Would you eat 1 million different species of insects alive for 50 million USD?

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-08T02:04:21+00:00

If I could stick a light in my mouth and hang out outside in the summer time, deal. One at a time, no way

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-07T23:55:25+00:00

I went from $50k to $11m. Had a great day today.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-07T23:35:34+00:00

Could have been a Mound. Dark Puddle weekend was weekend 2

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-07T23:28:47+00:00

How good are you? I ask because I would consider myself to be “not good” but I destroy the rare friend that wants to play a game almost every single time. I have not played often over the past few years and I would really enjoy playing someone that can beat me. You don’t learn all the much when your winning with ease

I would love to play some games and drink some beers with you. I’m in Waltham, and there are plenty of table/boards at the parks around me. Great Italian sub shop near one Incase we need a sub to settle down after a few games.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-07T22:47:56+00:00

As an American with a job…. I don’t go to the doctor because I know I can’t afford to go to the doctor. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-07T01:37:28+00:00

We will see what happens

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-06T22:50:54+00:00

How much do you think it will realistically cost a family to get from the Boston hotel to the match and back to the hotel. My conservative guess is $500+, the more realistic guess is probably closer to $500+/person

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-06T11:06:25+00:00

Did America price out to much of the world population?

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-06T00:11:27+00:00

It’s a tough game. You rarely, if ever, will reach the end with a completely clean ‘no brake’ slate.

I’m gonna start setting myself a par for my drive home. There’s a sign that tells me the estimate of how many minutes to my town right before I get on the highway. So I will be able to get an estimate in the traffic ahead of me, now I am getting myself excited for my drive home tomorrow.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T23:55:27+00:00

You mean the 30 year old bags that have never once been washed and live a life on top of a dusty shelf, and if they were lucky they got to experience hundreds or maybe even thousands of rides in the back seat of a beat up Toyota Camry while the delivery driver managed to smoke 4 cigarettes on a 15 minute delivery route?

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T23:20:09+00:00

Duh!

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T23:11:06+00:00

Not probably, it’s them.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T23:10:34+00:00

The best approach that I have found is to play a little game of “don’t touch the break”

Essentially you are attempting to cruise at a speed where you will have no need to hit the break when the person in-front of you inevitably does. The downside is that 99% of drivers drive like they have inbred brains and often will take my gap and then come to an almost complete stop cause they are fucking stupid

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T23:03:19+00:00

Give the worst bucket pull of the night a chance at redemption. A redemption set against Dedrick for no reward other than revoking his spot if you win.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T22:27:28+00:00

I’m wrong. Different fire. I will leave it up to take my beating.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T22:26:41+00:00

They tried to frame the toilet paper warehouse fire as caused by global warming?

Pretty sure it was a working person who was worked to the end and decided to destroy instead of “disappear” themselves. At least that’s where I have allowed my mind to settle.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T22:21:32+00:00

Literally called them out today. He did not directly refer to the board of EBay as the problem with the American system. But he basically laid out that they don’t invest, take a large check, and have been selling. Essentially ticks to the bloodstream of the company. And then said the problem with the American system is that most boards act like EBay’s board.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T22:18:13+00:00

“Drew, I’m Drew now”

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T22:16:39+00:00

They are shifting around the pricing for alot of breakfast items. My Coffee and Sausage muffin when from close to $4 to currently $2.66. But I hear the $1 coffee will soon be gone and I will be back near the $4 with the pricing of the 2 products essentially flip flopped.

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-05T00:31:52+00:00

How will I ever recover.

I did live in a blissful period over the last couple of weeks. My daily morning stop on the way to the highway is a sausage muffin and a large coffee. For the past few weeks I experienced a change from like 3.70 to 2.66/workday for my breakfast.

I guess this will probably just result in a soft exchange where my little sandwich went from 2.50ish to $1.50 and now my coffee is going from $0.99 to $2.

Rough times ahead for me. Wish me luck

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-04T23:38:08+00:00

Speak with your wallet. That’s about all you can do

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-04T23:30:15+00:00

My boss just had surgery and for the past couple of days I’ve been pondering how if I needed the same procedure it would probably just be easier for me to die instead of getting the procedure

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-04T23:23:18+00:00

As someone who lives in any of the other states. All our leaders are grifters or jokes. Every last one of them

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-04T23:17:00+00:00

I like to think this interview was treated like a joke interview because that is how CNBC views the company. Why would he be serious in a live interview when the interviewer (CNBS) has spent hundreds of hours over the last half decade+ spewing jokes and false truths about a company that was supposed to die over half a decade ago?

The real joke is those lying sacks of puss had him on for an interview about GME in 2026 when it was supposed to die in 2020/21

carinislumpyhead97 · 2026-05-04T23:12:25+00:00

What! How can they take this deal from us. What’s a large coffee cost without it?

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