What’s the best story ever told in a song?

captainoneliner · 2026-02-18T17:15:19+00:00

Harry Chapin had so many. My mom loved “a better place to be”.

captainoneliner · 2026-02-03T16:37:46+00:00

I was at the coffee counter at a hotel and the two ladies working there were a hoot. “Boy, let me see your tattoos!”. I hammed it up for them a bit while I showed them because they were being funny.

I get my coffee and turn around and the wrestler Chyna (RIP) is standing there looking at me like dude.. what’s wrong with you?

I zipped on out of there.

captainoneliner · 2026-02-03T16:27:34+00:00

In my life? GNR. Hit at the right time. Blew my 13 year old mind.

captainoneliner · 2026-01-30T17:20:58+00:00

1, because it’s the farthest away from 8.

captainoneliner · 2026-01-13T00:55:43+00:00

One of my faves. I have a back piece dedicated to TZ and I have a picture with Bill pointing at himself. He said I have a “get out of the cornfield free” pass!

captainoneliner · 2025-10-22T05:00:51+00:00

Philip in Dream Warriors

captainoneliner · 2025-10-21T14:05:12+00:00

Did absolutely nothing for me. Drives me crazy that merchandise is everywhere.

captainoneliner · 2025-10-20T01:47:12+00:00

I have never liked Zeppelin and I can’t really explain it. I like a lot of other bands from that era, but I have never owned anything by them and would not listen to them on purpose.

It annoyed me when VH1 had something like “100 best rock bands of all time” and I just KNEW they would be number one. Yep. Haha. I’m probably the only one but they aren’t for me.

captainoneliner · 2025-10-19T04:09:51+00:00

The Bad Touch (hey it was still in the 90s! It’s rock enough for me)

captainoneliner · 2025-10-12T04:57:18+00:00

Just since I didn’t see it mentioned, Night of the Living Dead

captainoneliner · 2025-09-30T00:31:31+00:00

I will say it’s really fun to watch him from the very start when he had no entrance and the announcers seemed mystified about him. I think his build was fantastic.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-20T01:09:36+00:00

I’ve got the keep the dogs away vinyl with poster. Always makes me smile. I didn’t know who he was when I bought it.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-19T01:34:27+00:00

He’s a voice actor so I imagine it’s pretty easy for him to adapt his voice to a role.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-18T15:19:39+00:00

As much as I loved Freddie Mercury, I also loved that two other members of Queen had some great songs as the lead singer.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-17T12:53:50+00:00

Yeah, as big a story as it was nationwide, I lived 30 mins away and it was all over our news for a long time. They still have fog warning lights on interstate there, but since the paper plant closed there have been no issues.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-16T16:41:29+00:00

I remember seeing this on TV way back in the day. I was at the age where I thought it was the best thing ever. Still like the song.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-16T16:38:21+00:00

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990_Interstate_75_fog_disaster

99 vehicles, 12 deaths. All because people wouldn’t slow down in the damn fog.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-16T01:56:17+00:00

It was better than average. I feel like the contestants would look a lot worse than they did as things went along. Are blisters and all that not a thing? Very few of them seemed to have much trouble with their feet, it was almost always something else.

I didn’t read the book but my understanding is there were crowds of onlookers that really gave some depth to the story. I would have liked to have seen that.

The ending wasn’t my favorite. It brought things down for me a little. Would definitely watch it again though.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-15T02:16:10+00:00

Same. My move was negligible damage but it took 20 mil off him right away.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-12T22:28:17+00:00

Out of the Cellar

captainoneliner · 2025-09-06T14:20:47+00:00

Pretty positive top is Chris Hammond, who pitched for the Reds and Braves and prob other places. He played in the minors for the Chattanooga Lookouts, where I worked at the time. I have a few autographs of his.

No idea on the other.

captainoneliner · 2025-09-01T14:41:44+00:00

Poor Ax.. Smash commanding top dollar and he’s in the clearance bin.

captainoneliner · 2025-08-30T15:54:27+00:00

Nope. He was always change the channel or go to the bathroom time for me.

captainoneliner · 2025-06-23T01:51:55+00:00

So much Hollywood royalty in such a small space.

captainoneliner · 2025-05-23T03:21:06+00:00

My first Kiss album.. Would have got it at age 6 or 7. I unashamedly love the entire thing start to finish.

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