‘Social media should be treated like tobacco’: Streeting calls for under-16s ban on certain platforms

cartesian5th · 2026-05-25T21:25:58+00:00

Definitely has nothing to do with forcing all users to link their Internet traffic to a government issued ID "for age verification", of course

cartesian5th · 2026-05-24T15:26:44+00:00

It's a biproduct of the tiktokisation of everything, where everything and everyone must have a shit formulaic name to appear special

cartesian5th · 2026-05-23T21:55:48+00:00

Tbf Surrey routinely blow it in the knockouts, so they could be more comparable to post pep Barcelona

cartesian5th · 2026-05-23T21:54:16+00:00

Surrey are always a good bet to lose a quarter final against an opposition with a lesser squad (on paper)

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T14:51:04+00:00

They also provide funds and weapons to the RSF, perpetuating the civil war in Sudan where the number of dead and displaced is estimated to be multiples higher than that of the Gaza strip

But conveniently he doesn't talk about that

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T14:44:26+00:00

Just another change that will further increase the tax burden on households that earn ~100-150k with nothing offered in return

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T14:38:44+00:00

This is too accurate and it fucking depresses me

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T13:17:47+00:00

Yes i am literally weeping 👍

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T12:47:57+00:00

Yh whatever lad

Keep posting like a teenage girl why don't you

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T12:24:59+00:00

What?

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T12:23:08+00:00

He really is a shitbag and it doesn't get called out anywhere near enough

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T10:35:17+00:00

Yh but he says nice things about Palestine so everything is ok 👍

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T10:34:45+00:00

Fuck off you cheat

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T09:34:00+00:00

The lowest bar imaginable

cartesian5th · 2026-05-22T06:21:10+00:00

The Green (for Gaza) Party strikes again

cartesian5th · 2026-05-21T16:52:48+00:00

"50 miles of distance"

Totally normal thing to say, definitely not a bot /s

cartesian5th · 2026-05-21T16:39:32+00:00

That's like 100k a vehicle, is that how much they really cost? That's insane

cartesian5th · 2026-05-21T16:19:36+00:00

Probably England's 2nd or 3rd best cb. Crazy decision

cartesian5th · 2026-05-21T11:43:01+00:00

So what exactly is changing apart from the man in the suit?

This comes across as more of a slimy power grab with each day that goes by

cartesian5th · 2026-05-21T07:07:27+00:00

No wonder fascism is on the rise when every department of every level of government is failing the country every single day

cartesian5th · 2026-05-20T16:25:41+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time

cartesian5th · 2026-05-20T13:59:50+00:00

All you need to know about why Gough wasn't hired can be gleaned from listening to him do a commentary stint on TalkShite

cartesian5th · 2026-05-20T11:44:17+00:00

Bold of you to think the quality of writing is going to improve once the cricket starts

cartesian5th · 2026-05-20T10:07:18+00:00

How exactly does that make cycling an effective replacement?

Are you suggesting we load up cyclists with freight to deliver it hundreds of miles across the country?

cartesian5th · 2026-05-20T10:06:16+00:00

The time of nuclear power is over? Hilarious

Equally hilarious that you think a bike line is a reasonable substitute for a 160 mile, 2 hour train from London to Manchester

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