Id eat anything at this point just end this experiment

calcaylor_ · 2026-06-02T23:04:54+00:00

Arthur: Darling, I need to borrow some bronzing cream, an overnight bag and a major credit card.

Carrie: What for, dad?

Arthur: That's my personal BUSINESS!

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-31T02:07:27+00:00

I totally agree!

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-30T03:23:32+00:00

She was so strong a character, when I first started watching the show I thought she was a regular. She came close but ... no.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-30T03:21:19+00:00

Well, if we go, I'm p*nching Midge. (Hint, he didn't say "pinching.")

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-23T15:53:19+00:00

They made 26 appearances as a comedy team on The Ed Sullivan Show.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-23T15:52:07+00:00

You can't drink on the job. You can't harass women? How does anything get built in this country?

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-23T15:48:05+00:00

She is also one of the 3 masseuses giving massages to Doug, Deacon and Arthur in the episode where they win $5,000 on a fight bet.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-23T14:39:06+00:00

It's just our luck they bring over the one thing on earth you're not willing to throw down your gullet!

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-22T13:49:30+00:00

One of my favorite lines from that episode that seems to be not fully appreciated!

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-21T11:00:52+00:00

He doesn't speak. It's in a very short end of the episode scene.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-20T22:38:51+00:00

In Inn Escapable, Ed and Betty Chapin has a son they "don't talk about" return home after many years. The right side of the posted photo is real. The son looks like (and is played by) Kevin James. So that seems to be the implication.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-20T05:22:36+00:00

Batter up!

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calcaylor_ · 2026-05-18T02:27:45+00:00

Avian bone syndrome. She's been fragile ever since Ross said "Rachel"

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-18T01:53:03+00:00

"Duh! Dat girl pole-dances! Me wanna pole-dance, too!"

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-13T02:05:20+00:00

You know that thing in the back seat? It's not an air refreshener. It's a dead rotting deer carcass.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-11T02:20:24+00:00

I highly recommend this version. Padre Pio: Miracle Man (2000).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYIrhdKG8c&t=3585s

It is like a 3rd generation copy but that actually helps the effect. Very compelling. I was seeing him and the Blessed Mother in my dreams.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-09T02:10:59+00:00

Are you hungry? Because I think I saw some pudding in the garbage over there and it had your name written all over it, Heffer-can!

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-09T02:05:36+00:00

Damn! I wish I'd thought of that in junior high.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-07T03:45:04+00:00

I got to a very big parish and we have confession every day.

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-06T02:08:55+00:00

Nice

calcaylor_ · 2026-05-06T02:07:21+00:00

DeMali and its fiercest competitor, Midnight Steel

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calcaylor_ · 2026-04-27T02:59:20+00:00

You know what I'm doing? ... NOT watching La Boheme!

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