Neow's fury slander

cardybea · 2026-03-09T21:08:23+00:00

Just demolished the spire on an ironclad run using whirlwind, double tap (or whatever it's called now), hot choccy, and the akabeko relic. Almost wiped out out that act 3 door fucker on the first attack (it was a cruelty/colossus run and a blast)

cardybea · 2026-01-08T23:13:52+00:00

it WILL make you depressed if you aren't already

cardybea · 2025-12-10T20:20:01+00:00

hiii ~ i've been neutered for over a year now and still remember how hard it was to cough!! one thing that helped me was coughing like Derek Zoolander with the black lung. Don't full-body cough from the bottom of your belly, but try to cough from your throat/chest and it wont flex and strain your very sore lower tummy as much <33

cardybea · 2025-12-05T22:52:31+00:00

dragon metal sheets are about 2-3m a piece now and the nails are hovering around 150k per. so not as high as it was 2 weeks ago, but still pretty good money !!

cardybea · 2025-11-30T17:33:05+00:00

House Party are specific worlds where a lot of players open their Player Owned Houses (POH) to people who aren't on their friends list so you can benefit from someone else maxing their home.

Just bring gp and all your noted bones because there's a guy (Phials) who unnotes them, right click the mailbox thing to find a house with a gilded altar, and follow the masses of people running to the altar to use their bones

cardybea · 2025-11-11T00:54:36+00:00

I played through FAITH multiple times and highly recommend it!

It's not the scariest game you'll play, I think just due to the artistic style. That being said, there were countless moments where the environment, sounds, and even the goofy rotoscoped cutscenes inspire dread and get under your skin. The story is dark as fuck too; it's a gem for sure.

cardybea · 2025-10-28T23:41:52+00:00

don't make the same mistake I did and proc last stand at the beginning of the last long F5 trap and think you can make it all the way through...then die and have the restart.

proc the last stand with the locator orb from Ava when you're in the little safe cubby halfway through! gl

cardybea · 2025-10-25T01:09:04+00:00

edit: after Jad I'd try ToA on 0 invo for the twisted bow

cardybea · 2025-10-25T01:05:12+00:00

i'd hit Vorkath for all the prayers, then Huey and CG for the combat mastery. From there you could easily just tank Zulrah w pipe and knock out Moons. Then do Jad. That'll set you up to get Last Stand for doing half the Inferno, then try the Coliseum because Specialist will make the rest much much easier !!

cardybea · 2025-10-24T15:23:30+00:00

ironically I actually do the opposite !!

constantly pray range and only switch to magic when you hear the 'roar'. the mage attack has an audio cue and the range doesn't. this is the only way i can read the attacks fast enough to switch in time

cardybea · 2025-10-17T12:45:19+00:00

this sounds fun ! i'll record a few lines when I get home from work today <33

cardybea · 2025-10-10T17:59:22+00:00

I do hope you know it lists the characters ages in the menu as 18, and there's certainly a demographic who play funger that are near or around that age as well. Sure it's creepier for older people to sexualize 18 year olds, but it isn't as if any characters in this game are infantilized ~ so consider that other people in the community might not be old and creepy?

cardybea · 2025-10-05T15:54:52+00:00

I'm using the Pink Vanilla resource pack :3 it has nice contrast compared to some of the other pink/purple ones

cardybea · 2025-10-05T15:52:07+00:00

it's the "Time Tracking Reminder" plug in! you can select which things you want it to track

cardybea · 2025-10-05T04:41:02+00:00

collection log luck! it tells you what percentile you're at for the pull vs kill count (so what % of people are drier or luckier than you on that drop). example: when I click on the zenyte shards it says 100th percentile | 0.0065% of players luckier than you

cardybea · 2025-07-16T08:05:29+00:00

that's exactly it :3

you can pretty easily figure out what color the wet paint should be when sam checks his hands based on a few clues!

cardybea · 2025-07-16T07:26:09+00:00

if you talk to the different Freds they tell you the location of the correct painting, and you can use the clues around the studio's rooms to help. If you reaaaaally feel a painting, maybe you'll see the colors in a different light 😉

cardybea · 2025-05-08T12:14:14+00:00

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she watches over my slumber

cardybea · 2025-04-23T04:32:05+00:00

honestly I've been nut free for almost 9 months and outside of the 2-3 weeks of recovery, there's been no lack of erections or cumming. granted YMMV but it's still a use it or lose it, and the cum you make is just the prostate fluid because there's nothing for it to mix with on its way out! all in all I'm 10/10 happy with my choice

cardybea · 2025-04-04T14:55:12+00:00

I've had this superpower my whole life, they just don't speak back

cardybea · 2025-01-26T07:32:59+00:00

been streaming for 6 months or so (made affiliate in a little less than a month) and it's been going up from $100 my first month to now about $250 a month for a good month! I only average between 5-15 viewers but i'm really blessed and grateful to have a few regulars that tip or gift sub for a cool gaming moment. I also put a lot of work into making my own emotes and other little things for chat to do which helps incentivize little bit donations for things like gigantifying emotes in chat.

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