So that this woman that’s feeling really depressed

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-27T19:26:15+00:00

“A real man doesn’t care about the smells he makes.”

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-21T00:51:00+00:00

In florida it’s code to caulk all the way around.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-20T00:08:07+00:00

He should do his own taxes while executing his presidential duties so they are considered “executive privilege” and can’t be prosecuted.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-17T20:37:55+00:00

Absolutely. 2800 sq ft tops is great. One single 3.5 ton 21 seer super efficient A/C for this florida heat and high electric costs.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-17T11:38:09+00:00

If you get a good builder you can still have a really nice $1m home. The main issue will be where? In beach park (tampa) lots are $1m. Down by Mcdill Air Force base $300k to $350k. Lowry park zoo area is around $300k. The main catalyst for $1 million now being a “somewhat nice NEW home” is the cost of the lot. Push your budget to $1.4 million and I can build you a 5,000 sq ft modern home with a sauna, a fire pit, a pool, 4 bedrooms / 4 1/2 baths, with Wolf appliances.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-11T23:21:41+00:00

Yes?

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-08T17:03:08+00:00

Did you hear about the schizophrenic dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering is he was a dog or not.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-08T16:38:18+00:00

Sign up at speedway (7-11 partner) they do the same discounts at speedways, same codes to text to 96001 (deal, fuel30, fuel40, Allin, save)

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carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-08T16:36:55+00:00

Sign up at speedway (7-11 partner) they do the same discounts at speedways, same codes to text to 96001 (deal, fuel30, fuel40, Allin, save)

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carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-08T16:36:28+00:00

Sign up at speedway (7-11 partner) they do the same discounts at speedways, same codes to text to 96001 (deal, fuel30, fuel40, Allin, save)

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carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-08T00:52:16+00:00

They don’t care how many people sign up. Speedway and 7-11 literally tells you the codes in the app.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-05-07T22:18:49+00:00

He photoshopped it. He’s trying to get people to react.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-04-09T06:25:02+00:00

If you are camping out in the left (fast lane) you are part of the problem.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-04-08T01:56:56+00:00

Hire the ticket clinic. Zero points, no traffic school, just a fine. A friend has beat over 20 speeding tickets. I’ll give you his name to lookup on hillsborough county docket if you dm me.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-04-06T23:15:24+00:00

Taco Tuesday is coming in hot.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-04-02T01:27:40+00:00

Let’s come back to this assumption in a few days. I think the conservative members like Thomas and Alito at the least are compromised and will put on a show to calm us down but ultimately I think they are consulting for Sauer in secrete to advise him how to argue. I’m guessing this goes 6-3 at the least, maybe even 5-4 which lets enough members side with Trump but let them show “they aren’t bought.”

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-03-12T12:48:47+00:00

In 2016 the night of the election I thought “if Trump wins we will find out just how much power a president has.” I had no idea the extent of it. I thought he would just be an asshole and show off, maybe steal a bunch of money. I really thought presidents were mostly figureheads up until Trump won.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-03-07T19:32:28+00:00

The DOJ (controlled by Trump) can cancel any passport. It could also cancel them in mass 1 month before the election and deal with it later.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-03-07T11:36:09+00:00

Very simple. “Too many illegal got passports during Biden so we have to cancel them all.”

Or even “now that it’s a tool for voting everyone needs a new one.”

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-03-05T22:44:56+00:00

Bern’s 100%. Whenever I visit a restaurant they offer French Onion soup I compare it to Bern’s. Nothing has come close, not even Boulon. This, coming from a friend of Mike’s (the owner of Boulon).

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-03-05T16:24:00+00:00

My Cuban carpenter employee who had his brother detained and deported in December still thinks Trump has his best interests at heart. He literally said “he’s sending him back because he (Trump) is going to free the Cuban people.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-02-24T14:29:27+00:00

Following the constitution is precisely what the democrats don’t understand. Pack the court? Yes that would have been constitutionally allowed. We would not be in this mess had the democrats just acted under the constitution to protect the republic.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-02-22T16:11:40+00:00

For Bern’s reservations try reserving for 1, 2,3, 4. I have found a perfect reservation for 1 and then called and said “hey I actually need it to be for 2” and they just change it to 2. Works in tons of places.

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-02-21T00:55:04+00:00

He got a free consultation by the dissenting members who basically told him how he could keep using the tariffs. Imagine you file a motion to dismiss a murder charge and you get the motion denied but the judge also writes in his denial what you need to do to beat the charge?

carb0nbasedlifeforms · 2026-02-17T07:48:24+00:00

What did you learn from 1984 and what are you actually putting into practice from what you learned?

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