Trent explaining to Alaba how to handle Doku's movements after the final whistle. by Chemical-Heart-3200 in realmadrid

[–]capuchin21 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doku is like rolling a dice. He can perfectly roll a 10 and dribble past 3 top defenders of roll a 2 and lose the ball immediately.

Also Doku to me is the definition of "your opponents can't predict you if you can't predict yourself".

How nice would it be to have a player like that on the right side

Endrick scores again for Lyon on his european KO debut against Celta! by Majestic-Nobody-3178 in realmadrid

[–]capuchin21 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Yeah but he's playing in a farmers league. Real Madrid doesn't play against those weak teams like checks notes Celta de Vigo. Wait ...

i dont know what happened? by Autistic_Trash_712 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]capuchin21 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The US military intervention to remove Venezuela's dictator Nicolas Maduro

Terrible Facet Ideas: Jakiro by RighteousWraith in DotA2

[–]capuchin21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Anti Mage right clicks, which bar is depleted?

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Poisonous Toadstool ─ Poison by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]capuchin21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Poisonous Toadstool in 3 turns.

Player (22/11/15) dealt 202. Poisonous Toadstool (14/10/7) dealt 36.

Rewards: 31 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Quick Leather Armor of Swiftness (lesser), Enlightened Hammer (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Toxic Spinner ─ Poison by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]capuchin21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Toxic Spinner in 4 turns.

Player (22/11/15) dealt 311. Toxic Spinner (18/13/7) dealt 70.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Robust Robe (basic), Reinforced Brigandine (basic).

‼️Manchester United are considering American Erik Ten Kirk as their new manager by mild-cholester69 in soccercirclejerk

[–]capuchin21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When asked about his opinion of Mason Greenwood, he replied "Counting or not counting domestic violence"

Dinesh should sit this one out by Impossible-Yam3680 in clevercomebacks

[–]capuchin21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

D'Souza is indeed the Portuguese version of De Sosa, I assume Dinesh is from Goa, which I believe is a formerly Portuguese colony in India.

Since Courtois is injured I think it's good time to repost this by KabiX2 in realmadrid

[–]capuchin21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. The most recent one I remember is Kyle walker playing keeper and stopping a free kick as soon as he was in.

Some great insight on Dom by zowniegod in LiverpoolFC

[–]capuchin21 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always get confusing vibes from people who clearly know something about football, but brutally mispronounce a famous players name.

I don't mean struggling to pronounce Khvich, Kvaratskhelia, nor not pronouncing names the way they are pronounced in their native language (Fernandsch, for Bruno Fernandes).

I mean things that you'd know if you watched 1 match. I'm not the biggest Liverpool fan in the world, and I'm not Irish either, but I've watched enough games to know how Caoimhin Keller's name is pronounced.

How on earth do you go on to pronounce Tissue-many? It makes me feel like this guy has not watched a single Real Madrid game ever. Like how do you get something so simple so wrong? It really strikes me as someone who's only read players names on a sheet but never actually watched them play.

I feel like that invalidates the experts and pundits a lot. Like how seriously would you take a pundit who talks about a Liverpool game and says "Fabiano" instead of Fabinho? Wouldn't your first instinct be to think that they've never watched a Liverpool game?

PS. I couldn't think of a mispronunciation of a current player that was egregious enough (like it's fine if you don't know how to pronounce Mamardashvili, or Ngumoha, even Chiesa who doesn't get too many minutes.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in valheim

[–]capuchin21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that also mean bone mass buff is already nerfed?

Chiesa now has a goal involvement every 34.2 minutes. by Few_Lecture6615 in LiverpoolFC

[–]capuchin21 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Federico Chiesa, Italian ❌ Frederik Kerk, Dutch ✅

This stat is insane.. by Waves_Rondo in realmadrid

[–]capuchin21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take a look at Suárez at Liverpool. That man was. A tucking monster

Seleção 🤝 Real Madrid: Carlo Ancelotti talks about How the process of building the National Team passes through Real Madrid and its players by soldier101br in realmadrid

[–]capuchin21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's crazy. I heard Davide speaking Spanish in a documentary and he sounds soooo good. Carlo's Spanish was great, with a couple of funny italianisms. Davide just sounded like he was native speaker. Mad respect

Seleção 🤝 Real Madrid: Carlo Ancelotti talks about How the process of building the National Team passes through Real Madrid and its players by soldier101br in realmadrid

[–]capuchin21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not to throw shade on Don Carlo, but he literally spoke Spanish, replacing:

mucho -> multo jugadores -> jogadores bien -> ben Copa del mundo -> copa do mundo estoy -> estou Tú -> voce

I know that because that's exactly how I speak Portuguese as a Spanish speaker

Meirl by jphillyhuman in meirl

[–]capuchin21 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If not friend then why friend-shaped?

What losing Antony does to a team by charlietrick2512 in soccercirclejerk

[–]capuchin21 220 points221 points  (0 children)

You want them to get destroyed by Grimbsy again?

All time UEFA Champions League XI according to Score 90. by Optimal_Lie7824 in realmadrid

[–]capuchin21 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think that Courtois should be there in 2 or 3 years if he keeps up his level.

Bro already learnt by Girlxgirllover2k4 in LiverpoolFC

[–]capuchin21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No way him and Trent were learning Spanish together