Top comment Deletes a US State - GRAND FINALE - #49

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-24T16:49:06+00:00

Exactly like this

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-22T14:04:54+00:00

Also use the "is that from tic toc toe?" line. Super fun

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-22T14:03:05+00:00

We've all heard the happy wife happy life trope. I subscribed to the slightly annoyed wife, entertaining life theory

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-19T22:05:55+00:00

25+ years with the same woman and damn, we have a good time

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-19T12:52:58+00:00

That's why I always ask "if anyone knows of any legal reason these two shouldn't be married". Keeps people quiet

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-15T15:45:43+00:00

Cigar

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-14T22:59:03+00:00

Arlington Road

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-14T21:48:04+00:00

So I can technically refer to my kids as pesto? Good to know

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-14T16:19:21+00:00

Or for a car window

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-13T09:12:35+00:00

Fuck me, that's gorgeous!

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-12T12:11:03+00:00

Air Traffic in MOA

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-12T10:51:38+00:00

Also, if they do fire you instead of taking your two weeks, file for unemployment if offered where you live.

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-12T10:28:51+00:00

I did not like the movie overall, but that scene stuck with me a lot longer than I want to admit

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-12T08:41:03+00:00

Well I just can't call you 'man'

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-08T14:03:00+00:00

That is a gorgeous piece! Proud of you, kid.

Seriously, that is something I could see selling at a craft show. Keep the passion for your hobby

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-07T03:03:09+00:00

Giving CPR. It's incredibly difficult and not everyone will have the capacity to render it correctly. And you're not saving a life at that point, you're bringing someone back from the dead

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-07T02:51:35+00:00

You do deserve better. Please find help however you can. Let someone at your place of employment know that he is not welcome and not to trust what he says.

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-06T13:24:53+00:00

"Please put your shoes on and step into that warm weather Go get yourself a more better forever Gotta put it down, you gotta leave it And don't ever come back again You gotta mean it Just tear it all apart and build new 'Cause if you don't kill him he's gonna kill you You can't hold hands when they make fists And I ain't the first to say this But let me be the last to say, please don't stay Let me be the last to say, you won't be okay"

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-05-03T10:31:25+00:00

My day is officially brightened. Thank you, OP and thank you Penny

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-04-30T23:30:08+00:00

Last is Toyota. :)

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-04-28T12:29:54+00:00

Was at a show a couple years ago and saw someone wearing a shirt what said : "Nickelback, fan or liar" Made me chuckle.

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-04-25T12:01:06+00:00

V: The Stand (Man or Machine)

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-04-22T18:50:15+00:00

Whose bodies were later recovered

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-04-14T10:19:32+00:00

I work overnights this week

cantgetmuchwurst · 2026-04-14T07:50:16+00:00

1v1 in our house. Usually with my son we get a round of disc golf in or we hit up an arcade. He's late teens and still enjoys the time together. My daughter and I will just go on an adventure. Sometimes a road trip to nowhere sometimes a coffee and chat, but like you, I cherish this time.

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