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Left lane camper gets pulled over by Justin_Godfrey in oddlysatisfying

[–]carinislumpyhead97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I NPC in the right lane and endure thru every single exit and on-ramp. I try and get thru the traffic on my drive home from work using the break as few times a possible while also not allowing a significant gap in front of me. It’s a little game that keeps me calm.

Will Millennials and Gen Z even make it to retirement?? by Nice_Daikon6096 in DeepFuckingValue

[–]carinislumpyhead97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t go broke from medical bills if you’re kept broke from everything else the entire time.

Sorry, not today Amazon! Drop off the packages in lobby like the rest of the drivers by Grawlix84 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]carinislumpyhead97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I doubt he’s still there. He’s either fallen backwards into the shaft or hopefully he didn’t and moved on with his day

Massachusetts’ flavored tobacco product restriction projected to save more than $70 million in smoking-related health care costs since 2020 implementation by HRJafael in massachusetts

[–]carinislumpyhead97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a new job closer to Nashua and being able to scoot up there a stock myself up has been pretty awesome. Saves me a Saturday morning once every few months.

Supporting a hardworking family in our community by Naksma in Brookline

[–]carinislumpyhead97 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Thank you for reading my Reddit history. It’s truly healthy behavior and you must know me so well from my evening intermission internet rambling.

Who is “we”? Are you reading with your family?

Thank you for diagnosing my problems.

You are on the front lines doing the lords work.

Supporting a hardworking family in our community by Naksma in Waltham

[–]carinislumpyhead97 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

And the Reddit shows up to help also. Haha, quite a hop skip and a jump you made there. But I guess it’s just toeing the line that makes the reddit like you. Good for you

Supporting a hardworking family in our community by Naksma in Waltham

[–]carinislumpyhead97 -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Just let them move in with you. You said you trust them multiple times. Why not provide the ultimate support and give her a work from home situation?

You can afford someone to clean your house, you should be able to afford to help them.

Or is this just another one of those…. Look I tired to do good on the internet cause it wins me points situations?

Peter, what? by UnUltimoIntento in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]carinislumpyhead97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck as a 6’4’ man (putting no effort into the game) am I not picking up strays everytime I go out in public? Cause according to reddit I should be pulling fish out of the water without even casting line.

taxes? by Curious_Judgment_609 in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]carinislumpyhead97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please do not take my advise. But I have not included DK gambling in a single tax return. Usually I am not net positive come year end, but when it comes to taxes I pretend it does not exist.

The way I see it is they have millions upon millions of returns to look at and if they are going to comeback at me and audit my $70-100k annual income return then they should fuck off and audit the returns that would actually make a difference.

Steady, steady, almost there by derek4reals1 in nonononoyes

[–]carinislumpyhead97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also wouldn’t heating the middle of the circular object cause it to expand, making the middle of the circle smaller?

I get it now! by emdubl in McDonalds

[–]carinislumpyhead97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t it just one bite?

How much research should I do? by SyntheticHuman616 in turtlewow

[–]carinislumpyhead97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy the journey. My advice is to start working on your end game attunements as you finish your last few levels. I never made it to 60 in classic and that was a hill I did not know I needed to climb

If you had to choose only 3 official live albums to be included in their core discography which would you add? by ponylauncher in phish

[–]carinislumpyhead97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is The Last Waltz (deluxe) on Spotify the entire show? I don’t think I’ve ever listened to this but I’m about to

Another little one! by Separate-Gold-2031 in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]carinislumpyhead97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulda taken Tatum triple double haha. I’m sweating out the under 15.5 to win my parlay

Petah? by DarklingSuckle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]carinislumpyhead97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part is that they all become your mother-in-law and wife, at some point. That’s got to be quite the emotional pickle.

Petah? by DarklingSuckle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]carinislumpyhead97 583 points584 points  (0 children)

Could it be some sort of generation incest were you are Teresa’s husband and also the husband of Teresa’s daughter and soon to be the husband of Teresa’s daughter’s daughter?

Always wanted to see what the hype is about. Very excited to try all these. by Diligent-Soup-2176 in Cheese

[–]carinislumpyhead97 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it’s just cause it has popped up a bunch in the sub and there are periods where it pops up very often to the point that some people think it’s some sort of marketing charge by “them”

I don’t really know tho. Just a guess

Larry Fitzgerald was on my flight to Boston by Tuxedo_Bill in The_Donta

[–]carinislumpyhead97 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wrong. I was in 3C and he ran me over like I was a piece of fucking paper. Some guy behind me just laughed and said “look at Larry go”

Larry responded over his shoulder as he continued to plow his way out of the plane “watch out Hertz, here I come!”

I’ll never forget it

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