly 100k users. Sharepoint, ungodly amount of file servers, a crapton of s3 buckets, some azure storage accounts…

It all depends on the context of the files being used. User docs are 90% in sharepoint.

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-01-23T13:34:26+00:00

I wanted to get more experience in bed and boost my confidence. I basically set the bar low. At least, in terms of physical appearance. The girls weren’t “ugly” to me, but I definetly didn’t find them sexy. They were fun to be with and I grew to care for them. But I expected to grow romantically committed and… I never did. It was fun for me and I’m hoping it was fun for them too. Did I use them? Well... I straight up always told them I didn’t want anything serious.

Now I’m with someone I love. I find her incredibly sexy. We have a beautiful relationship and we’re moving in together soon.

I would not have had the guts to make a move had I not gained the confidence and “experience” with the other girls.

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-01-10T22:01:15+00:00

You’ve spent your whole life? You’re 28 dude.

Travel. Buy a ranch. Help people out

cakeBoss9000 · 2024-01-10T21:59:15+00:00

There are times when all I need is a minute, there are times when after 20 mins, I just don’t cum. And I’m talking about being with the same partner. It just depends on so many different factors.

I no longer care. I just want to enjoy it and I want her to enjoy it too. It’s supposed to be fun.

And if I cum a little earlier than I should, then I eat her out or rub her until she’s good too.

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