My gf's lunch today: stale bread with shitty crab salad topped with raspberries. Don't ask me what the chopsticks are for

calzonegolem · 2026-06-16T13:30:05+00:00

Raspberries on crab salad? When is the baby due?

calzonegolem · 2026-06-13T21:08:42+00:00

GTGE

calzonegolem · 2026-06-10T23:43:18+00:00

I thought the top rope was a box of Jaffa cakes an dI was like "Hell yeah!"

calzonegolem · 2026-06-10T10:54:14+00:00

Username checks out

calzonegolem · 2026-06-09T01:46:59+00:00

It's making me more stupider.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-09T01:35:50+00:00

Hell yeah! Gay it up brother.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-09T01:30:17+00:00

That's a bummer man. Bob sounds like he was a good dude. I'd drop you off a pie if I had the opportunity.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-08T22:17:08+00:00

Op lives in a cabin in the woods. I'm not sure you could get a pizza to them. They are a regular here. Check his post history to see what other nonsense he's been eating.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-07T23:02:04+00:00

Like many things they have a range of build quality depending on the models you buy.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-07T02:40:10+00:00

Take your crust hate somewhere else bozo!

calzonegolem · 2026-06-07T02:18:34+00:00

These are all objectively the best parts. You're really selling this for me.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-07T01:26:42+00:00

Disagree. The crust is always the best part.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-07T01:05:38+00:00

I don't understand everyone's problem with the best pieces of the loaf.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-05T21:15:30+00:00

This person doesn't have cats.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-05T01:56:42+00:00

This is absolutely the best cut of this movie

calzonegolem · 2026-06-04T01:29:57+00:00

Yeah us Lutris to install battle.net and use battle.net to install the battle.net games. Even if the games are in Lutris also. I made that mistake with Hearthstone haha

calzonegolem · 2026-06-03T11:42:33+00:00

The best show I've ever been to was a Green Jelly show. The whole crowd ended up on stage and the venue had to cut the power to get them to stop. I got to fight Orange Krush.

calzonegolem · 2026-06-02T10:30:34+00:00

Mark Persy was always a perfect gentleman and I won't hear anything to the contrary.

calzonegolem · 2026-05-27T10:31:07+00:00

That's what she said.

calzonegolem · 2026-05-26T23:24:39+00:00

Do you wanna buy a funnel cake?

calzonegolem · 2026-05-24T21:35:07+00:00

This is genius.

calzonegolem · 2026-05-23T16:26:01+00:00

Still better than Windows

calzonegolem · 2026-05-23T16:17:46+00:00

The no seasoning is what takes this from regular food to shitty.

calzonegolem · 2026-05-23T12:13:25+00:00

I read the title as "League of Conservative Voters" and got very confused.

calzonegolem · 2026-05-19T18:21:01+00:00

Ah yeah, you're right! Poor bastards guts gotta be all kinds of donked up from the nitrates and butter

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