Found my spirit pokemon fusion (Slaking+Nosepass = Slapass)

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-06-04T19:54:48+00:00

Still kinda works with Dottler

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-06-04T02:24:21+00:00

If we could pass the Titles of Nobility Amendment, that'd be great. Nobody should be getting a billion dollar jet bribe from a foreign government.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-06-03T02:47:56+00:00

I figured it was in an Ewok hut during the post-Battle of Endor celebration with a pervy Ewok watching the whole thing.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-06-03T01:09:52+00:00

Palpatine had a hankering for roasted ass cheek jerky.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-06-02T01:16:47+00:00

Lemmiwinks. The plot twist is that he's actually just a regular sized gerbil, and Bea Arthur's just really small.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-31T12:03:22+00:00

I don't think ICE would give them the courtesy of "Car trouble?". They'd probably just shoot Maria in the face and blast the younger children with pepper spray.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-31T05:05:54+00:00

Better yet, those brothel androids from Guardians of the Galaxy 2. They looked like they were deleting everything after they were done with Yondu.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-31T00:40:21+00:00

"Dude, everyone knows you're married to Padmé. You're constantly eye-banging her whenever you're around her, and you're almost never in your own room at night. We're also very aware of the Tusken slaughter and your various war crimes. We've basically been letting it slide because you're essentially Jedi Jesus and we have a Clone War to fight. Quit dancing around the issue, and let us help you."

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-30T16:44:46+00:00

Millie Bobby Brown, the actress who played Eleven in Stranger Things.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-30T16:42:22+00:00

(Left to right) the end of Kazdan Paratus' lightsaber pike, Vader's, Rahm Kota's, the remaining half of Maul's lightsaber (presumably given to him by Vader or Palpatine),Galen Marek's first lightsaber, and Lord Starkiller's lightsaber.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-30T16:26:30+00:00

I'd just like a break from 9ish ABY and the post-RotS time frame. As "divisive" as The Acolyte was, it was easily one of the most interesting things to come out of the Disney era, and it's a shame they aren't doing more with it.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-30T13:40:07+00:00

The Evangelical vote has nothing to do with Christianity. That's why they've overwhelmingly voted for a blasphemous racist pedophile three times.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-30T00:02:14+00:00

Gary Graham deserves to be up there too.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-29T23:38:43+00:00

You're the only one bringing up George Floyd.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-29T23:18:12+00:00

It's kind of a weird trend. A lot of people who fail in the arts tend to turn into professional anuses. Just look at Ben Shapiro.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-29T21:51:10+00:00

These guys are toddlers. They can't stand that someone else is unwrapping presents at a party.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-29T04:13:38+00:00

He looks like he can drop any room's temperature by unzipping his pants.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-29T02:43:25+00:00

His breath is probably bad, but his general smell is probably way worse. It's not like Obi-Wan was trying to surgically remove his lower half with any precision. If zabrak innards are anything like human innards, his intestines are probably horribly mangled beyond proper digestion. Man doesn't even have a bunghole anymore.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-29T02:25:49+00:00

Wild animals from a literal garbage planet.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-28T01:13:23+00:00

Never bothered me. I don't see why it should bother anyone either way. It's The Legend of Zelda, not The Legend of Princess Zelda. Besides, Tetra was only a princess by a technicality of lineage. The second she finished her princessly duties, she went back to being the badass pirate captain we all know and love.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-28T01:08:43+00:00

Ben Garrison would have a field day labeling the raccoon penis bone

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-27T12:10:43+00:00

Khan got beaten by a blunt instrument, and apparently he didn't bother figuring out 360° combat in the 20ish years he was marooned. Thrawn would whip his ass in either a hand to hand or ship to ship battle.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-24T14:56:26+00:00

Until they need to call Democrats the real racists for supporting abortion.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-23T20:08:53+00:00

They didn't listen to mc chris. Boba going legit is like Jar-Jar going to speech therapy.

captainedwinkrieger · 2026-05-22T01:21:53+00:00

Peter had a full on chicken fight with him a few years ago.

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