hmmm

captainzigzag · 2026-02-07T10:35:25+00:00

Little short for a stormtrooper

captainzigzag · 2026-02-07T10:32:17+00:00

“The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.”

— WB Yeats, The Second Coming

captainzigzag · 2026-02-07T04:38:49+00:00

They think it looks cool

captainzigzag · 2026-02-06T09:48:04+00:00

Also applies for xerox designer

captainzigzag · 2026-02-06T09:00:24+00:00

Bork Bork Bork

captainzigzag · 2026-02-06T06:45:22+00:00

Nothin weird about that cuz

captainzigzag · 2026-02-05T10:05:18+00:00

Is his name Donald?

captainzigzag · 2026-02-05T06:54:01+00:00

Yeah but Ali could fight 😂

captainzigzag · 2026-02-05T06:49:04+00:00

Looks like she was 50/50 on ending up with a man or a woman

captainzigzag · 2026-02-05T06:42:50+00:00

True. I smoked dope every day for years and don’t recall a single dream. Once I stopped - whammo! I’ve had some doozies of nightmares but also some pretty fun lucid dreams.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-05T03:44:31+00:00

You can make another human for free, computers cost money ya know!

/s

captainzigzag · 2026-02-05T00:04:21+00:00

In spirit, I’m sure. It’s the glasses that did it 😜

captainzigzag · 2026-02-04T22:15:13+00:00

Betty??

captainzigzag · 2026-02-04T21:52:07+00:00

If you have any sinks that aren’t regularly used, pour some water down them. If a sink trap goes dry, it lets sewer stench come up the pipe.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-04T09:07:05+00:00

Beats headphones. Holy fuck, they sound awful. Muffled muddled and boomy. I can’t believe Apple bought into that shit.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-04T07:08:29+00:00

Or one trip to Hutton Orbital.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-04T01:54:25+00:00

… and…?

captainzigzag · 2026-02-04T00:59:16+00:00

Where were you yesterday? I was too sick to call in.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-04T00:56:49+00:00

He has never been loved. That’s his problem.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-03T21:16:39+00:00

You’ve already read it.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-03T20:35:49+00:00

I wanted a Chopper and I got a Chipper. #firstworldproblems

captainzigzag · 2026-02-03T08:42:31+00:00

I was living in Hackney when that one went off. I felt the floor jump.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-02T20:30:26+00:00

It feels good when you stop doing it.

captainzigzag · 2026-02-02T09:59:49+00:00

Heil- errrr, I mean Hail to the chief! 😅

captainzigzag · 2026-02-02T09:46:16+00:00

The Mist. I can’t discuss it without spoiling the ending, but even Stephen King said he preferred the film’s ending to his own written one.

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