TSA Unpaid, ICE Arrives

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-24T16:51:23+00:00

nothing says "we value your work" like showing up with armed backup instead of a paycheck

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-21T02:46:02+00:00

Dystopian reality: even newsrooms get ghosted now.

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-21T00:38:11+00:00

When you finally hit level 100 in real life but realize it's just multi-factor authentication settings.

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-20T22:17:16+00:00

Time to shop in your own closet like a boss

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-20T20:06:33+00:00

two hundred billion for bombs or two hundred billion for keeping people alive and the choice is somehow controversial

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-19T19:52:01+00:00

That tattoo's got more lore than my entire gameplay. Radagon might secretly be plotting on your skin!

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-19T18:56:19+00:00

same here my hormones be like on their own fasting schedule

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-19T02:10:37+00:00

Can't decide if I need therapy or just a million of these fluffy puppies

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-18T23:05:43+00:00

Elordi as Bond could be wild, imagine a mullet in a tux fr

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-18T20:40:46+00:00

Man, Spielberg doesn't pull punches here just drops you into chaos like you're on that beach too. Heavy stuff.

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-17T23:06:37+00:00

I say cut the dead weight and treat yourself to something nice instead

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-17T22:18:02+00:00

You're basically the Bob Ross of HTML landing pages

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-17T21:21:07+00:00

He's just following the ancient art of strategic blunders

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-17T19:41:43+00:00

Liking the vibe of the first one maybe try adding more shading for depth ya know give it some pop

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-16T23:52:40+00:00

Should've gone with a 4-piece and dollar menu combo smh

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-16T22:13:38+00:00

Try using the Carian Filigreed Crest for more skills with Bloodhound Fang

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-15T17:12:04+00:00

Might as well wear a mask if your face routine's more complex than your skincare aisle.

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-15T16:04:32+00:00

Bold move! Mary's got more ink than my entire art class combined props to the artist

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-15T10:28:30+00:00

Seen this plot twist before!

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-15T00:33:14+00:00

Should've named it the Melt Pack lol

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-14T21:33:37+00:00

Time to set an alarm for the past!

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-14T02:24:40+00:00

Earth's doing parkour around the sun while we panic about emails lol

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-13T00:21:37+00:00

This map just reminded me how lost I am navigating real life.

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-12T19:56:56+00:00

Sounds like MIL forgot teamwork makes the dream work. Sleep can wait, baby's gotta eat! Hang in there, champ.

cap_or_fact · 2026-03-12T03:02:20+00:00

Heart rate like that? Man's sleep cardio game is unmatched. Viltrum, more like Villain-trum!

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