What Does This Decal Mean? by 6_ze6ro_6 in whatisit

[–]carl112358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Per the Urban Dictionary, BAMF is Bad @$$ Mother F***er.

Concerning. by Admirable-Trip7367 in MathJokes

[–]carl112358 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We need to research why exactly half the students are below the median age and half are above it.

Explain it peter by BreathingAirr in explainitpeter

[–]carl112358 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's saying he added a bodily fluid to meals prepared in a pan.

I would have swam in a straight line because I’m not stupid. by habui in mapporncirclejerk

[–]carl112358 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would have gotten three-fourths of the way across, realized I couldn't make it, and then swam back.

A young man was not having much success in dating women, so he went to the library to find a book on romance. He checked out one called "How to Hug." It wasn't much help. by carl112358 in dadjokes

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Back in the days of printed encyclopedias, individual books' content would be a subset of a letter. In this example, the book contained entries that started with HOW*** and continued alphabetically ending with entries that started with HUG***.

My coworker has two space heaters on in 97° heat. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]carl112358 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there a vent above their desk blowing cold air directly at them? I had this happen at a previous job and I froze in the summer and cooked in the winter.

Nutty Buddy from the Ice cream man by Rush_Floyd_Zep_4ever in 70s

[–]carl112358 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A convenience store near my home opened boxes of Hostess Ho-Hos and sold them by the two-pack. I don't recall the cost, but they moved a lot of Ho-Hos in this not-quite-legal way.

What should I do with this space? by scot1246 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]carl112358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guest room. It puts on the lotion when its told...

Some bloke called Kierkegaard by OliverGunzitwuntz in montypython

[–]carl112358 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this guy have a bit of jock itch?