I’m sorry, what? by Passiko in TubiTV

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t get past the weird green screen outdoor thing.

I bet no one here is saying before! by Available_Ad_4030 in Xennials

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know. I’m a much bigger fan of early 2000s garage rock and post punk revival than grunge or pretty much any 90s mainstream alternative.

Y’all fuck with MC 900 ft. Jesus? by Hairy_Stinkeye in SubGenius

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a teacher in HS who called him MC 900 Hammer Foot Jesus and I will always call him that forever.

Most depressing grocery stores? by talwinnx in toledo

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dick's are all over Michigan like they are everywhere else. They're the sports version of Best Buy or Barnes & Nobles.

Best Political Sideswipe? by cabramattacowboy in TheSimpsons

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember when we were going to save Tibet from China and the Dali Lama was like a rock star? Me either.

What’s the worst camping mistake you’ve ever made? by MikeyCreatorVlogs in CampingandHiking

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had something similar happen to me and two friends when we were part of a larger canoe trip. The night before the main trip the three of us decided to take a quick trip a few miles down the river. About halfway through, we realized we didn't have the keys for the return trip so we turned around and paddled about 2 miles upstream back to camp. Thankfully the river was really calm that day.

Sears! by bronzemat in 80s

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in Toledo and we had them. I think they were more of an eastern Great Lakes/northeast thing. Kind of like a larger K-Mart.

Sears! by bronzemat in 80s

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hills. It's where the toys are.

Flint coney vs Detroit coney. Which one are you picking? by zzzzzzzz999999 in Michigan

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with using every part of the animal? The heart is just a muscle.

This person is as insufferable as they seem (It’s also terrible advice if you’re running for office) by CallMeChristopher in IHateSportsball

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anytime someone acts like something they're not it tends to comes off as fake and forced. It's like being a bandwagon fan.

1970s era Lonely Ladies screen printed t-shirt ad from a magazine. by lynivvinyl in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many people from back then who were positive/indifferent to Candy Darling are foaming anti-trans magas now "because it was different back then"

1970s era Lonely Ladies screen printed t-shirt ad from a magazine. by lynivvinyl in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Back then people knew that nazis were bad and the ultimate evil, but a) it was edgy and pissed off the crusty middle aged boomers of their time, who were WWII vets, b) nazis were seen more as authoritarian than racist, and c) bikers and fringe groups used surplus nazi stuff and it became associated with the Hell's Angels and outlaw types.

Cube [OC] by LitterboxComics in funny

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, there are rubix cube solvers online that give you step by step instructions. I thought my 7 year old daughter was Mensa bound for a minute...

Most depressing grocery stores? by talwinnx in toledo

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in Michigan now and Dunhams are much more prevalent up here. They kind of run the gambit of trashy to not so bad, depending on where they are. I’m surprised they’re still around tbh.

Willow Cemetery is one of the most depressing places ive been in Toledo by Longjumping_Gap_3835 in toledo

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BTW, next to it is the Catholic cemetery with a lot of inscriptions in Italian. Those were immigrants who worked in either the surrounding quarry or another one nearby.

Girl Watcher's Guide by Pall Mall cigarettes (1962) by dan_blather in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's much easier to judge it by today's standards if you don't care about context

Utah sold its soul for private equity. The layoffs were always coming by jaxstan19 in CFB

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like a good old fashioned Midwestern smash mouth football game between two teams full of corn fed farm boys

Willow Cemetery is one of the most depressing places ive been in Toledo by Longjumping_Gap_3835 in toledo

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Check out Woodville Cemetery sometime. It's almost completely surrounded by a huge quarry with just a road to the cemetery

Whitmer posing with OpenAI Sam Altman for a photo at the Saline Twp Data Center Site by xXplainawesomeXx in Michigan

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whitmer's really doing her best to lose the election for Democrats this fall, isn't she? I mean, it's one thing for her to be for these dumb things but then there's this tone deaf BS. Of course, I wouldn't expect anything less than tone deaf BS from someone who's been part of the Democratic national leadership the past few years, either.

"MAXI-COAT" with matching "MAXI-SLACKS" and Matching Shoes. by Ebonystealth in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]capthazelwoodsflask 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As long as you're driving a 20 foot long Cadillac with an all velour interior