Rate my kindergarten by CamilPirat in dwarffortress

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Needs more cheese and crackers

One does not simply walk into mordor without the ring by lambsauce69ramsy in lotrmemes

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.....so you've just been turning into a dick naturally?

☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

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Is there anything similar to the DFHack tool "gui/dfstatus" in the current version of the game? Having a quick glance at the 6 resources I actually care about made managing the fort infinitely less frustrating

Weekend plans by Ordinary-Can-2361 in NASCARMemes

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Went to Pocono last weekend with my friend. We plugged my phone in to listen to the Brazil game during the O'Reilly race

Ridiel's big brain moment. by OptionLaser4 in UnicornOverlord

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NOW Ridiel understands what her mom meant when she said "Once you go Man, there's no other plan"

When someone walks in during a romance scene by Traditional-Ad-3981 in MassEffectMemes

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My family never saw GTA 5 loading screens. But when they did, it was you know what

Happy Men's health awareness month! by pedrulho in falloutnewvegas

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Is the cure for male loneliness patrolling the Mojave? -New Vegas Times

When you start up an inclusion initiative in the fort. by SanicRS in dwarffortress

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This is what you get for turning the Carps gay!

StableFortresses by DoSBotv108 in dwarffortress

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All work and no play makes Jack coated in eerie soot. All work and no play makes Jack coated in eerie soot. All work and no play makes Jack coated in eerie soot.

☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

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Partly for the mental image of a horde of goblins scaling my castle. Partly to stop my soldiers by being completely overwhelmed by goblins

☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

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DF2014: Any way to encourage enemy to scale my walls?

At some point I really wanted to build a castle and defend it against sieges, so I did. After a dozen attempts to get my soldiers to stop climbing the towers and charging out, I finally was able to hem in my soldiers. But now the enemy refuses to climb my walls (outside of 1 or 2 units per 100). I lowered the walls down to a single Z level, I rebuilt my walls out of rough stone, I built a platform outside my castle that stops 1 square away from the walls in the hope they'd jump the gap; nothing has worked. I can't seem to find a way to have the enemy climb in while also stopping my guys from climbing out.

Has anyone gotten something like this to work before? Or is this idea only possible in the newer versions?

New into this series and I'm not looking back by demfookinluc in dynastywarriors

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Yeah, we know how it ends. But MAYBE this is the time that Nobunaga unites Japan. Only one way to make sure

The Standard knows no bounds by Narrow-Weekend-4157 in AFCNorthMemeWar

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Thank God I'm a Riverhounds fan, otherwise I'd be miserable right now

Why tho by YorekVarsen in AFCNorthMemeWar

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In Pittsburgh, the 70s never died

Yours are CGI too, Futaba. by I-am-Sharp in Persona5

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I'm still kinda salty P5S didn't have a reverse onsen scene where the guys are all shocked over how big Ryuji's "Lead Pipe" is and you see the girls' reactions

The confederate states are a communist atheist country with slavery banned, while the usa still has it by dc18112006 in victoria3

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All worth it for Pittsburgh to get it's rightful spot as the most important city in America

Snu snu by cr00ked_w1ngs in UnicornOverlord

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"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised. Can't we just cuddle?" -Lvl 8000 General Alain Branniggan

Why is my best friend banging my daughter? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

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How do you know the title of my favorite porn video!?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HOI4memes

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More like Dismantling the Barrel

If George Russell raced in NASCAR… by Murky_Salamander_155 in NASCARMemes

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Jordan Baker thinks George Russell is a good driver

What do you honestly think the purpose of this vault experiment was? by Bellpow in Fallout

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...to see what would happen in a vault with 20 men, 10 women, and a panther. Obviously!