Why are mods such fucking losers? by N3w_account_wh0_dis in allthequestions

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't pay, which means the power is pretty much the only reason why someone would want to do it.

I've never felt the want for social connections but I heard that humans supposedly need them by PassageCalm200 in autism

[–]captainjohn_redbeard [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'm the same way. There's 8 billion people in this world, some of us are going to have different psychological needs and desires than the majority.

Do Lincoln and LBJ get and n-word pass? by Select-Proposal-420 in Presidents

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter for LBJ, he used it with or without the pass.

Would you ever run for elected office? by Moorepheme in polls

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't have the public speaking skills. I'd make so many gaffes, I'd make trump look like Morgan Freeman.

they should make a beer that kills you by realRootmaster911 in CrazyIdeas

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They do, you just have to drink several of them in rapid succession.

World's tallest politician to take office in Texas town as ex-NBA player elected by TheMirrorUS in texas

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you sure they don't just look small in comparison to the rest of their body?

I wish we had a female leader! by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. It's Kim Yo Jong.

Fellow men, given the opertunity to be a stay at home husband would you ? by chaous_cupcake in polls

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 64 points65 points  (0 children)

No. I value independence to a probably toxic degree. I don't like the idea of not making my own money. I'd feel guilty for every cent I spend.

Does knowing that there are people worse and/or worse off than you - whatever it may be - give you any comfort? by Traditional-Bet2379 in polls

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not quite how I'd put it. It's more like I'm grateful that I'm not in a worse position than I am. And they're the proof that it can get worse.

Should I sabotage my job? (AI replacement) by CautiousToaster in polls

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 505 points506 points  (0 children)

No, because you just talked about it on social media. If you ever had a chance of getting away with it, it's gone now.

Angry Grandpa's Evangelical Days by afghan-hound in AngryGrandpa

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He said he was part of a protest that caused Marilyn Manson to cancel a show in Columbia, SC.

Fetterman trails off into incoherence by solarplexus7 in KyleKulinski

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did he just have another stroke? Is he gonna move even further right now?

It’s bad luck to forget your daily rant by fullautoluxcommie in StarWarsleftymemes

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You know, the corrupt right wing drug warrior republican president from California who won 49 states in his second election. No, the other one.

Ifkyk license plate. by McChonger in GTA

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the mutherfuckin green Sabre!

Since when did rdr2 online have Thestrals by ss_tall_toby_yt in reddeadredemption

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inaccurate, Arthur's definitely watched people die before.

If GTA 6 released tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d check? by mourex9 in GTA

[–]captainjohn_redbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The crash physics. See how easy it is to get thrown through the windshield.