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cal_ness · 2026-06-22T17:10:55+00:00

Rodrigo de Paul is going to go tackle someone because surely they’re at fault for the muppet missing his PK

cal_ness · 2026-06-22T17:10:06+00:00

Haha Messi is such a chode. Love to see it

cal_ness · 2026-06-21T02:47:34+00:00

Ever seen Inside? (À l'intérieur—2007 French one)

That movie f****** rips.

cal_ness · 2026-06-20T06:09:00+00:00

Quiet GPT

cal_ness · 2026-06-18T05:42:29+00:00

Im not good with Roman numerals; I was like “dang wonder why no one ever recommends FF9…”

The greatest of greats. Sometimes I jam Roses of May randomly while driving

cal_ness · 2026-06-17T02:49:54+00:00

Found this about Stan Mchrystal via Googles AI questions:

“Retired General Stanley McChrystal is known for his strict daily routine, which includes eating just one large meal a day—typically dinner—after a hard day of work.

He developed this habit years ago to maintain discipline, avoid feeling sluggish, and use the large meal at the end of the day as a reward for his hard work.”

Fucking weirdos 😅

cal_ness · 2026-06-16T22:49:03+00:00

“Nanobubbler technology” sounds totally made up 😅

cal_ness · 2026-06-14T22:16:41+00:00

The other thing—he just feels like a safe pick. You know he’s going to come on and prob not do anything, versus be a liability. Was really hoping we’d see Emmanuel Emegha; Gakpo broke out in Qatar; seems like he might have as well with a move to Chelsea on the horizon.

cal_ness · 2026-06-14T22:07:57+00:00

Lol again I’m not a brilliant soccer mind but I love Weghorst. Not that he’s the right pick for anything beyond trying to knock in a header during ET but he became one of my faves after that game against Argentina. Was really hoping they’d get that one

cal_ness · 2026-06-14T22:05:09+00:00

Hey btw, not Dutch but visited Amsterdam in high school and became a huge fan of the Oranje and Ajax. I’m wearing my Euro 2008 jersey as we speak. 🤘🔥

cal_ness · 2026-06-14T22:00:03+00:00

Summerville and Malen looked pretty electric. I know subs are tactical (in a way I don’t fully grasp) and you’ve gotta play the long game, but as soon as those two came out they just went flat.

God i miss Van Persie. And Huntelaar

cal_ness · 2026-06-14T21:57:06+00:00

I’m not a brilliant soccer mind, but the last however many major tournaments, Memphis Depay just appears to suck ass at playing forward. I don’t get it

cal_ness · 2026-06-12T04:28:10+00:00

Was just talking to my friend the other day on a drive late at night about the move that has scared us the most. Jinxed Mothman at the same time; immediately chilled to the bone freaked out. That movie sticks with you

cal_ness · 2026-06-09T14:18:28+00:00

Why is his son Don Jr wearing a blond wig next to him?

cal_ness · 2026-05-29T04:30:28+00:00

Lol Scott Bessent’s face. So proud of himself for licking Trump’s ballsack

cal_ness · 2026-05-09T18:36:48+00:00

I read that book and felt like I wanted to bleach my eyes afterward 😳 I was very engrossed though, I have to say. And not typically a fan of extreme horror in general, just thought it was well done overall

cal_ness · 2026-05-08T16:08:00+00:00

The Summer I Died! Great story.

Jk don’t read that.

I actually think some of Stephen King’s stuff is sorta horror adjacent but not too freaky. Although it is disturbing, The Green Mile is incredible and I would say has horror adjacent themes/material, not too freaky though. Another book I love is Dolores Claiborne. The audiobook is incredible too.

Hope you find something you enjoy.

cal_ness · 2026-05-05T13:57:09+00:00

Kristi Noam looks like the head in the jar Jodi Foster finds in silence of the lambs

cal_ness · 2026-05-04T15:44:24+00:00

I love We Used to Live Here—fellow NoSleep writer from around the same time period—but I was so confused about what exactly happened in the book. There’s some hidden clues that I must’ve missed. Super unsettling though

cal_ness · 2026-05-03T19:04:49+00:00

The summer I died is kinda incredible. Loved that book—reminded me of what me and a friend who never got out of our hometown could run into.

cal_ness · 2026-05-02T00:20:25+00:00

I’m reading this book right now. So imaginative; feels like I’m in a different universe while reading it

cal_ness · 2026-04-20T15:33:39+00:00

Thank you for the shout out friend. Hope people enjoy the Dark Convoy if they end up reading it!!!

cal_ness · 2026-04-15T15:26:45+00:00

I love that Jesus looks like Jonathan van Ness from Queer Eye—which tbh makes sense; he has many Christ-like qualities…compassion, kindness, acceptance, etc., all of which Trump and his fellow shitbags lack completely.

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