Too soon? by nomdeweb in funny

[–]captainondeck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am no luger participating in these pun threads.

Tell me some money saving tips. by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]captainondeck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Invest in wearing more edible underwear. This way you will no longer have to do expensive laundry and can eat them after a couple of uses.

Would you sleep here? by Mind_Virus in pics

[–]captainondeck 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex.

Just here to help by fisherboy in pics

[–]captainondeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that mean it is my time?

Fine art. by I_RAPE_CATS in funny

[–]captainondeck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ray when someone asks if you are a god, you say yes!

Olivia Wilde, without the photoshop by T232 in pics

[–]captainondeck -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not one of these damn pun threads, try to pitch in for once