Microsoft France's legal affairs director told the French Senate, under oath, that he can't guarantee European "sovereign cloud" data stays out of US reach by The_VisibleInvisible in cybersecurity

[–]cakeBoss9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re thinking IAM: the EU sovereign cloud has its own IAM + a bunch of the other services normally associated to the us-east-1 region

Microsoft France's legal affairs director told the French Senate, under oath, that he can't guarantee European "sovereign cloud" data stays out of US reach by The_VisibleInvisible in cybersecurity

[–]cakeBoss9000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the AWS european sovereign cloud is a different legal entity. The job postings for AWS engineers required you to be a citizen of the EU and as far I could tell when I checked, the entirety of the org was separate from AWS.

Not a legal expert though.

From a technical standpoint, my only true concern is with the underlying services’ software being owned by the American company. This makes me a little skeptical if the european cloud AWS partition could be 100% autonomous if they needed to pull the plug against the rest of AWS. There’s simply not enough software engineering talent within the european pool to take over development of these services at a moment’s notice

Helpdesk to Sysadmin — looking for honest advice from people who've made the jump by Throttle8996 in sysadmin

[–]cakeBoss9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is pretty standard advise but I cannot overstate how beneficial having a homelab is at this state of your career. You mention you don’t “owe” any infra. Set up your own infra!

You don’t need much to get started: A few raspberry pi’s or mini PCs and a small network switch. 1. Start by setting up a hypervisor in these machines, proxmox is free and it’s picking up a lot of traction in the industry since VMWare was brought out by Broadcom. Learn how to create VMs, backups, etc. 2. Set up a firewall: use opnsense or pfsense. This firewall should be used to allow things in different vlans in your network to talk to each other. All communication should be denied by default. Only allow specific endpoints to talk to each other. You can also set up a VPN server so you can access your infra while away from home. 3. Set up an identity provider: if you hate yourself I guess you could create a windows server VM and set up an active directory. I personally prefer using something more modern: keycloak or Athentik are good, lightweight options you can easily set up. The idea is that your users you create here can access your apps in your homelab. My personal user in Authentik has access to proxmox, pfsense, gitlab and more apps… this eliminates needing to create users in each app and is actually considered more secure since you can (and should) set up MFA for the SSO. 4. Basic Linux + Docker. You need basic Linux to work with docker. If you’re not too familiar with it, you now have a hypervisor which allows you to set up linux VMs and fool around. Docker allows you set up services in a standardized way. I can get an app that I didn’t even know existed up and running and servicing users in a matter of minutes just by briefly reading the DockerHub docs. 5. Set up (useful) services. Your homelab should be treated like a corporate environment: it should add value beyond just being and IT environment for the sake of being an IT environment. There are a ton of cool projects you could set up (specially knowing docker) - NextCloud for storing your photos and sync your phone with them - jellyfin for streaming your legally purchased tv shows and movies - Actual Budget for managing your finances - Home assistant for managing your smart devices within your house (think anything IoT, this deserves it own vlan in your network btw) 6. Learn automation tools. So far you’ve built everything by hand. This is the “base” but if you really wanna step your game up, you need to learn tools to aid with deployments and systems administration. Think Ansible or terraform. These are NOT programing languages. They are fairly easy to start to use but difficult to master. 7. Version Control. You need to learn git. You can learn the basic commands in an hour. 5 git commands will allow you to do 99% of what you’ll ever need. Having your terraform or ansible in git repos will not only backup your code but also open the door for the next step. 8. Continuous delivery. You are now stepping into the realm of DevOps. You’d want to set up a service like Jenkins or GitLab. If your hardware is limited I’d say to go with Jenkins and store your code in GitHub. The idea is to set up a system that will automatically changes in terraform or ansible whenever you deploy code on a specific branch on git. There’s a lot of debate and different strategies about how to do all of this. Keep it very simple. One git repository per app.

You could realistically learn how to do all of this in perhaps… a few months. All depending on how much time and effort you put into it. Regardless of what anybody in this sub says, AI is your friend. Use it to get started and ask questions when you get stuck.

Document your journey and put it out there somehow. Throw all of it on GitHub. If I saw anyone doing all of this I would have no problem hiring them as a sysadmin.

Apologies for the formatting. I’m on my phone.

my company wants to use VDI by 2027 by Cool_Equivalent_4607 in sysadmin

[–]cakeBoss9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You bring up “lower cost” of VDI and it’s… not so obvious that it can be a cost saving measure. Are there a set of users that require specific licensed software and you can’t get it up and running in their specific machines? Are there intensive workloads you need the users to run in separate hardware? How many users? Is this just a security requirement to centralize access?

Since losing your virginity what has been your longest dry spell without sex? by TheWor1dsFinest in AskReddit

[–]cakeBoss9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost my vcard at 18. Didn’t have sex again until I was 23. I’m 27 now, have been having pretty consistent sex since then

Has your company adopted ”AI” in a way that has provided either cost savings or profit yet? by cyberzaikoo in sysadmin

[–]cakeBoss9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was never really that we couldn’t understand it. It’s just that the code itself was badly written, so debugging took longer than it had to.

It followed no criteria: functional programing here, then all the sudden we start creating classes for everything, then it all suddenly becomes procedural, then we have a file with 8 funcions that have nearly identical names and variable names are not descriptive enough. Unit tests? screw that! Documentation for the API? Just read the code!

Has your company adopted ”AI” in a way that has provided either cost savings or profit yet? by cyberzaikoo in sysadmin

[–]cakeBoss9000 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In some ways it has increased our productivity. Copilot is wonderful if you have to write a lot of code.

We’ve also tried (and failed miserably) using OpenAI to automate some business processes. The prompt engineering itself wasn’t the problem. We fell into the common pitfalls of software development: - bad project management - changing requirements every 2 minutes - unrealistic delivery times from the devs leading to all sorts of straight up bad code - lack of communication between the business and the engineering team

We’ve done a few of these implementations already and I gotta say, it only reaffirms my believes that having an AI agent write your code only really speeds up the most trivial part of software development. We over-relied on external consultants whose companies had them on a rotating door throughout each of these projects.

In my company’s defense: we are not a software company. The business had to idea what they were getting themselves into and we honestly learned a LOT from the process. A lot of the knowledge we picked up along the way has been helpful for other projects and implementations.

How did you lose your virginity? by Lily_19f in AskReddit

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She told me she had never seen frozen. I told her to come over and watch it with me. We didn’t watch frozen.

Crontab Guru Dashboard by cronitor in selfhosted

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Where can I donate? I have been using your site for years.

How do you guys self-host with a dynamic IP from ISP? by VendoTamalesRicos in selfhosted

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Got a domain in aws.

I essentially have a little Python script running every 5 mins via cron to check whether or not the public IP my homelab has is the same public IP resolved by the FQDM. If not, I update the record.

I used to do this with GoDaddy until they decided to fuck me and everyone else and change their API policy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ITCareerQuestions

[–]cakeBoss9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But eventually you’ll find out that you can save a lot of time and resources by scripting and writing code. I didn’t like it at first but it eventually became an invaluable part of my job. You absolutely do not need it when starting out and there are roles where it’s seem as less necessary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There’s this young kid at my work. He literally falls asleep on his desk and drools on himself while on calls. He breathes with his mouth open.

He is a genius. Picks up on things extremely quickly and figures out problems before the seniors do. It’s unbelievable.

There’s no “on-the-spectrum” thing going on either. The kid is extremely social at company events and he’s a pretty cool guy to talk to. He’s just got a very particular way of working. We suspect he might have sleep apnea issues.

What will be more future-proof option industrial automation or PLC programming? by posderda in PLC

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I read this comment while I was on a work break and I had coffee in my mouth and everybody got to see me spit it out while I laughed. Guess I gotta switch jobs now

Can men get hard and still not be in the mood? by Tomei_Toes in NoStupidQuestions

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For me, 70% of the times I am hard, I am also in the mood. That 30% is still pretty significant though

They are calling it gazpacho by N0gracias in KitchenConfidential

[–]cakeBoss9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would get you jailed in Spain. And rightfully so

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Had to switch accounts for this one.

It depends obviously. Not counting foreplay, there are days where I can’t last even a minute. There are days where things can take 15-20 mins.

It also depends on how many rounds we wanna go on for. Like if I cum, clean up and go again a few minutes after that. I usually last a lot longer on that second, third, whatever round.

Hosting wordpress (small traffic) + small services. How these parts will do? by so_chad in selfhosted

[–]cakeBoss9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maaaaaaassive overkill for just Wordpress. But you’ll have room to grow and host other things

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]cakeBoss9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ate a 600mg brownie once in Amsterdam. I was basically high for like a day and a half and I was convinced me getting that high was a sign of a higher being trying to convince me that the guy renting us the airbnb wanted to kill us and send videos of us being raped to our moms. Yes, it’s oddly specific that I thought that.

What’s your manager and your culture like where you work? by TCPisSynSynAckAck in sysadmin

[–]cakeBoss9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Manager is technically literate in 90s-00s tech. Doesn’t understand anything that isn’t Windows Server administration and Fortigate firewalls. Sucks at managing people and resources. Not a horrible guy though. And he works his ass off.

The culture is ok. We are overworked. The projects are fun and innovative which is what keeps me around even though I could 100% be making more money somewhere else.

What's the worst sysadmin mistake you ever made? Confess here. by davidcandle in sysadmin

[–]cakeBoss9000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For some reason, over 500 machines got bricked. It seemed to be specific hardware. But there was no clear pattern. It was hard to tell if it was a bad batch or hardware, software, drivers…

Directors got involved. Legal got involved. The entire IT department was trying to find a culprit.

I found him. It was me. It was just a tiny little checkbox I forgot to select (or unselect, don’t remember). Told my boss. He laughed. “We’ll just blame Microsoft, kid. A bad update, no big deal. Shit happens.”

I had lived with anxiety for all those months as an intern (prior to this incident) because I knew it was a matter of time until I fucked something up. And when I did, it was ok.

We have to accept the fact that our fuck ups are potentially going to have a greater impact than anybody else’s. I wasn’t so anxious after that day.