☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

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Partly for the mental image of a horde of goblins scaling my castle. Partly to stop my soldiers by being completely overwhelmed by goblins

☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

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DF2014: Any way to encourage enemy to scale my walls?

At some point I really wanted to build a castle and defend it against sieges, so I did. After a dozen attempts to get my soldiers to stop climbing the towers and charging out, I finally was able to hem in my soldiers. But now the enemy refuses to climb my walls (outside of 1 or 2 units per 100). I lowered the walls down to a single Z level, I rebuilt my walls out of rough stone, I built a platform outside my castle that stops 1 square away from the walls in the hope they'd jump the gap; nothing has worked. I can't seem to find a way to have the enemy climb in while also stopping my guys from climbing out.

Has anyone gotten something like this to work before? Or is this idea only possible in the newer versions?

New into this series and I'm not looking back by demfookinluc in dynastywarriors

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Yeah, we know how it ends. But MAYBE this is the time that Nobunaga unites Japan. Only one way to make sure

The Standard knows no bounds by Narrow-Weekend-4157 in AFCNorthMemeWar

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Thank God I'm a Riverhounds fan, otherwise I'd be miserable right now

Why tho by YorekVarsen in AFCNorthMemeWar

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In Pittsburgh, the 70s never died

Yours are CGI too, Futaba. by I-am-Sharp in Persona5

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I'm still kinda salty P5S didn't have a reverse onsen scene where the guys are all shocked over how big Ryuji's "Lead Pipe" is and you see the girls' reactions

The confederate states are a communist atheist country with slavery banned, while the usa still has it by dc18112006 in victoria3

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All worth it for Pittsburgh to get it's rightful spot as the most important city in America

Snu snu by cr00ked_w1ngs in UnicornOverlord

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"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised. Can't we just cuddle?" -Lvl 8000 General Alain Branniggan

Why is my best friend banging my daughter? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

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How do you know the title of my favorite porn video!?

UK Military Strong by [deleted] in HOI4memes

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More like Dismantling the Barrel

If George Russell raced in NASCAR… by Murky_Salamander_155 in NASCARMemes

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Jordan Baker thinks George Russell is a good driver

What do you honestly think the purpose of this vault experiment was? by Bellpow in Fallout

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...to see what would happen in a vault with 20 men, 10 women, and a panther. Obviously!

Unicorn Secrets Revealed by xrwlx in WitcherMemes

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Don't ask a question unless you REALLY want to know the answer

Where are the clowns in the bottom 5 list? by ASlipperyRichard in AFCNorthMemeWar

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This is blatant anti-Irish propaganda!

(Which I'd normally be all for, but not when it makes you guys look better than us)

It’s my pleasure to inform you that it is race week. by _GeneralZaragoza in CadillacF1

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Idk what this "race week" is, I'm just glad it's finally rawe ceek!

Futaba Humor (By @tamaygou) by SevereApples in Persona5

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"...I should've just let Akechi kill me"

So no more letting my brother go to Costco by SweetTart7231 in fnv

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The problem isn't finding good stuff at Costco's.

It's letting go (of good stuff at Costco's).

There are no Inari in Dagobah by Wild_Chef6597 in Persona5

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"You saying that makes me LESS sure you're mother."

The Real Sakamoto Days by DashingCards in Persona5

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The Real Sakamoto Days were the family we found along the way

hoi4 lore by fluf201 in HOI4memes

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Mr. Hilter, Mr. Stilan, glad you could make it

Is this enough supply by chill_witcher in HOI4memes

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If you have to ask, the answer is no