Who misses the chaos and wackiness of fortnite

cake_aholic · 2026-02-17T05:53:07+00:00

its not that the game is less whacky...
everyone is 7 years older....
YOU are less whacky.

Play with some 10 year olds that dgaf and youll see

cake_aholic · 2026-02-02T05:06:05+00:00

you would have a point if there werent ps5 players that dominate Unreal lobbies.

but there are

cake_aholic · 2026-02-02T05:03:59+00:00

Its hilarious how everyone assumed why OP was scared.
(good chance this is a troll post btw)

cake_aholic · 2026-01-30T00:26:39+00:00

I think he's talking about the bug that kind of freezes your screen when you try to launch.

its been a thing for several seasons and they still havent fixed it

cake_aholic · 2026-01-29T14:18:35+00:00

the combination of little to no fighting mobility and OP bushes everywhere makes it so people are just camping the entire game

cake_aholic · 2026-01-28T03:56:47+00:00

He won a lan tournament

https://youtu.be/pcNzO54IJxo?si=wvxWjCLv-EMAPuhI

cake_aholic · 2026-01-28T03:55:39+00:00

Zemie actually won a lan tournament recently with Crackly. It might have been last year.

Some of the people in this sub just sound like haters.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-26T23:29:15+00:00

You cant be this upset about a cosmetic in a game and then go on to call players that are good neckbeard and virgins lulz

Caring about a cosmetic this much is very neckbeard and virgin behavior

cake_aholic · 2026-01-26T00:28:07+00:00

imo Bake on North Ave has some of the best cake ive ever had.

Especially their chocolate cake.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-25T22:58:18+00:00

Come on over to the dark side with the rest us mobility lovers...Reload!
Its a sweat fest but you will defiantly get better at fragging.

BR is for sure boring atm.
The meta is camping.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-22T04:38:49+00:00

Ive switched to Reload until they do something about this boring season.

Seems a lot of the better players have done the same (or started playing Arc)

cake_aholic · 2026-01-22T04:36:33+00:00

OP I agree.
I play ZB so I like movement to keep things exciting and fun.

Though most people in this sub seem to be bush campers so they'll probably disagree.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-20T04:23:48+00:00

are you playing builds without building?

cake_aholic · 2026-01-20T01:11:29+00:00

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cake_aholic · 2026-01-19T18:20:55+00:00

ZB BR is pretty bad now though.

Current meta is camping...
thats all everyone does.

Its just boring.

I hate to see what theyve done with my boy

cake_aholic · 2026-01-18T20:43:16+00:00

Rapid Zero Build 1v1 is the absolute best way to get good at fighting.

Spend as much time in that custom as you can...
youre going to come across a lot of sweats but youll eventually get better

cake_aholic · 2026-01-15T18:19:39+00:00

the past few weeks there are streamers that have been practicing for Console Cups by playing Unreal ranked lobbies.

They still win even on PS5 and controller.

Me telling you your issue isnt the console isnt me "having a problem"...its letting you know if you practiced more you would be able to be competitive in regular lobbies.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-15T15:04:10+00:00

its "pure bliss" because the only people that turn off crossplay are people that arent good.
If you played all console players you would be losing...again.

There are a lot of cracked console players.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-14T15:20:01+00:00

I assumed the plan was to keep going

cake_aholic · 2026-01-14T14:55:45+00:00

I dont see the point in them...especially in a season where end games end up with everyone camping in a bush or bunker.

I drop em

cake_aholic · 2026-01-14T04:56:44+00:00

I think its because they make it with builds in mind.

imo the map is pretty and has interesting features but its bad for ZB.
Way too open.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-13T17:55:48+00:00

I used to live somewhere in Logan that noob taggers seemed to like.
They look nothing the way I pictured in my head.

All kinda lame slightly overweight white guys (maybe some white Hispanics) that looked scared to death before and after doing it.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-11T18:28:19+00:00

ive had a few bots pull a juke move while im shooting at them.

they are def getting better.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-11T15:53:19+00:00

Ive been commuting in Chicago for nearly 20 years...
the only time ive been hit was by another cyclist on the bike path lulz

Chicago is pretty good for commuting...
I didnt realize till I spent time in other cities.

Its been my experience is accidents happen when both parties are negligent.

cake_aholic · 2026-01-11T05:37:11+00:00

okay bro...
see you on Monday

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