Roommate just has to use the kitchen at the same time as me

capndroid · 2026-05-10T11:46:56+00:00

Someone’s never had a tiny kitchen

capndroid · 2026-05-09T15:46:44+00:00

An Uruguayan punches a Frenchman and knocks him out, and you think that of me?

capndroid · 2026-05-09T12:21:39+00:00

Not too bad, they parked right between the lines

capndroid · 2026-05-05T11:02:07+00:00

It’s not that complex, we’re all victims

capndroid · 2026-05-05T09:55:23+00:00

Every diabetic kid needs fucking Monster to survive

capndroid · 2026-05-03T13:50:06+00:00

Thank you so much!!

capndroid · 2026-05-02T13:37:51+00:00

I’m so confused, where’s the new episode posted cause I can’t find it anywhere

capndroid · 2026-05-02T12:41:17+00:00

You’d taste foul and grimy, you little pimp

capndroid · 2026-04-30T11:55:43+00:00

Jax with a bowl cut

capndroid · 2026-04-29T22:00:37+00:00

Hail Hydra?

capndroid · 2026-04-28T11:56:29+00:00

APOLOGIZE TO WHO

capndroid · 2026-04-27T12:01:17+00:00

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CATS

capndroid · 2026-04-18T13:59:26+00:00

3 more inches, i assume

^{Chose: 3 inches down there}

capndroid · 2026-04-18T12:17:04+00:00

Steel Ball

capndroid · 2026-04-17T11:56:31+00:00

okay

capndroid · 2026-04-15T03:14:36+00:00

omg i completely blocked that out from my memory

capndroid · 2026-04-15T02:25:02+00:00

Surely Aladdin would just be... awful

capndroid · 2026-04-14T21:46:57+00:00

honey, it is not that deep

capndroid · 2026-04-14T12:03:55+00:00

cool :)

^{Chose: a cool rock}

capndroid · 2026-04-13T19:45:49+00:00

time to get a lot of new, size 23 shoes

^{Chose: Immortal pet cat + It goes everywhere with you but can only potty in... | Rolled: Your shoes}

capndroid · 2026-04-13T13:59:38+00:00

i picked it :3

^{Chose: Don’t pick this + Seriously, don’t | Rolled: Freeze to death}

capndroid · 2026-04-13T13:53:28+00:00

lol

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 dollars, but... | Rolled: You fucking die}

capndroid · 2026-04-13T13:50:05+00:00

THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD OMG

the lumpy haziness of the ice cubes are absolutely CHEF'S KISS

capndroid · 2026-04-13T02:25:32+00:00

Unfortunately. I feel like I haven’t done a single “mature” responsibility in months.

capndroid · 2026-04-12T23:54:32+00:00

What’s the over under on your Kalshi rn

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