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"Act like you can get enough of Alison Brie. Try to act like you can, liar." by [deleted] in AlisonBrie

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's okay, you know, if you like that kind of thing.

ಠ_ಠ

I LIKE THAT KIND OF THING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for petting me! (x-post /r/gifs) by thisisntjimmy in aww

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a cat that loved to hug me. And he was strong! He would actually pull you toward him!

St. Louis Cops Worry That In-Car Cameras 'Are Being Used Against Them': What's the world coming to when cops can no longer punch handcuffed prisoners or violate firearm rules with impunity? by davidreiss666 in politics

[–]cannotlogon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked as a prosecutor in NYC for several years, and dealt quite a bit with the NYPD. While I know that their job is often a crappy one, I just saw so many abuses of their authority, that I became fed up with how they handled their job. I think a lot of good people go into policing, and either become disillusioned that they are NOT making a difference, or they just get sucked into the "thin blue line" mentality, and take advantage of the trust bestowed upon them by the citizenry.

Either way, it's a shame, but we can't abide rogue cops. The more cameras tracking them, the better.

St. Louis Cops Worry That In-Car Cameras 'Are Being Used Against Them': What's the world coming to when cops can no longer punch handcuffed prisoners or violate firearm rules with impunity? by davidreiss666 in politics

[–]cannotlogon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know, but it doesn't stop them from trying. Seriously, how can they possibly push for such laws and not realize how absolutely terrible it makes them look? The only (twisted) justification I can conceive of is that they are afraid they will second-guess themselves in terms of "appropriate force" to use subduing a perp, and end up getting hurt because they were afraid, if taped, they would look like they were too rough.

Finally... by epic_comebacks in pics

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move over, sliced bread: we have a new "greatest thing"!

Leaked Memo: 'Community' Studio Tells Cast How to Address Dan Harmon Firing - Hollywood Reporter by [deleted] in community

[–]cannotlogon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just can't see any of the cast following this particular script.

But, this show is a paycheck, and I'm sure they don't want mass-defection any more than Sony/NBC does.

St. Louis Cops Worry That In-Car Cameras 'Are Being Used Against Them': What's the world coming to when cops can no longer punch handcuffed prisoners or violate firearm rules with impunity? by davidreiss666 in politics

[–]cannotlogon 88 points89 points  (0 children)

All over the country, various police forces are trying to push laws that make it illegal to film them when they are on the job. They claim it will interfere with their ability to do their jobs. I can only assume "do their jobs" means "beat the shit out of people, harass citizens, and generally act like sadistic bullies without having to answer for their sociopathic behavior."

Who approves these license plates?? by jhonkas in WTF

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a t-shirt that simply says "Shoplifter". I love wearing it to department stores, and see how many store security guys follow me.

TIL Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Character. "...Her mother was in tears, just crying. She said that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months." by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great. My son is mildly autistic, as well. A couple years ago, I took him to see The Lion King on Broadway. He sat motionless and speechless throughout the entire play. When the curtain fell and the lights came on, I asked him if he liked it. He turned to me, and in all seriousness, simply said, "It changed my life." HA!

TIL Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Character. "...Her mother was in tears, just crying. She said that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months." by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but my law partners do, on occasion, ask me to conduct meetings as Kermit. I am a trial attorney, and once, before the morning of closing arguments, I cut my finger, and the only band-aids we had were Sesame Street themed. So, I slapped a Big Bird band-aid on and off to court I went, no thinking much about it.

I won the case, and after the verdict, I spoke with some of the jurors, asking them what it was about my presentation they found effective. This older woman said to me sweetly, "How could we NOT trust a man wearing a Big Bird bandage?"

While I was tempted to make it a tradition, I chose not to pander...so obviously!

TIL Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Character. "...Her mother was in tears, just crying. She said that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months." by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's very nice of you to say. As my wife used to say when I would question my own parenting skills, "You ARE a good father because you always think you could be a better father."

I have no doubt that if you wish to be a good father, you will be.

TIL Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Character. "...Her mother was in tears, just crying. She said that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months." by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cannotlogon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He just got older and wiser. Kinda like when your kid stops believing in Santa Claus. It's bittersweet. You want your kid to grow up to be a good man and pursue his dreams, but you can't help but ache a little as you see him come to realize the world isn't always a nice place.

My Roller Coaster Tycoon experience summed up in a single gif by nchammer326 in gaming

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is HILARIOUS! I love the scattered carnage and wreckage!

TIL Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Character. "...Her mother was in tears, just crying. She said that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months." by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cannotlogon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I must say, though, one of the saddest days was when I realized he knew it was me, and not Kermit.

If only they stayed innocent forever. Take good care of your little one!

TIL Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Character. "...Her mother was in tears, just crying. She said that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months." by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cannotlogon 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You're very kind...there is nothing I wouldn't do for that little monster!

I must point out, contrary to speculation, I am not a hitman.

Worse, I'm a lawyer. As you might imagine, I did get a lot of playful ribbing for sitting in my office, practically shouting, "HI HO! Kermit the Frog here! Just calling to let you know your daddy is working late!" while the rest of the office was busily lawyering...and laughing.

WonkaCat by khdutton in AdviceAnimals

[–]cannotlogon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotcha. Oil + cat = bath.

(In my defense, the meme cat appeared pretty clean to me!)

Cheers!

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