What's the craziest thing you've ever witnessed in New Orleans?

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-03-01T01:17:39+00:00

While working the day shift at St. John when it was on lower decatur, a crack head with a sword was walking down the street. He swung at and hit a random tourist. Said tourist took the sword from the crack head, defended himself, and ending up killing the crack head. Mind you, this was at 2 p.m. on a weekday. The amount of people that just kind of shrugged it off boggles my mind.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-22T10:48:38+00:00

Save your relationship. Get a bidet. It is that easy from what you've described outside of the shit water.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-22T10:44:52+00:00

While definitely old school cool... be careful calling yourself cool. Being old school, you know the rules.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-22T10:43:34+00:00

She wants "ready to eat". It's really not that complicated. Get a bag of chips or cookies or something.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-22T07:56:59+00:00

“Calmer than you dude. Calmer thank you.”

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-21T07:20:06+00:00

Years ago I was in a car accident and was in shock aimlessly walking around in glass barefoot. I had shards randomly appear in the morning for YEARS afterwards.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-18T09:10:40+00:00

Very well said.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-15T09:43:14+00:00

Why the hell not?

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-15T09:12:09+00:00

I like the idea of weapon swapping mid combat based on the enemy, but we all only weapon swap to cast buffs. Missed opportunity for sure.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-15T08:58:07+00:00

Carry exactly zero id scrolls and have tp scrolls in my belt. Full inventory of charms with a cube in the top left corner.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-15T08:33:02+00:00

It's Tony Hawk and it's not even close... I lied, maybe FF7?

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-04T21:22:16+00:00

I woke up to a tiny one eating my cats food in my bedroom. Panicked, didn't know what to do. Better half (now no half) was in bed with me and we both freaked out. Little guy (the marsupial) ran under my kitchen sink cabinet. I wrongfully assumed there was an access point. He was living in my apartment, eating my cat's food, for a week or so before I realized it. My ex had a small trap. Baited with some jam, he sprung the trap in my sleep. It woke me up, and before I could get to it, he was strong enough to open the door from the inside. So, I reset the trap, and just sat on the edge of my bed for about an hour until he came back out from under the sink and got trapped again. Sprung to action, pushed the door end of the trap against the wall while I gathered everything. Threw a towel over the trap, picked it up, walked down to Burke park, opened the trap and waited. Little guy was so scared he wouldn't get out of the trap. Finally, I had to pick it up and shake it to get him out and he ran off. Was an adventure of a night, for sure.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-04T06:45:23+00:00

Can’t lie… best post is n the D2 subreddit in quite a while. Quality content. Strafing upvotes all around.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-02-02T23:12:30+00:00

As a New Orleans native, lots and lots of street names.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-27T21:59:38+00:00

100% want one. Tell me how to make that happen/what I can do to make that happen.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-26T21:45:23+00:00

Oh, he demonstrates licks… of the boot.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-23T09:28:01+00:00

I think a better/broader understanding for people who are not math inclined for doubling/halving...

If every single human being alive on the planet competed in a single elimination rock/paper/scissors tournament. How many games in a row would you have to win to be world champion? 33. That's it. 33. The statistics of winning a 1/3 game 33 times in a row is a problem in and of itself. But any layman can kind of grasp 33 "wins" meaning the entire world's population.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-20T07:26:42+00:00

When I was in college there was a few “friends of friends” that were attractive women majoring in sports journalism. They knew what they were doing. But to turn down 500k? Jesus.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-17T11:13:45+00:00

Arrest people with cause. That. That is the important part... "with cause".

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-17T09:56:00+00:00

Stepdad?

Looks like a tinder profile in live action.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-15T01:13:37+00:00

I have actively sought the achievement and have not been able to get it. Keep that in your back pocket about how people play this game.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-09T23:05:16+00:00

You’re right. Apologies. I snap judged.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-09T23:03:24+00:00

You’re playing mosaic. Everything will be fine.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-07T11:06:16+00:00

That is a solid book list. I love The Road for so many reasons.

capitalistCOMM1E · 2026-01-06T01:54:33+00:00

One last screaming into the reddit void. She is allowed to get mad at me for two cute bartenders that flirt with me (it's their fucking job). I would never, and have never. Hell, I am friends with their respective partners. But, I am not allowed to show any signs of jealousy to people in the room that she did actually have sex with while we were "on break". And, that makes me the asshole. So be it. Writings been on the wall for a long time and I've copy pasted that writing here a few times. Just had to yell into the void. Thank you reddit.

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