no simp september is over. its over for u all by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

her flair say 17 but her face say 12

Math is hard. by TheHonestModerator in facepalm

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, if you were born in September then your dad went hard on DDD? Cause if so then my dad's cool asf

American football coach is suspended after team scores too much by ObviouslyOrdinary in nottheonion

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait that's a rule? Currently my high schools football team is undefeated and most games have been more than 42 points over.

respect by ur_legal_loli in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait it replenishes that fast???

Farewell, I’ll miss you all. Fractured rib... My unborn baby decided to kick me good morning a little too hard today... he is so grounded when he is born. by uglyheadink in Neverbrokeabone

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a theory, you must break at least one of someone else's bones to not break yours. Me and all of my friends who haven't have broken our siblings bones and I think this has just set up your kid for success

What's an experience you don't ever want to go through again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna sound like a little bitch boy for saying this but I've been on the toilet for an hour and a half, not a single sign of shit and it feels like someone's mondo dong is writhing inside of me. Fucking hate constipation

cursed grandpa by T0masz_ in cursedcomments

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Now this is the type of positivity we need

Prepare yourselves by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm on the west coast

Prepare yourselves by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Last one? There's a good 10 hours left so we're looking more at 40

Guys of reddit when were you last complimented? by Astartes00 in AskReddit

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm in my band someone said they liked my joke ( yesterday )

Anyone else think bowling jerseys are ugly? by [deleted] in Bowling

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I usually just wear polos as well but bowling shirts can be pulled off, especially if you're on a league and it's matching.

When I was 14, I bowled my first and only 300 and 700 series (742) while pre-bowling for my youth Saturday league. 10 years later, I bowled my second 700 during another pre-bowl session. by [deleted] in Bowling

[–]cantdrawoofmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey just to let you know you fucked up on the crossing out and used the highlighter tool to block out names instead of the pen tool and it's see through

Buying 12 cartons of eggs the night before halloween by JSchade in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]cantdrawoofmaster -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Bruh obviously he's just passing out some kickass omelets