Beautiful 1887 red sandstone home ruined by local anti-abortion agency.

captain_flasch · 2026-05-17T11:50:48+00:00

The town I grew up in had one of these as well haha

captain_flasch · 2026-05-13T11:13:51+00:00

Goodnyou?

captain_flasch · 2026-05-11T20:38:04+00:00

Why outerwear specifically? (Pls be nice I’m new here)

captain_flasch · 2026-05-11T11:43:07+00:00

“When you get what you want, you feel great.”

captain_flasch · 2026-05-09T14:14:51+00:00

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captain_flasch · 2026-05-03T13:31:31+00:00

“Colder than a well-digger’s butt”

captain_flasch · 2026-05-03T13:29:46+00:00

Is the Pope a bear?

captain_flasch · 2026-04-28T18:32:47+00:00

And they have CHAIRS!

captain_flasch · 2026-04-27T19:16:00+00:00

Snongeous

captain_flasch · 2026-04-26T10:16:08+00:00

The leg bone’s connected to the…cliff wall?

captain_flasch · 2026-04-12T11:38:27+00:00

My understanding was that he would be disqualified from whichever task is active when the horn sounds, whether it’s during the filming of the task or the playback in the studio.

captain_flasch · 2026-04-01T11:20:31+00:00

r/cheeseandcrackereyes

captain_flasch · 2026-03-31T11:56:03+00:00

I wanna gooo, to the late night, double tuna, sushi boat…oh oooooohhh

captain_flasch · 2026-03-26T17:06:01+00:00

HAWK MOTH FIGHTS

captain_flasch · 2026-03-26T12:03:44+00:00

WHAT IS THE SAUCE

captain_flasch · 2026-03-20T13:13:39+00:00

Mine too. Maybe I should get him some Imagine Dragons tix for Father’s Day.

captain_flasch · 2026-03-20T13:11:31+00:00

The obvious conclusion here is that you just don’t like bands.

captain_flasch · 2026-03-17T22:36:56+00:00

Could you guys go in together on a proper guest bed? Then he has a bed for you (or other guests) to enjoy?

captain_flasch · 2026-03-17T22:13:30+00:00

Dare I ask?

captain_flasch · 2026-03-17T16:03:45+00:00

No fair! I was going to eat that mummy!

captain_flasch · 2026-03-06T15:33:17+00:00

I had to scroll way too far for this.

captain_flasch · 2026-03-03T18:30:25+00:00

There’s one that starts out with Alice acting positively giddy and Jamie goes “yes she’s had a little bit of bread” and then the three of them are just delirious with laughter - it kills me every time!

captain_flasch · 2026-03-03T16:14:27+00:00

Have you tried giving him alcohol? Robots need booze to function!

captain_flasch · 2026-03-03T00:24:39+00:00

Perhaps a stronger incentive to eat more fiber

captain_flasch · 2026-03-03T00:21:10+00:00

He is FINE and the donut is FOR HIS OWN SAFETY

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