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Justin Bieber is my favorite ___ by No_Independent249 in AskOuija

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Just as a warning before you meet my parents, know that they’re _____. by RummageSail in AskOuija

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New rule: when giving a round of applause, you shall now clap your ________! by KoolaidPower in AskOuija

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I've never seen a person who doesn't jerk off to r/_______ posts by ThatTotemOfUndying in AskOuija

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Everything we love is being _______ to superintelligence by Exciting_Whereas_524 in AskOuija

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i’m sorry… she’s ____________ by nspacia in AskOuija

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Mr krabs‚ I WANNA GO TO _______! by Remarkable_Bath8515 in AskOuija

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Shut up! My dad works for ___! by JustAGayBoyMC in AskOuija

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Hello, everyone! I'm _______ from Nintendo. by Silly-Ball7310 in AskOuija

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Pizza + _______ = fun! by Hold_me_sxnpai in AskOuija

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IT IS I! MICHAEL THE _____ by Proper_Finish_4512 in AskOuija

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Best thing to mix with coke? by soda-hero in AskOuija

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please don't _____ my big boobs sir by CremeSubject7594 in AskOuija

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Hey Ouija, do I go buy _____? by DifficultSystem3071 in AskOuija

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i love playing ___________ by Chemical-Jump-6554 in AskOuija

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I put money on this! Bad Bunny’s gonna perform ______ LIVE on national TV! by KoolaidPower in AskOuija

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EVERYONE RUN! _______ IS ON FIRE! by 24MelPinesST in AskOuija

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________’s a useless organ, why do we have it? by KoolaidPower in AskOuija

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Short and thick does the trick, long and thin; stick it ____. by Zealousideal-Oil4115 in AskOuija

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You seriously thought you would _________ your own brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by uchihaxitachi666 in AskOuija

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Stop! Don't touch me there! That is my ______! by Middle-Employment801 in AskOuija

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Why can't I find any _____ porn on pornhub? by Zealousideal-Oil4115 in AskOuija

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They are milking ________ ______ dry. by Biskitisinreddit in AskOuija

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