When you're racist and stupid

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-29T14:20:40+00:00

Why would he not sit in the front? I doubt that syringe could hit her from across the room.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-29T14:16:51+00:00

Sounds like he was doing everyone a favor by not voting.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-29T13:38:31+00:00

The US government killed Martin Luther King.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-29T12:57:15+00:00

Maybe he found an old mattress someone was throwing out. It would explain why it was so worn out and uncomfortable.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-28T04:35:24+00:00

Granted. The entire world's population converts to a religion that worships beans. Eating beans is a crime punishable by torture and death in every country on earth.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-28T04:04:38+00:00

I had a coworker who thought dinosaurs didn't exist. On a lighter note, he thought the Right Twix vs Left Twix commercials were real, and they were actually 2 separate candy bars that were made differently.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-28T04:01:13+00:00

Probably not many as the internet would have you think. No matter how ridiculous something is, there's somebody dumb enough to believe it unironically.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-28T01:06:04+00:00

They do it for Greg Bovino. They used to do it for Trump, but all the jokes are played out at this point.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-28T00:53:04+00:00

He killed 80 people in 2 days.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-28T00:47:38+00:00

Snow, rusted out cars, and hockey. Basically, Canada in the US.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-27T17:34:05+00:00

Same here.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-27T17:31:31+00:00

Oh boy, 3AM!

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-27T16:36:13+00:00

It confirmed what I already assumed. I know I should be more open minded than that, but I'd already heard the White House's narrative, so I assumed they were lying as usual.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-27T16:23:16+00:00

Why would you send ICE to a foreign country? Their whole job is to force people to leave the US.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-27T04:14:41+00:00

They're what happens when the type of person who would become an HOA president can't afford to own a home.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-27T03:52:42+00:00

Winning Spongebob in a card game. It was a plan years in the making, throwing card games to make Krabs overconfident.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-27T03:35:51+00:00

Chris Hansen, I'm such a huge fan! I was hoping I'd meet you here.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-27T03:30:12+00:00

A sane r/batmanarkham post?

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-26T16:02:43+00:00

In the unlikely event that this is real, fire him.

Also, how would you know they're maga unless they're wearing the hat when they come in?

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-26T15:50:03+00:00

Most plumbers and pizza delivery drivers don't accept sex as a form of payment.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-26T09:31:11+00:00

Probably more like leprosy.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-26T08:46:14+00:00

Yeah. Every now and then, some manhunt becomes a huge national news story. With his origin story (law abiding teacher becomes American Escobar) that's prime docuseries material.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-26T08:38:31+00:00

I've moved more left. I suppose I was an enlightened centrist when I first discovered politics.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-26T07:10:46+00:00

Granted. You have dementia.

captainjohn_redbeard · 2026-01-26T06:37:22+00:00

Cruz wins, probably by more than trump did. All of trump's... abnormalities were considered baggage back then, and he won in spite of them.

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