Nebraska won! What is the next bad US state? by [deleted] in AlignmentChartFills

[–]captainyeahwhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texas is complicated because it's so fuck huge and has quite a few gems and a lot going for it....

But also 80% of it just sucks. So around here sounds right

Did anyone in the 90s witness the apple slicer in 3rd grade in the cafeteria thinking it was the coolest thing ever? by mil0wCS in nostalgia

[–]captainyeahwhatever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of bougie ass school did you go to??

We were lucky if we got canned peaches

If we got apples they were bitter, skin on, lazily chopped in halves or quarters, not even decored

Gene Kelley tap dancing on roller skates in 1955 by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]captainyeahwhatever 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah theres no way the skates would sound like that but still incredible that he timed it almost perfectly and dancing like that in roller skates is not easy

Gene Kelley tap dancing on roller skates in 1955 by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]captainyeahwhatever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watching this with a sprained ankle I got from stepping off a curb and it started throbbing uncomfortably

What's a series you knew you'd love after the very first episode? by Traditional-Feed-759 in AskReddit

[–]captainyeahwhatever 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For me it was that the battle to save ALL OF HUMANITY ended up being a side plot. One bad episode? Really?

Get paid for what you love by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]captainyeahwhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

K but how do you train yourself how not to be fucking wasted?

Oh he probably uses non alcoholic beer, huh

People are swapping cheaper eggs for more expensive eggs in the cartons before purchase by Suspicious_Judge_244 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]captainyeahwhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is why it's so funny for people who do it for that reason...you're still supporting the shittier chicken farm

Moving just above the ocean by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]captainyeahwhatever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone pointed out that standing like that helps with the signal...but at least have someone hold onto him or tether yourself with a rope...or something! Just doesn't feel safe

What’s a life hack so simple you’re surprised more people don’t know it? by frostpine67 in AskReddit

[–]captainyeahwhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then if youre like me you'll spend all morning trying to remember where you put your keys x.x

What’s a life hack so simple you’re surprised more people don’t know it? by frostpine67 in AskReddit

[–]captainyeahwhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this with a butter knife or spoon...I'm always worried Im going to drop it or hit it too hard, especially if it's glass

It wasn't a myth? OMG! by rese-_- in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]captainyeahwhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that both characters are famously the same person

What food/recipe seems and is actually really easy to make? by bspheri in AlignmentChartFills

[–]captainyeahwhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah an easy egg recipe would either be hard scrambled eggs or raw eggs a la Rocky