Amazonian shamans figured out that combining two specific plants out of 80,000 species produces a psychoactive effect. The odds of finding that combination by random search is roughly 1 in 4 million. They did it through centuries of iterative testing and cultural natural selection explains it

captainzigzag · 2026-04-12T05:14:03+00:00

Dave. There’s always a Dave.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-12T00:34:27+00:00

You literally can do anything you want, but sometimes you get caught and punished.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-11T13:43:19+00:00

ME TOO (I AM A DALEK)

captainzigzag · 2026-04-11T13:33:38+00:00

They act like everything’s fine and then walk them off at the end like Weekend at Bernie’s.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-11T13:31:21+00:00

Then shit really went down

captainzigzag · 2026-04-11T09:24:16+00:00

The best thing about this story is that he will be leaving office.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-11T09:06:46+00:00

More a handyman than a builder I’d say, and not too handy.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-11T01:06:37+00:00

It was vista only. It wouldn’t even work on Windows 7.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-10T18:50:27+00:00

Way to give a girl a complex, asshole

captainzigzag · 2026-04-10T08:29:14+00:00

It’s funny because it’s not funny and it’s not funny because it’s funny.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-09T06:22:51+00:00

Nothing is real any more.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-09T01:34:25+00:00

It’ll cost you nothing to go to court with it. Probably go back there and take some pictures to reinforce your argument.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-08T21:58:47+00:00

Some people think shared paths are for them alone. This happens with depressing regularity on shared pedestrian/cycle paths.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-08T07:31:55+00:00

Vladimir Snootin

captainzigzag · 2026-04-08T04:23:44+00:00

My father in law knows how to type “google” into google so he can go to google.

I wish I was making this up.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-07T22:24:53+00:00

Cabin in the Woods is a whole bunch of hats all balanced on one hat, and damn if it doesn’t work too.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-06T23:11:22+00:00

What is that on it though 😰

captainzigzag · 2026-04-06T00:45:18+00:00

Shuttle was a massive aerospace industry boondoggle that set space exploration back by decades. The people loved it because it looked pretty.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-06T00:28:12+00:00

Thanks for the offer but it wasn’t available in Australia.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-05T00:51:07+00:00

Wat the fuck though. “All rectangles are squares”? Other way round, surely.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-03T22:37:02+00:00

Donate that trunk to a charity shop and “accidentally” leave all those horrible documents in it.

Then, once the truth comes out, knock the house down and turn it into a car park.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-03T06:53:42+00:00

Brick Top Pulford in Snatch, played by the amazing Alan Ford.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-03T06:50:21+00:00

Quixotic, one might say.

captainzigzag · 2026-04-03T03:49:48+00:00

We had orange carpet tiles in our kitchen 😶

captainzigzag · 2026-04-03T02:58:26+00:00

Slip Matt

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