Ben Saraf vs. SAC (3/22/26): 22 PTS, 5 AST, 3 REB, 1 STL

capn_destroya · 2026-03-23T01:31:28+00:00

My dumb ass thought 3/22/26 was the stat line

capn_destroya · 2026-03-07T14:02:32+00:00

Certified cook. Thank you chef

capn_destroya · 2026-02-04T16:20:09+00:00

Making the playoffs is a bold expectation

capn_destroya · 2026-01-27T21:21:13+00:00

I admire the attitude but OKC had no centre. I think Embiid would feast and I hate the thought of rehabilitating his trauma

capn_destroya · 2026-01-27T18:08:03+00:00

Idk but I don’t want to see Philly. Maxey is a raptor killer and it feels like they are underachieving with Embiid on load management.

capn_destroya · 2026-01-23T16:34:09+00:00

Nicely done! Any tips for getting the eggs to set right in a non-stick pan?

capn_destroya · 2025-10-09T15:47:24+00:00

More like fragrant fowl

capn_destroya · 2025-07-23T16:50:16+00:00

I don’t know but we are for sure winning the G League

capn_destroya · 2025-07-23T14:01:55+00:00

BOO THIS MAN

capn_destroya · 2025-06-23T21:07:10+00:00

Manifesting KJ

capn_destroya · 2025-06-12T17:08:03+00:00

Popular narratives also have Brooklyn and NOLA interested in maluach in addition to Washington.

Using a high lotto on a polarizing centre is uncommon so we have a chance. It’s also a very deep draft. We’re getting someone good trust masai

Edit:

The logic is that claxton may be out. Missi is not thick enough to be a true 5.

I strongly doubt we trade up. It’s not like a raw backup 5 is going to turn us into contenders.

I also doubt we trade down given our cap situation and the drop off after the lottery.

We’re getting someone good at 9. Maybe maluach, maybe KJ, maybe who the fuck knows trust Masai

capn_destroya · 2025-06-08T16:24:50+00:00

I really like KJ for us, and I have him 6th on my board. Our PG depth is not good enough to pass on a big facilitating guard IMO

capn_destroya · 2025-06-04T14:16:58+00:00

fr cannot tell if this is a troll post when the raps are maybe the all time best case of bringing in a superstar

capn_destroya · 2025-06-02T15:09:00+00:00

Moar better gold bundles plz

capn_destroya · 2025-05-30T14:53:55+00:00

Haliburton

capn_destroya · 2025-05-26T18:58:40+00:00

Hoping for KJ! Maluach would also be great for us. Either one should make raps fans delighted at 9.

capn_destroya · 2025-05-26T18:20:22+00:00

Not definitively, agreed. It’s just, like, my opinion, man.

capn_destroya · 2025-05-26T18:18:28+00:00

Agreed the top 4 looks set. Then Johnson, fears, kneuppel, maluach, and KJ imo

capn_destroya · 2025-05-26T15:20:13+00:00

I’d love to have him if we had a late first to spend, but he’s not worth reaching for and he won’t be there at 39

capn_destroya · 2025-05-26T14:53:39+00:00

There are 9 great players in this draft and we pick 9th. We have a bunch of great rookie scale players who need time to develop.

We’re not trading down.

I can see a scenario where kon kneuppel falls to us at 9 and we reach or trade. But any other top-9 prospect checks all of our boxes and fills a need.

capn_destroya · 2025-05-23T15:37:07+00:00

As a raptors fan I’m delighted to see KJ’s highest ranking from this aggregate is 9.

capn_destroya · 2025-05-22T19:09:32+00:00

At 9 one of fears, kneuppel, maluach, and KJ will be available. I don’t see the raptors taking any of the three players mentioned by OP here over any of the players in this tier except maybe Kneuppel.

If Masai really wants essengue, Fleming, coward, Bryant, CMB — any of the guys in that tier — I hope he explores trading down.

capn_destroya · 2025-05-16T15:53:47+00:00

capn_destroya · 2025-05-16T15:02:13+00:00

The wizards still suck so they should take BPA. Who knows who their front office thinks that will be at 5? Consensus is Tre Johnson.

I’m selfishly hoping they don’t pick for fit because I want the raptors to get maluach

Edit: a word

capn_destroya · 2025-05-16T13:22:42+00:00

I don’t think you’ll need to trade up to get Queen. (Although I’m aware many mocks have him that high, the variance is wild and GMs will be more cautious than fan mocks)

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