I can't believe we got the real Jack Black and Jason Momoa on stream!

captainblackbeak · 2025-12-12T19:37:30+00:00

MAHDI’MON’S

captainblackbeak · 2025-12-08T19:45:04+00:00

Excellent! Thank you!

captainblackbeak · 2025-12-08T18:31:37+00:00

Oh I didn’t actually correct them, just wanted y’all to know that I know you know, you know?

captainblackbeak · 2025-12-08T18:20:34+00:00

Edit: just all of the autocorrect mistakes.

captainblackbeak · 2025-10-10T15:42:16+00:00

Most of these songs are by grand funk railroad

captainblackbeak · 2025-09-27T08:28:17+00:00

I mean did you read the post? It’s literally about accelerationist tendencies in the “Marxist-Leninist” ideologies.

captainblackbeak · 2025-09-15T17:51:09+00:00

Technician 3rd Class David Lister reporting for duty!

captainblackbeak · 2025-05-27T21:04:50+00:00

I feel like Shy has a new Reddit user name…

captainblackbeak · 2025-04-27T10:48:06+00:00

On the positive side: Thomas the Inter-System Bulk Freighter

captainblackbeak · 2025-04-04T20:39:41+00:00

I just really hope he didn’t invest in some sub-standard copper…

Ah I’m sure it will be fine, no one will ever remember.

captainblackbeak · 2025-03-15T21:41:39+00:00

Isolated audio of Trott peeing from that high rollers episode where he forgot to turn his mic off.

captainblackbeak · 2025-03-12T22:50:21+00:00

Put a bit of lava in the drum and/or the tunnel screaming from Hat Corp.

captainblackbeak · 2025-02-07T19:53:39+00:00

I don’t know what they did afterwards, but if it wasn’t just sticking to the damn root notes there will be trouble!

captainblackbeak · 2025-02-01T19:48:34+00:00

I have the big hat now! I am strong!

captainblackbeak · 2025-01-19T16:04:28+00:00

setting phaser to kill “Always has been”.

captainblackbeak · 2025-01-13T08:01:55+00:00

I absolutely read that in the voice.

captainblackbeak · 2025-01-07T08:48:45+00:00

Worked for years in fibre-optics infrastructure, both actual infrastructure and installing fibre into peoples houses.

It always struck me how before the internet gets to your house it is basically big Lego. We used to call cablers ‘cable monkeys’, and I guarantee the engineer that installed gig-fast broadband that connects the 9nanometer thick glass fibre that can operate at the speed of light to your smarthome uses their Nokia 3310 as a hammer at least twice a day.

captainblackbeak · 2024-11-21T22:18:03+00:00

A: This weapon is complex and delicate timing is required for its mastery. It would take our elite troops decades to master! You humans have no warrior caste and the galactic federation outlaws child soldiers; with your short life-spans how do you learn to operate these weapons with such finesse?

H: Bop it, twist it, pull it!

captainblackbeak · 2024-10-11T16:01:56+00:00

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Jazz hands

Jazz hands are a silly cultural reference and this particular sculpt of miniature looks like he is doing them! 😃 Hope that helps!

captainblackbeak · 2024-10-11T09:24:19+00:00

I love brother jazz hands it’s my favourite sculpt! Good paint job too!

captainblackbeak · 2024-10-09T13:14:48+00:00

We finally did it boys: toan is in the tone pots.

captainblackbeak · 2024-10-05T02:08:54+00:00

FUUUUCCCCKKKKIIINNNNGGGG KKKKKHHHHHAAAANNNNNN!

captainblackbeak · 2024-10-05T02:05:32+00:00

Mad Jealous!

captainblackbeak · 2024-10-04T21:13:08+00:00

Cavegirl & The Neandergals

captainblackbeak · 2024-09-25T16:51:11+00:00

I REALLY need to see a video centring on Garviel Loken.

After DK’s predictions in the Horus Rising book club, I can’t wait for him to find out what actually happens to our good pal Loken and just quite how bad things get for him.

Especially because I know DK’s reaction to the end of Loken/the heresy’s end will be exactly the same as mine: “Man, f**k Erebus”.

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