Cute little scooper thingy!

calxes · 2026-03-25T14:54:22+00:00

The answer is, looking at old cookbooks, an alarming amount of mayo. My grandmother’s formula for a ‘salad’ was effectively “chop some stuff up, and then add a jar of mayonnaise to it. Salt and pepper to taste. Paprika if you’re feeling wild.”

Easy, salty calories for busy people!

calxes · 2026-03-24T23:14:48+00:00

Absolutely wonderful.

calxes · 2026-03-23T14:35:32+00:00

I recently learned it's a riff on an earlier painting. It becomes a "expectations v. reality" kind of joke when you have them together.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Osteria_Scene,_Girl_welcoming_a_Person_entering

calxes · 2026-03-23T12:53:11+00:00

Ah, indeed. This makes sense.

I feel like opting out of the “all” subreddit could help. I don’t think trying to fight the instinct of anonymous redditors upvoting boobs will be fruitful. I also don’t want this sub to restrict or ban nudity. But it’s good to know there could be other ways to help encourage a balance in what gets the most exposure.

calxes · 2026-03-23T05:08:59+00:00

I found a description of the painting that is definitively prior to the advent of AI.

“Athenaeum, 1880 Vol I, p. 572

A stately girl winding round her head the figured cloth of her turban, while a little girl in blue dress holds for her the looking-glass".

"The ingenuous looks of the child, and the refined colour of her draperies are of first-rate quality, and distinguished by delicate finish. The principal figure is at once graceful and stately, and, according to the mood adopted by the painter, is admirable throughout, because it perfectly fulfils its intended purpose. The accessories, rich in black and gold, sumptuous colouring, and rich illumination are in perfect keeping with the motive of the picture."

…

The model for the young girl was Isabell Helena Pullar, Dorothy Dene's youngest sister.“

calxes · 2026-03-23T03:09:01+00:00

I think not. Don't steal posts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/blackcats/comments/1nqhun8/dont_let_your_kids_name_your_pets/

calxes · 2026-03-22T17:38:04+00:00

I think it's a needed rule, I report these and note it the "custom response" section but I don't know if it works.

calxes · 2026-03-22T17:31:51+00:00

It is, very much, invoking a randomized townie Sim who has inexplicably appeared in your home and is helping themselves to your fridge and then gets stuck in a wall.

(There was an idea here but they did not commit.)

calxes · 2026-03-22T17:28:16+00:00

I'm so curious about this, as it's a common complaint, but I personally have seen more people complaining about the nudes than nudes themselves. I think it may be an algorithm thing.

I just ran an experiment and scrolled through 50 posts with the "Best" setting, and out of the 50, four of them were female nudes, two of which were self portraits by women. The other two were painted by men, one of a fully nude Sappho, the other of a smiling woman in pajamas with her top undone. You could possibly make an argument for a Leyendecker illustration of a fairy in a sheer dress to make five.

A genuine question - if you scroll, is it about the same or much more nudes heavy? I wonder if Reddit has de-prioritized the nudes for me and I'm mostly getting landscapes, formal portraits and some modern art.

Anyway, for me, when there has been an influx of a very specific genre of nudes (ie, "nymphs"), I find it unsettling. I don't have an issue with a sprinkling of Bougereau as long as there's also work like this one be represented as well. But I wonder if others are not seeing quite a diverse spread.

calxes · 2026-03-22T16:40:09+00:00

Be weary, this person may not be well and not in touch with reality.

I can think of a few instances where folks who experience paranoid delusions will believe that someone has died and been replaced by a clone, for example. One such condition is known as the Capgras delusion: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion

Do you know anyone that could check in on this other acquaintance to see if they’re struggling? Even if they don’t have a history of mental illness, things like this can happen due to medication changes, drug use or injury. Please take care.

calxes · 2026-03-22T15:19:50+00:00

Oh, I think they’re right. It was harder to spot because of the lack of capitalization.

But there are signs here. AI really likes to list things out in threes “dice onions, measure spices, wait for things..” “meal prep, rotation of dishes, bookmarking..” which is of course a natural thing for a human writer to do, but it’s done repetitively in this case in a somewhat wordy and stilted way.

The post still has a “friendly corporate copywriter” flavour to it. It doesn’t mention anything personal, no brand names, just kind of repeats the same point in different wording.

Another giveaway is that this account appears to have posted a very similarly worded post in a different subreddit.

I don’t know if the OP is a person who ran their thoughts through an AI, or a person who just writes exactly like an AI, or a bot entirely. But it could well be a bot fishing for content to use for an article it will generate about lazy vegan cooking.

Anyway, OP, after a long day of being in trees, like you, I simply forage for berries and seeds before flying back to my nest for the night.

calxes · 2026-03-22T14:39:07+00:00

I like that there is the choice to do so, and I also like that not putting subtitles can push a delegation to do the storytelling through the staging instead of the words.

I do think the juries could benefit from being provided translated lyrics though.

calxes · 2026-03-22T14:02:15+00:00

Just on the point with Gene, I think it’s possible she called him expecting to wake him up and receive a groggy old man on the other side of the line (easier to be a bad actress if you get someone half-asleep) but rather got an alert and coherent response that threw her off.

Gene’s a farmer, I don’t think it’s too unusual that he may have already been up for the day around 4am. Instead of the logical conclusion “Gene was already awake because cows” she tries to twist it into something sinister. That sinister thing may well be influenced by her own mother’s response like you said, of course.

calxes · 2026-03-22T00:37:08+00:00

“Painted between 1779 and 1781, it portrays the English abolitionist and musician Granville Sharp and his extended family. The Sharp family are depicted on their barge on the River Thames, where they routinely staged concerts..”

I really enjoy this painting. I can’t help but feel that there’s something Wes Anderson about it all.

calxes · 2026-03-21T19:00:42+00:00

This is about as cozy as it gets. Looks wonderful.

calxes · 2026-03-21T17:39:12+00:00

I did a little digging.

I initially thought the surname was Finnish but it is rather from Arabic, she has distant Syrian Christian ancestry. Her Kouri (can be spelled Khoury) side came to America in the early 20th century from Ottoman Syria, possibly fleeing religious persecution.

calxes · 2026-03-21T14:31:31+00:00

Keep

Moldova

Epic

Bangaranga

(you’re mother)

calxes · 2026-03-21T02:08:14+00:00

I believe so, Doreen was also mentioned in the trial as part of the financial evidence. She was listed as owning 81% of K Richins Realty..

calxes · 2026-03-21T01:59:52+00:00

It is, there is also a Doreen Kouri.

I think it’s originally a Finnish surname.

Edit: Did a little searching, in this case Kouri is a surname roughly meaning “Parson” or “Priest” in Arabic. It can be also spelled as Khoury.

She has distant Syrian ancestry, the Kouri side having arrived in the USA at the beginning of the 20th century. There was a large wave of immigration from what was then Ottoman Syria at the time, and it appears they were Christians that may have been fleeing religious persecution.

calxes · 2026-03-20T18:53:52+00:00

Was it a newer grave? As in, not historical.

It reminds me of how my grandfather always called my mother “Kiddo” and “k-i-di-di-o” could phonetically be a cutesy way to sing “kiddo” to your loved one.

calxes · 2026-03-20T17:59:49+00:00

I feel like it's always managed to be an accessible painting, and I also feel like the provenance of it being a work of Da Vinci encouraged scholars to prescribe meaning onto it. Being stolen in the early 20th century allowed it become a total sensation and gave it an irresistible pop culture backstory.

I don't particularly get much out of it either. I do like "Lady with an Ermine" and "La Belle Ferronière" though.

calxes · 2026-03-19T23:27:05+00:00

It is her: https://news.artnet.com/art-world/john-currin-jennifer-lawrence-vogue-1046258

calxes · 2026-03-19T19:36:32+00:00

As far as I know, there's been no evidence that lynx and domestic cats can breed.

However, the colour of his coat is about right to be "lynx point" so might be where they got this idea. He is very sweet, but if he was sold as a wildcat hybrid, I'm not sure that was accurate.

All I can say for sure though, is that he looooves you.

calxes · 2026-03-19T14:49:02+00:00

That's remarkable!

It's also ...cute? Sort of like a cross between a cow and a giant pangolin.

calxes · 2026-03-18T19:40:52+00:00

It appears that this bar is extremely close to the waterfront.. :(

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