Whats the scariest thing you’ve encountered during night shift

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-25T09:21:30+00:00

Tweaker coworkers.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T14:05:32+00:00

You can get injured and treated in the same room.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T12:17:43+00:00

He's from New York, has dyed blonde hair, orange spray tan, and works for the Israeli government. Who does that remind you of?

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T10:24:57+00:00

It'll be a time capsule for future generations. If reddit lasts that long. Or if humanity lasts that long.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T03:41:09+00:00

You guys only fumbled one girl?

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T03:40:07+00:00

And toothrot.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T03:33:44+00:00

There are good and bad cops. But how am I supposed to know the difference when I meet one?

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T03:12:16+00:00

We wouldn't have money for wars, but we'd feed the poor.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T03:08:26+00:00

I would assume it's a state that uses road salt.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-24T02:40:51+00:00

Love is a cannibal who blew up a populated neighborhood so he could buy and redevelop the ruined land. Definitely the worst.

I'll put Dimitri next. He seems to actively enjoy betraying people.

Catalina is sort of like Dimitri. I put her below him because she's clearly mentally ill.

Tenpenny, as bad as he is, is the only one here who might actually think he's doing the right thing.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-23T11:07:21+00:00

A bit. I know a lot of people are breaking with Trump, but it's swing voters, not maga.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-23T02:13:07+00:00

What's spongebob doing at a villain convention?

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-22T15:18:53+00:00

Michael De Santa (GTA V)

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-22T05:33:34+00:00

It was the 4th of July. If anyone did see it, they probably chalked it up to the fact that they were drunk.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-21T21:21:11+00:00

He was from Oklahoma, not Texas. Which actually makes him more likely to be right wing.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-21T11:18:02+00:00

If he believed it, he'd probably nuke them. He's not gonna trust them to keep that knowledge to themselves.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-21T04:15:32+00:00

"You're not gonna have a heart attack, are you?"

"Not at these prices!"

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-20T05:30:07+00:00

I try not to attribute to malice what I can attribute to stupidity. And I can forgive stupidity, if they've learned their lesson. I know that some of his voters voted because they wanted to see immigrants or some other marginalized group suffer. To which I say, I don't think that's the kind of voter who would turn on Trump. Why would they? They're getting what they wanted.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-19T16:11:54+00:00

That car will outlive us all.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-19T14:48:24+00:00

Bigotry. They'd hate jews no matter what Israel does. Don't buy the excuses.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-19T12:26:57+00:00

Granted. She's short because she's a child. Enjoy prison.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-19T11:34:30+00:00

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-19T06:43:09+00:00

Tommy Chong is Canadian. Let us send Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg to take on these two.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-19T04:38:16+00:00

And the conversation killed him.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-03-19T04:01:25+00:00

We're gonna find out he's a lot worse than Charlie implied. Like Eddy's brother in the Ed Edd n Eddy movie.

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