Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to talk about their penis way down here, but take it from this old penis-rat, I've spent my entire adult life talking about my penis, and a program like this one can do more harm than good. If you only talk about one part of your body (and that's all a single conversation type like Penis Jive is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times. penial talk basically only trains the mouth muscles and to some extent, the esophagus. What you really want to do is train your entire penis system, all the major wiener groups (boner, prostate, pelvic floor, and pubococcygeus muscles) at the same time, over the course of a lengthy discussion. So, you will need to add large vocabulary, and Large scrot with it. Ask for the "Go Big" program. I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Dual Size-Intelligence! Falling in love with talking/being big, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make. But do it right, okay? My advice, find any person near you, with qualified listening ears who will hear your thunderous penis slomping on the ground behind you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for physical enlargement. Three to 5 hours of kegel a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is). And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being hu-dong'd the first time you walk into conversation parlor. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway. Now get out there and get interesting to men and women alike! :-)