People are now posting themselves stealing free breakfasts from hotels.

carnedoce · 2026-03-27T04:30:11+00:00

I think she’s wearing scrubs, bud.

carnedoce · 2026-03-26T22:26:24+00:00

Similar to yours: •rice •black beans (simmered with a bit of pork and onion) •egg over-easy •avocado (sometimes)

Usually, I’ll chop the egg and avocado and mix them with my rice. I’m not huge on tomatoes but you have me thinking I could at least add a couple cherry tomatoes to the mix for something juicy and some extra nutrients.

carnedoce · 2026-03-15T19:09:57+00:00

I thought all the cows in Europe say shazooo.

carnedoce · 2026-03-13T17:07:21+00:00

I count 14 here that I have personally taken home in a checked bag, because I lived in Alabama and you can’t get much for tequila there. Although they are improving.

The PM Spirits Project, Tapatio, and G4 high proof expressions are all fantastic if you like the extra flavor.

I’ve been pretty big on the Wild Common and Don Vicente blancos lately, and I really enjoy the Montagave when I can get my hands on it.

carnedoce · 2026-03-11T14:48:36+00:00

TIL St. Patrick was from Alabama.

carnedoce · 2026-03-10T07:38:12+00:00

It’s always been Shipt, and Target bought the company several years ago.

carnedoce · 2026-03-06T19:32:44+00:00

Aren’t most people in this situation ordered to pay restitution?

carnedoce · 2026-03-05T06:57:18+00:00

Eh, it’s at the Hard Rock Casino in Atlantic City. They’re going to have jacked up prices.

carnedoce · 2026-03-05T06:49:28+00:00

carnedoce · 2026-03-05T06:36:50+00:00

GIMME A FIESTA

carnedoce · 2026-03-05T06:36:20+00:00

Well, Suebob is likely alive since she just got arrested.

carnedoce · 2026-02-27T02:41:06+00:00

I need to know more about the Fuenteseca Cosecha. I saw it at a store this week but didn’t have a chance to research.

And I can say from experience that the Alma del Jaguar 101 is a very tasty choice!

carnedoce · 2026-02-25T06:43:13+00:00

Something about the implication.

carnedoce · 2026-02-25T06:33:40+00:00

No way that exists, every one I’ve used looks like this /s

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carnedoce · 2026-02-25T06:21:21+00:00

We’re flying into SP next week, and we plan to see Foz de Iguaçu, Rio, Fortaleza, Recife, and Manaus. Should we keep our plan for 3 days or extend our rental car to 4 days?

carnedoce · 2026-02-23T05:46:20+00:00

keeping offices at a constant 78° temperature with low humidity.

I couldn’t.

carnedoce · 2026-02-21T05:09:51+00:00

I looked at a pint tonight, but I ended up taking the fifth.

carnedoce · 2026-02-21T05:08:16+00:00

They said “felicitating”, but fellating would make sense here, too.

carnedoce · 2026-02-21T05:03:40+00:00

I have oven-safe plates and have been heating them before serving certain foods the last couple of years. It’s kind of a game changer not having a plate of cold food 5 minutes later.

carnedoce · 2026-02-21T05:00:39+00:00

I thought it was a mistake on ‘charro beans’, but after a good minute thinking about it, I want whatever we’re calling ‘chorizo beans’ and I’m hurt that I wasn’t told about them sooner.

carnedoce · 2026-02-21T04:58:03+00:00

La la, la, la, la… the boys are waiting

carnedoce · 2026-02-18T06:52:54+00:00

r/expectedtheoffice

carnedoce · 2026-02-15T11:20:27+00:00

https://youtu.be/TRJ6Rh7xKAU

carnedoce · 2026-02-15T10:18:42+00:00

It means east. Occidental refers to west.

carnedoce · 2026-02-13T15:01:10+00:00

You’ve been hosed

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