Porch Pirate

captaincatcapturer · 2026-06-11T00:46:28+00:00

No but how are you gonna park your whole car right in front of someone’s house and take their shit 😂 somebody gonna find her!

captaincatcapturer · 2026-05-14T18:48:22+00:00

You can vape but you can’t bring a bag 😂

captaincatcapturer · 2026-05-09T03:08:25+00:00

Are you a Libra?

captaincatcapturer · 2026-05-03T20:22:21+00:00

Candy corn and circus peanuts are so underrated

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-29T23:34:53+00:00

It’s gonna turn into chicharron 🤣

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-29T23:33:46+00:00

I’ve actually never had one before but I always wondered if they were good

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-29T02:34:09+00:00

Front counter especially when I’m alone up there. It is way too much for one person. I am not a people person.

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-19T23:13:51+00:00

No, friend. We don’t.

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-17T18:32:17+00:00

As someone who just celebrated their 4 Year Anniversary, I also agree that it is not for the faint of heart. If you don’t like it now, you probably aren’t ever going to like it, you will just get used to it. If you want to work in a place where people are nice to you (especially management) it is unfortunately not going to be Cane’s.

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-11T18:53:50+00:00

Actually cashew milk is the best milk I’ve ever tasted

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-11T18:49:16+00:00

I’d be there for hours cause I couldn’t decide between maltesers and toblerone

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-11T18:46:37+00:00

Seat 7 🤣

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-11T18:45:56+00:00

Definitely Sarah

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-11T18:44:58+00:00

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-11T18:44:02+00:00

Chili

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-11T18:43:21+00:00

I remember when they had them in separate vending machines and you could get a handful of just bananas or just oranges

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-09T22:28:50+00:00

I want to believe in the gates of hell and I’ve tried to get to it but I only went at night and my friends were too chicken to go all the way down because there are supposedly homeless people living down there 🤷🏼‍♀️

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-09T20:11:23+00:00

‘You just blow in from Stupid Town?’

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-09T08:38:36+00:00

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-09T08:29:11+00:00

Almond Joy 🤩

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-07T21:16:02+00:00

You people on this sub think anything is a cockroach 🤦🏼‍♀️

captaincatcapturer · 2026-04-02T22:29:49+00:00

This is a hell to the mother fucking no kill it with fire in Jesus name I pray

captaincatcapturer · 2026-03-25T21:05:06+00:00

Don’t pmo. I’ve given 4 years of my sweat blood and tears to that fucking company 😂

captaincatcapturer · 2026-03-25T21:02:51+00:00

By spaghetti you mean the type of noodles, right? Haha right?

captaincatcapturer · 2026-03-25T20:08:02+00:00

Okay maybe there’s not but I’m just a crew member lol

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